Drinking Game: Black Lagoon

Take a shot if:
  • Revy takes a shot
  • Someone gets shot, and another one if that person dies.
    • Two shots for every time the Yellow Flag bar has a shootout and another one if it gets destroyed again.
  • Someone f-bombs. Or is bleeped out in the Toonami run of the show.
    • Two shots if that person is Revy.
      • Three shots if that person is Roberta or Rock.
  • Everytime Hotel Moscow, the Kan Yi Fan Triad, and/or the Ripoff Church is involved.
  • Take a shot every time a different language is used in the Japanese version.
  • Take a shot every time Revy gets called a "heartless bitch."
  • Take a shot every time Revy says the words "fuckin' dead man".
  • Take a shot every time Rock gets told that he is different from the others.
  • Take a shot every time Rock is referred to as Japanese.
  • Take a shot if any character goes into a rant about how horrible the world is and how they are just looking out for number one. You will be more than a little glad that this seems to only happen once or twice an arc.
    • Two shots if it's Revy or Balalaika.
    • Two shots if Balalaika's rant makes some mention of how War Is Glorious.
    • Two shots if the rant is directed at Rock. Take an extra shot if Rock answers back in some fashion (no modifier if it somehow is a Crowning Moment of Whatever).
    • Two shots if the rant includes them talking about their Back Story (at least a mention). Take two more shots if this is a mention of the very moment that they were maddened into misanthropy.
    • Take an extra shot if the rant includes a threat to Rock. Take another shot if it's a death threat. Take another shot if the threat states or implies them hating Rock for being a (relatively) Wide-Eyed Idealist.
    • Take an extra shot if the rant at some point segues into blasphemy.
    • Take an extra shot if the rant goes on for at least a minute.
    • Take an extra shot if the rant is part of (or happens after) an Action Film, Quiet Drama Scene, Crowning Moment of Awesome or Nightmare Fuel scene.
    • Take an extra shot if the person that the rant is directed at is somehow killed by the ranting person. Take an extra shot if it's a death by gunshot.
    • Drain your drink if the rant instead is about how the same vision of a Crapsack World has made them The Anti-Nihilist. Serve yourself a new drink.