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As a certain web commentator is fond of pointing out, once Mary Worth has her hooks in you, she will stop at nothing to meddle in your affairs until you are either "fixed" or dead. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHE IS RELENTLESS.
No matter how many times the entire universe goes out of its way to make him fail, ' Charlie Brown will just get up and try again out of sheer optimism. He'll whine, but he'll never surrender. Peanuts Charles Schulz is quoted as saying, "Someone once referred to Charlie Brown as a loser. That never occurred to me. A real loser would have stopped trying."
No matter how many times his business plans backfire, Sam in never gives up. He just switches to a new plan.