Drinking Game: Firefly
Drinking game for Firefly:
- Every time someone says something in badly pronounced Chinese, drink.
- Every time River does something odd, drink.
- Every time Mal mentions the war, drink.
- Every time someone says "gorramit" or "shiny."
- Every time Mal punches Simon.
- Every time Mal calls Inara a whore or calls her profession "whoring".
- Every time River is seen barefoot.
- Every time Jayne says or does something violent
- Every time Jayne makes reference to his penis.
- Whenever Jayne causes an awkward pause in the conversation.
- Teetotaler's version: Take a shot whenever you see an actual Asian, the backstory notwithstanding.