Drinking Game / Grey's Anatomy

Drinking game for Grey's Anatomy. Grab a bottle of tequila and take a drink each time:

• The McLanguage is used.
• Two people have sex in an on-call room.
  • If someone actually sleeps instead, make it a double.
• Take a shot when someone says “Seriously?” (expect to get hammered if you’re watching the earlier seasons).
• Chug your drink when Arizona mentions her amputated leg.
• Take a shot when a patient dies on the table and a doctor says “it’s my fault”.
• Three people sleep in a bed together.
  • Make it a double if those three people are Meredith, Derek, and Cristina.
• Chug when Meredith or Cristina use the “you’re my person” phrase.
• Any of the remaining originals mention any gone or dead characters.
  • If the originals mention a member of the original intern class, make it a double.
• Take a shot each time someone other than Meredith narrates an episode.
  • Take two shots if more than one person narrates.
• Two doctors get into a physical fight inside the hospital’s walls.
• Chug if Alex mentions Izzie—and uses the words “cancer wife” or “crazy” to describe her.
  • Finish your drink if he mentions any of his past failed relationships.
• Sniff your drink when a patient’s story relates to one or more of the characters (we don’t want you to die of alcohol poisoning).
• An attending flirts with a intern or resident.
• Chug if a doctor gives a monologue (discounting the opening and closing voiceovers)
• Finish your drink if there’s an accident that affects the characters or occurs at the hospital.
• Take two shots if a doctor dies.
• A doctor gets into a car accident.
• If Cristina and Owen forget they’re broken up, take a shot.
  • Make it a double if they have an argument about having kids.
• Every time there’s a scene at Joe’s Bar.
• Take a shot if a couple decides to divorce.
• If a doctor is hospitalized, take two shots.
• Chug if there’s a mass casualty in the ER.
• Take a shot every time Meredith mentions her dead mother.
• Meredith’s kids (or anyone’s for that matter) make an appearance longer than thirty seconds.
• Take a shot if Webber goes on a speech about improving the hospital.
• If you’re watching season 5, take a shot each time “number 12” is mentioned.
• Alex is seen holding a child or infant.
• Meredith’s house is referred to as a “frat house”.
• If a pager goes off, make it a double.
• Each time a doctor falls on their face, take a shot.
• “How To Save A Life” “Chasing Cars” “Into The Fire” or “In My Veins” plays.
• Meredith and Derek have a fight about DC.
• Someone interrupts a wedding.
  • If someone leaves the altar, make it a double.
• Chug if there’s an (awkward) elevator encounter.
• If a doctor discovers they have a brain tumor, take a shot.
• A hallucination/dreamscape/flashback occurs.
• If you’re watching the shooting episode, make it a double every time a doctor is walking around the hospital during the lockdown.
• A doctor gets covered in blood.
• If a character takes a shot, take a shot.
• If you’re watching the musical episode, take a shot each time a doctor randomly starts singing a song.
• If Owen cheats on his partner, make it a double.
• Finish your drink if Meredith almost dies.

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