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Deadpan Snarker: Fan Fics

  • Anytime a fanfic writer is a snarker in real life, they'll usually turn the cast into snarkers, whether intentional or not.

AhMyGoddess
  • Ah Archfall has a few but probably the best one is this:
    Belldandy: "We could try... singing?"
    Jago: "Well that depends: would you rather be cremated or buried at sea?"

Angel
  • Angel fanfics tend to make Wesley extra snarky.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Avengers
  • If Tony and Loki are in the same fic, there will undoubtedly be Snark-to-Snark Combat
  • Tony, Loki, Darcy, Clint, Coulson and Natasha tend to be written with this as a defining character trait.

Axis Powers Hetalia

Blinky Bill
  • In I'll Stand By You and it's sequel Scars Are Forever, Shifty Dingo is turned into a Deadpan Snarker towards Marcia, Danny Dingo, Blinky and Flap.
    Danny Dingo: So you just went and baked cookies? Shifty, you're a dingo for crying out loud!

    Shifty Dingo: Well, if it makes you feel better, I wore a pink apron with butterflies on it while I baked them.

    Flap: Since when does Greenpatch have a Burger King and how did it get here?
    Shifty Dingo: Deforestation.

CLANNAD

Calvin and Hobbes

Cross Over
  • Firefly in Ace Combat The Equestrian War.
  • In Deus Ex Equine Revengeance, about half of Facet's dialogue thus far has been devoted to snarking somepony. Rainbow Dash actually stated that he held back in his intro scene because her infant son was present.
  • Dalek Sec from A Hero, surprisingly enough.
    Kyouko: What the hell are you!?
    Sec: I AM AN IM-PE-RIA-LIS-TIC SPA-CE NA-ZI.
  • Tatl Beryllia in The Blue Blur of Termina, especially with Sonic:
    Sonic: (spotting the doors out of the Clock Tower) Hey, is that the way out?
    Tatl: You see any other doors, kid? Let's go already!
  • Elite Four Boss and Jack Noir in Dave Stdider Pokemon Traner.
  • Courier Ethan Sunderland in Mass Foundations: Redemption in the Stars
  • Shirou in The Hill of Swords, so very much.
  • Soul Chess has a few. Namely Lelouch in chapter 132, making Aizen flip out and Eien Tamashi, Lelouch's Zanpakuto; she channels C.C., the original snarker.
  • Bronzong of the Total Pokémon Island series. Moreso in Total Pokémon World Tour.
  • Harry becomes exponentially snarky in The Wizard In The Shadows after a start in which he didn't talk much at all, then getting steadily snarkier as time goes on. This is largely a reaction to trauma and his way of dealing with it. The narration is also decidedly lemony.
    Narrator: Gimli, having reached the Horn, blew on it, causing one massive, and vaguely flatulent sound to echo over the deep.

    Harry: *just after Gandalf frees Théoden from Saruman* Look upon your kingdom once more. I hear it’s very nice this time of year.

    Théoden: What does Rohan owe Gondor?
    Harry: Would you like me to list that alphabetically, or chronologically?
  • While several characters get their moments in Beyond the Veil, Kitty has one of the best when the group stumbles upon Harry fighting Mystique.
    Kurt: "Which one's the real Harry?"
    Kitty: "Probably the one shooting magic from his hands."
  • Child Of The Storm has a World of Snark. Even Thor gets in on the act - something which isn't quite so surprising when you factor in that he was once James Potter.
    • However, Loki, Tony and Darcy are the chief snarkers.

Death Note

Digimon Tamers
  • Chaos and Te rriermon from Dimensions. No relation. Plus Impmon.
  • From the Tamers Forever Series there's... well... okay bear with me #deep breath# Chaos, Rika, Ruki, Takato, Takeru, Terriermon, Hell even the AUTHOR (and his Avatar) counts as this.
    • although Chaos is by far the most prominent example.

Fullmetal Alchemist
  • The Seven Names of Envy Angevin: Envy and Russell are especially prone to this, which is what makes them such good foils to the belligerent Ed and crazily hyper Ling respectively, and makes the banter so entertaining. A sample:
    Ling: Besides, you're being childish. I haven't even slept with anybody in...two weeks!
    Russell: Oh, how wonderful for you. Here's a memo: giving your pecker a two-week vacation doesn't make you less of a slag.

Glee

The Hunger Games

Jackie Chan Adventures

Katawa Shoujo

The Lion King
  • A lot of characters in The Lion King Adventures are this.
    • The Interceptor has his moments. Especially with Virusi.
    The Interceptor: Oh, I'm so scared of your girly little nails!
    • Nala, too.
    Nala: Let's see you come up with something smart, Mr I-Know-Everything-About-Nothing!
    • Predictably, Scar.
    Scar (at the thought of teaming up with Hago again): Where did that get us last time? Oh, yeah… it got me exiled to this filthy, infested jungle!
    • Zazu.
    Zazu: This is getting tiresome. I'd love to stay and chat, discussing how the names of all my family members are ridiculous and all, but I'm afraid your parents have requested that you are present when they leave.
    • Simba has a few moments in Dead as a Dodo.
    Simba: That would explain why you're no fun.
    Zazu: I heard that.
    Simba: Yeah, well you were supposed to.
    • And later:
    Nala: Now, if we killed somebody - and we have - what would we do?
    '''Simba (half-heartedly): Run around screaming and crying?

The Legend of Zelda
  • In The Legend of Zelda: Rings of Dualty, protagonists Link and Samba get their moments, as do various NPCs. Most humor comes from Lampshade Hanging, though.
    Link (after Samba advises him to use explosives to beat a beamos): But we're knee-deep in goron territory and have yet to find a bomb. Notice that little cosmic joke yet?

    The blonde dropped her jaw. "Well, that was, like, really rude," she commented.
    "Yeah, sneaking past all the OTHER guards instead of going and asking the FIRST one's pretty rude," the man scoffed.

Maid-Sama!
  • Sarakshi, Marjani and Tora from Seduction. Will often engage in Snark-to-Snark Combats. Some examples:
    Sarakshi: Your shirt smells of grass.
    Marjani: That is a highly flattering compliment, Sarakshi. I don't know how I've survived so far without it.

    Tora: Who do you think Hoseki's representatives would believe? One of the maids from a café that has done a grand event for the first time, or the well-mannered and chivalrous Igarashi heir?
    Sarakshi: Well-mannered. Chivalrous. Excuse me while I gag, Igarashi.
    Tora: I'm sure something as unattractive as that would be right up your street.

Mega Man

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • Hard Reset is told in the first person from Twilight's perspective. As the time loop starts to get to her she becomes more and more like this.
  • Harmony Theory: Astrid telling Star that she regrets becoming an "unstoppable badass" instead of learning "egghead language" shows her to be this.
  • The eponymous Midnight Green.
  • Pretty much the most defining characteristic of TD from The Non-Bronyverse. In one of the non-canon transformation stories, he even gets this as an official job title.
  • Shining Armor is this in his self titled arc of the Pony POV Series, which he calls 'Classic Equestrian Wit'. The fact he finds himself in crazy situations all the time gives him plenty to snark about.
    • Apparently, the Royal Guard handbook actually encourages this.
    Shining Armor: However, the Royal Guard Regulations state in Rule Four Hundred and Nine, that 'in face of overwhelming stupidity, an officer is permitted to deploy sarcasm'(I appreciate the Princess' understanding of our position).
  • Brownie gives us some rather witty examples in the early chapters of Rainbow in the Dark.
  • In Shadow Snark the titular character is, as expected, very snarky.
    Shadow Snark: You're sending me to that backwater semi-racist insane asylum to learn about friendship?
    Princess Celestia: See this is why you're leaving.
  • The protagonist of Sophistication And Betrayal has a habit of snarkily lampshading the weirdness found within Equestria. His marefriend Rarity is also quite fond of responding to his antics with snark.
  • Navarone in Diaries Of A Madman could almost make a career out of doing this. Celestia and Taya show a lighter version of this, usually responding to his antics with the occasional dry and snarky remark.

Naruto
  • Several members of the cast of Kitsune no Ken: Fist of the Fox get a shot at this here and there, but one of the main ones is Shikamaru, usually in response to Ino's nutty antics or Choji's appetite. There's also Jugo, regarding anything Suigetsu does, or Kushina, who never fails to take the occasional pot-shot at her own son Naruto.

"Newsies"
  • In "Even The Score", O Cs Ace and Streets are snarkers to the bone. Combined with Jack and Racetrack, all snarky hell breaks loose:
    Ace: "Conlon...he called you Cowboy." Jack: "Yeah, so?" Ace: "So does he call ya that 'cause of your taste in hats, or what?"
    Streets [referring to a bet]: "Can I get in on that?" Racetrack: "On whose side?" Streets: "Not yours."

Power Rangers

Real Person Fic
  • The four in With Strings Attached. Some examples:
    John: "Why're you so bloody calm?"
    George: "Because I'm a better person than you.”

    The Hunter: “I warn you, children, I have little patience for fools.”
    Ringo: “If you were a doctor, would you have little fools for patients?”

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

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