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• 1 drink every time the theme music plays
• 1 drink every time a character calls the protag "'Stalker", 2 every time they call him "Deathstalker"
• 1 drink every shot containing a topless woman
• 1 drink every time a character is impaled with something
• 2 drinks every time a midget appears onscreen
• Finish your drink every time the film visibly rips off another, better film
  • You will go through at least six beers a person by the time the credits roll.... about 70 minutes in.