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• Every time someone says something in badly pronounced Chinese, drink.
• Every time River does something odd, drink.
• Every time Mal mentions the war, drink.
• Every time someone says "gorramit" or "shiny."
• Every time Mal punches Simon.
• Every time Mal calls Inara a whore or calls her profession "whoring".
• Every time River is seen barefoot.