History DarthWiki / WarpThatAesop

*** Regularly insulting your co-stars and employees is all fine and dandy, especially if your name is over the door.
*** Smoking a cigar close to small children is acceptable.

** Drinking loads of alcohol will eventually turn you into a GadgeteerGenius.

*** Regularly insulting your co-stars and employees is all fine and dandy, especially if your name is over the door.
*** Smoking a cigar close to small children is acceptable.

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*** Regularly insulting your co-stars and employees is all fine and dandy, especially if your name is over the door.
*** Smoking a cigar close to small children is acceptable.

* ''The Real Cost'':

* ''Art/CupidAndPsycheBouguereau'': If "The Rapture of Psyche" is to be believed, being abducted by the guy who's infatuated with you is awesome!

* ''Art/TheDreamOfTheFishermansWife'': Bestiality is okay as long as you're a woman on the recieving end.

* ''Advertising/LuckyCharms'': Hey kids, here's a fun game to play! Chasing someone to steal something they have and you want! Even if they escape, you'll face no consequences for it whatsoever!

But, before we begin, let's just go over the three rules of the game, shall we? RuleNumberOne! Make sure to read the above paragraph before adding a example. Rule #2! This is ''not'' {{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} [[{{Recycled IN SPACE}} with a sarcastic tone]], and if you think it is, GetOut. And, last but not least, ''rule #3!'' This page is '''JustForFun'''; serious attempts at finding a moral, and RealLife examples will be ''purged''. Oh, and remember, folks, '''[[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike complaining and whining will not be tolerated]]''', and will only land you in one of two places: [[EjectionSeat 10,000 meters into the air]], or [[TrapDoor in the dumpster behind the studio]].

** People who consume fast food, candy and soda look like healthy athletes and super models. If you are overweight and unhealthy, it must just be you.

* ''Advertising/BonesCoffee'': Vampires love jelly donuts, Aliens love ice cream and making either of them into coffee flavors are a guarantee to keep them from killing their human employers.

** ''Advertising/ChickFilACows'': Meat is murder, but only if its beef. Screw the chickens[[note]][[BestialityIsDepraved NOT LITERALLY!]] Dear god![[/note]].

** If you die while holding money, you can keep it while in the afterlife .

** [[NatureIsBoring Nature is so boring]] people will mock a killer ape-monster like it was a nerd in gym class.

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], a [[LogicalFallacies fallacy]] or two, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], [[BrokenAesop identifying moments that dilute and/or undermine what was actually being taught]], [[CluelessAesop finding morals that were handled haphazardly]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

All right, [[AsYouKnow you all know how to play the game]]! Contestants will take a piece of {{media}}... and, through a number of [[SelectiveObliviousness deliberate misunderstandings]], a few {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s, [[TwistingTheWords taking some things out of context]], [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic assuming that everything presented was meant to be taken as instructional and serious]], [[BrokenAesop identifying moments that dilute and/or undermine what was actually being taught]], [[CluelessAesop finding morals that were handled haphazardly]], and reading in more than a little {{Fanon}}, make it seem like the creators were attempting to deliver a terrible, ''terrible'' [[AnAesop message to the kids at home...]] no matter how [[AssPull utterly off-base]] it is!

*** Regularly insulting your co-stars and employees is all fine and dandy, especially if your name is over the door.
*** Smoking a cigar close to small children is acceptable.

*** Regularly insulting your co-stars and employees is all fine and dandy, especially if your name is over the door.
*** Smoking a cigar close to small children is acceptable.

** "The Dilemma of the Bat": Not picking a side is punishable by eternal banishment.

** "Literature/TheGrasshopperAndTheAnts": Always partake in manual labor, or else you'll die.

** "The Boy Who Cried Wolf": If you ignore the known liar when they actually tell the truth and all your livestock is killed, it's entirely their fault!
** "Literature/TheGrasshopperAndTheAnts": Not working hard is punishable by death.
** "Literature/TheTortoiseAndTheHare": Taking a rest during a sporting event is worse than being caught using steroids.

* ''Art/TheRaptureOfPsyche'': Being abducted by guy who's infatuated with you is awesome!

** All other art regardless if it made [[NoTrueScotsman by other communists]] is decadent bourgeois propaganda

* DiscreditedTrope [=/=] DeadHorseTrope: [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining about tropes you don’t like]] is okay if you have a real or imaginary excuse for why others don’t like them either.