Drinking Game: Firefly

Drinking game for Firefly:
  • Every time someone says something in badly pronounced Chinese, drink.
  • Every time River does something odd, drink.
  • Every time Mal mentions the war, drink.
  • Every time someone says "gorramit" or "shiny."
  • Every time Mal punches Simon.
  • Every time Mal calls Inara a whore or calls her profession "whoring".
  • Every time River is seen barefoot.
  • Every time Jayne says or does something violent
  • Every time Jayne makes reference to his penis.
  • Whenever Jayne causes an awkward pause in the conversation.

  • Teetotaler's version: Take a shot whenever you see an actual Asian, the backstory notwithstanding.