A storyline in Cable & Deadpool involved Deadpool's friend Weasel joining HYDRA under the very inspired name Penetrator (or, rather, Penetraitor). Predictably, this caused some choice dialogue.
Henchman 1: It seems... I don't know... provocative.
Henchman 2: In almost a... gratuitous fashion.
Penetrator: What? We're going to use the Penetrator to penetrate the warm, comfortable walls of mother Earth! This machine will ram home our agenda! All will know HYDRA has thrust themselves into the very womb of civilization! What's gratuitous about that...?
Wolverine: ... so I can show the Penetrator here something long and hard — and cold and sharp!
Penetrator: Okay, I deserve the silly entendre, since I chose this name, but I really think you don't understand—
Deadpool: The Penetrator is my friend... Okay, wait, lemme try that again... Weasel is my friend — and he happens to be sheathed in a protective coating that allows him to safely penetrate things... Okay, wait, lemme try that again—
Wolverine: Shut up!
- Earlier during the run, when Deadpool attacked the Great Lakes Champions, he made fun of Mr. Immortal for owning the X-Men card set, Mr. Immortal replying they were only for flipping.
Yeah, I'd like to flip Kitty Pryde. Squirrel Girl:
Shut your evil, evil pie hole!
Deadpool: Scared the pants out of me... Well, not literally, 'cause then you'd be all distracted by my two bazookas. You know — on account of I got one real bazooka — and the other bazooka would be a metaphor for—
Taskmaster: Shut up! I get it. You think it was deep or something? Like your humour requires footnotes?
- Also, while fighting Rhino:
Deadpool: Me am horny. Okay, that was too obvious even for me.