You. Yes, you.
You would like some cookies.
Tasty, aren't they?
Now that I have your attention, I was wondering if you would like to join
our group. There are wonderful benefits such as the accessibility to
artifacts,
tomes, and
armies to help you with any
vengeance you might be craving.
So you do want to
sign up? After all,
it feels good to be above others. We have
big plans and
could really use your talents. Just remember not to betray us for
we are quick to silence those in our way.
And if all of that doesn't convince you, just remember: Only
we have the antidote to those cookies.
Oh. I think we might have misplaced it somewhere. Too bad.
Listen, if you would rather go to that My Little Pony barf , you're only looking at death, join us...We also have
Cheezburgers...
