Darth Wiki: The Dark Side
You. Yes, you. You would like some cookies
. Tasty, aren't they
Now that I have your attention, I was wondering if you would like to join our group
. There are wonderful benefits such as the accessibility to artifacts
, and armies
to help you with any vengeance you might be craving
So you do want to sign up
? After all, it feels good to be above others
. We have big plans
and could really use your talents
. Just remember not to betray us for we are quick to silence those in our way
And if all of that doesn't convince you, just remember: Only we
have the antidote to those cookies.
Oh. I think we might have misplaced it somewhere. Too bad.
Listen, if you would rather go to that My Little Pony barf , you're only looking at death, join us...We also have Cheezburgers...