Charlie Barkin from All Dogs Go to Heaven fits this trope perfectly, not only in his words, but in his facial expressions and actions as well. To get the full effects of Charlie's Deadpan Snarkerness, you have to watch this scene, where Charlie "tucks" Anne Marie into bed in his cab:
Anne Marie: Charlie, your front seat hurts me!
: Oh yeah? All right...all right. All right. [beat
Anne Marie: Thank you, Charlie.
. Now, uh, now go to sleep, huh?
Anne Marie: Dear God...
Anne Marie: Thank you so much for my new best friend Charlie...
Anne Marie: ...and thank you for sending him to rescue me...
Charlie: Psst, hey!!
Anne Marie: ...and God bless Mr. Itchy...
Anne Marie: ...and God bless Charlie. (Charlie hides, thinking God is going to smite him) Amen. Oh, and please help me find a mommy and daddy.
Charlie: Ugh. Phew.
Anne Marie: Charlie?
Anne Marie: Do you think that you could help me find a mommy and daddy?
Anne Marie: Charlie?
Anne Marie: I have to go to the bathroom...
Charlie: Heh heh. Of course...
In Hoodwinked, Red Puckett counts as a snarker. A lot of it is pure awesome:
- Her first conversation with Nicky Flippers:
Red Puckett: They've got this all wrong, Mr. Flippers.
Nicky Flippers: Oh, I don't know. You look very dangerous to me. What's your name?
Red Puckett: Red.
Nicky Flippers: And why do they call you that?
Red Puckett: Why do they call you Flippers?
Nicky Flippers: [has a flashback of himself on-stage at a disco club; as someone chants "Go Flippers!" in the background, he does a backflip]
Uh, no reason
Nicky Flippers: What about when you're not wearing it? (beat)
Red Puckett: [quietly] I usually wear it.
- Red's reaction to discovering a break-in at Granny's store:
Woodpecker: "You're next"? What does it mean, "You're next!"? [Red hears the sound of hammering. She looks and sees the owner of another store tacking up a sign that reads "Out O' Business"]
Owner: Ruined... [turns and trudges away, muttering to herself. Red looks back at the store safe]
Red Puckett: It means someone wants our recipes....
- When she is in Japeth's shack:
Red Puckett: Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble! I've got to find a way around the mountain, fast!
Japeth: [singing] Well you came to the right goat! [pops off his antlers]
Japeth: [singing] Thirty-seven years ago, a witch done put a-spell on meee...
Red Puckett: Yes, I know.
Japeth: [continuing] ...A spell where when I'm talking, I'm singing it with glee / And when you're always singing it, you've got to live alone / That's why I made this mountain shack my home
Red Puckett: That's great, but if you could just help me find my granny's house? (Japeth launches into "Be Prepared")
- When the Wolf finishes telling his story:
Red Puckett: For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job. (rolls her eyes)
Disney movies, whether of the Disney Animated Canon variety or Pixar variety, often tend to have very noticeable snarkers. Here are some examples, in chronological order.
- For the record, the Wolf is also a snarker. His reaction to witnessing Red falling several hundred feet from the cable car: "Ouch."
- Also evidenced by his review of Boingo's Villain Song. Granny responds to it with, "We've got to do something!" Wolf remarks, "Yeah. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible."
- Bagheera from The Jungle Book, such as when talking to Baloo about whether or not to take Mowgli back to human society:
Baloo: Oh, stop worrying, Baggy! Stop worrying! I'll take care of him.
Bagheera: Yes, like you did when the monkeys kidnapped him, huh?
Frank, you're free! Frank:
I'm free? I'm free, I'm free, I'm free, I'm free! Kangaroo:
Shhh... Joanna will hear. Krebbs:
Double or nothing, he's caught in 5 minutes.
Beast: You come out or I'll... I'll... I'll break down the door!
Lumiere: Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affection.
- The Beast himself has his moments. Bonus points for this one, seeing as he's snarking himself.
Lumiere: Voila! You look so...so...
Beast: ... Stupid.
I'm going to be king of Pride Rock! Scar: Oh, goody. Simba:
My dad just showed me the whole kingdom, and I'm going to rule it all! Scar:
Yes, well forgive me for not leaping
for joy. Bad back, you know.
- Hades, Phil, and Megara from Hercules, but especially Hades.
Hades: So is this an audience or a mosaic?
- Meg gets some very good lines too:
Meg: My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends.
Atta: You sure it's not up there?
Hopper: ... are you saying I'm stupid? Do I look stupid to you? Let's just think about the logic, shall we? Let's just think about it for a second. If it was up there, would I be coming down here to your level, LOOKING FOR IT?
Emperor: "See to it that this woman is made a member of my council."
Chi Fu: (stammers) "What?! Uh... why, there are no council positions open, Your Majesty. "
Emperor: "Very well." [to Mulan] "You can have his job."
- Shan Yu has his moments, such as just after his soldiers capture two Chinese scouts:
Shan Yu: "Good work, gentlemen. You've found the Hun army."
- And also, as Kuzco is supporting Pacha's whole weight:
Kuzco: It's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be REEEEAAAALLLY difficult...
Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for the night? Mike:
Well, as a matter of fact— Roz:
Then I'm sure you've filed your paperwork correctly, for once. (beat
) Your stunned silence
Helen Parr: I think... your father is in trouble.
Violet Parr: If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doing so hot either.
I will super-bark you out of that tree! Mittens:
Go nuts. Let's see how that works out for ya. Bolt:
You leave me no choice. Bark! Mittens: Oh, the super-bark. Scary, scary.
(frog appears on the balcony after Tiana wished on a star)
Tiana: (glares at star) Very funny. (to frog) What now? I reckon you want a kiss?
Naveen: I fully intend to be rich again. Once I marry miss Charlotte La Bouff if she'll have me.
Tiana: You a prince?
Tiana: She'll have you.
- Tangled. Flynn. Oh, so much. A large part of the reason why the movie is so entertaining is from Flynn casually snarking at everything as it happens.
brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will: fate, destiny— Flynn: (very droll)
- Pascal almost manages to out-snark Flynn, no mean feat considering he can't talk. Maximus the horse gets a decent amount of sarcastic facial expressions as well.
Vanellope: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
- Sgt. Calhoun has shades of this, judging from her rather dry and dark sense of humor.
- Surge Protector is one as well.
- Frozen. Kristoff. Well, as you can see here.
Kristoff: What are you doing?
Anna: (climbs up a steep rock) I'm. Going. To see. My sister.
Kristoff: You're gonna kill yourself.
Anna: (continues to climb)
Kristoff: I wouldn't put my foot there.
Anna: (slips) You're distracting me!
Kristoff: Or there.
- Apparently it's a Hamada family trait in Big Hero 6.
Baymax: I fail to see how flying makes me a better health-care companion.
Hiro: I fail to see how you fail to see that it's awesome!
Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad.
- Aunt Cassís tone of voice implies her snarky personality.
We're gonna feel these things tomorrow. Ya know what I'm saying?