ost user pages are in the standard, neutral wiki. But not mine. And here's why. Snarky, sarcastic, misanthropic and sociopathic. These are some of my finer qualities. On a good day. Oh — don't forget alcoholic. How could I leave that one out? Seriously though, when I'm not feeling lazy and/or manic-depressive, I'm a musician of some kind. Though I'd rather sit in bed with the covers up, watching television. Probably because every band I've been in recently has been severely Blessed with Suck leading to all manner of confrontations, fights and backstabbing - could be partially my own fault for setting up a Real Life plan that inevitably backfires. Musicians really are a lovely lot. Wish I'd stuck to being a programmer - I could be working for Sony on the newest God of War game or something by now! I'd stop being such a fool if I wasn't a slave to Chaotic Evil, losing touch with reality and seeing the world as a bunch of Mooks. This sounds like a bunch of melodramatic BS, but it's just me. Nice to meet you! What else about me... oh, I used to wear a Nice Hat but it blew off it the wind on the way home doing 60 mph down the motorway (that's freeway/interstate to Americans). It was a fedora which I used to wear because of my burgeoning obsession with Film Noir. The hat was also a totem of my preferance for a return to common decency and improved moral standards, which as something as a non-Heroic Sociopath could be regarded as hypocritical, but I always figure just because I don't like mankind in general doesn't mean I should be rude about it. I am almost immune to Nightmare Fuel, probably because I always expect the worst. Although The Fly starring Jeff Goldblum came close. I always fancy myself as a Badass but am damn sure I'm only ever gonna be a Smug Snake. And that's when I can be bothered to do the whole Badass in a Nice Suit part. Despite being such a misery I still believe in The Power of Rock and The Power of Love. Especially the former. If you want an accurate description of me, think Dexter without the killing. But that'd be much easier if I weren't lazy. Or too busy taking Snark Bait about things I've not a fan of. Aside from that, my Crowning Moment of Awesome this year has been converting a standard dusty Xbox into a fully-fledged home entertainment device, by way of a replacement dashboard and a well-crafted media player. After some tweaking and cajoling I have a nice 500GB Seagate harddrive in there, filled to the brim with media. All the entertainment you can handle in one handy backpack-sized box. Nice. Allow me to gloat about it for a moment. And by moment, I mean several pages. In fact, I usually have it running with a film or something in the background while editing things here. Why put up with adverts (commercials) and other crap when you can playlist your own channel? Or stream others, like BBC iPlayer or Shoutcast for example. All television on demand, all the time. That's how it should be. See below for all the films and games I have on there. Did I mention I'm lazy? Oh, and the most important thing of all on this page that isn't just self-important drivel: BRING BACK FIREFLY!!! Rule 34 was made for Inara. And Kaylee. Hell, probably the lot of them if you swing both ways.
Some sayings I like.
Random facts about me.
Films: 110 movies, approx. Lots of Sci Fi. I wish I had the patience to list 'em all.
23 different TV shows with varying amounts of episodes. I have quite eclectic tastes.
28 Xbox games. List to come.
7 Emulators (SNES, Genesis, PlayStation etc) with hundreds of games, mostly for the SNES. List to come.