- Every time someone says something in badly pronounced Chinese, drink.
- Every time River does something odd, drink.
- Every time Mal mentions the war, drink.
- Every time someone says "gorramit" or "shiny."
- Every time Mal punches Simon.
- A whole drink if Simon punches Mal.
- Every time Mal calls Inara a whore or calls her profession "whoring".
- Every time River is seen barefoot.
- Every time Jayne says or does something violent
- Maybe just a sip, unless it's the alchoholic's version.
- Every time Jayne makes a reference to his penis.
- Whenever Jayne causes an awkward pause in the conversation.
- Every time the crew is in space, start drinking and don't stop until they land.
- Every time Simon is having a good moment with Kaylee and then completely blows it.
- Every time Simon touches River's face.
- Teetotaler's version: Take a shot whenever you see an actual Asian, the backstory notwithstanding.
Drinking Game / Firefly
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