History Creator / RichardJeni

* {{Fartillery}}: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8I0iCAPm4&t=2m12s One set]] recounts the night he discovered that woman can ''also'' fart in bed. He describes his girlfriend's ass-blast as though it were some kind of horrific natural disaster.

* RamblingOldManMonologue: The viewer mail segment from the "Bill the Belching Gourmet" bit from ''Platypus Man'' consists of a single letter written in more or less this fashion.

* MortonsFork: He said that if a woman you're romantically involved with asks you "Do you like that waitress's tits?", there are 28 million possible answers to that question, and all of them are incorrect. If you say "no", you'll be accused of lying, and she'll get mad at you. If you say "yes", she'll think you want to cheat on her, and she'll get mad at you.

* TakeAThirdOption: Played for laughs. In ''A Big Steaming Pile of Me'', he called Republicans "a bunch of money-grubbing, greenhouse-gassing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-lifing, lethal-injecting hypocrites". He turned around and called Democrats "a bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites". So he figured that the solution is to be a centrist... who are "a bunch of flip-flopping, fence-sitting, half-in, half-out, half-assed, non-voting-so-they-can-bitch-no-matter-who-wins hypocrites".

* LongList: He rattled off a list of illnesses and maladies that one of Bernard Shapiro's clients suffered, ending with [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "... and occasional lower back pain."]]

* BoringReligiousService: He frequently made comedy routines about being bored at the Catholic services when he was a child, including the joke that Mass was actually short for "massive head trauma" from all the times his mother smacked him while trying to get him to behave or sit still while he goofed off during the sermon. In one bit he concludes with leaving only to find God standing outside, as God himself was so bored by the service he ran out of patience and had to get away from it.

* BrutalHonesty: He believed that somebody from his old neighborhood ought to have a late-night weight loss commercial with this angle: The Joey Falco Diet Plan, "Stop Eatin', You FatBastard!" The entire diet would consist of covering your mouth with Scotch tape so you can't eat.
-->Call now and I'll throw in my other tape: "Stop Smokin', You Stupid Bastard!"

* MortonsFork: He said that if a woman you're romantically involved with asks you "Do you like that waitress's tits?", there are 28 million possible answers to the question, and all of them are incorrect. If you say "no", you'll be accused of lying, and she'll get mad at you. If you say "yes", she'll think you want to cheat on her, and she'll get mad at you.

* TalkToTheFist: He explained the wonderful, theatrical ways in which New Yorkers lead up to a fist fight, with elaborate insults, accusations, and posture-striking. These cultural assumptions came back to bite him, though, the first time he picked a fight in the South: "Around there, when a guy punches you, ''that'' is your announcement the fight has begun."

* AteHisGun: He did this the morning of March 10, 2007.

* DrivenToSuicide: Due to severe clinical depression.
* TheGlassesComeOff: He wanted to wear glasses just so he could do this at dramatic moments and noted that you can't pull it off if you wear contact lenses instead.

* InsaneTrollLogic: He takes the idea of a syllogism (if the first two parts are true, the last part has to be true) and uses it to "prove" that Music/RayCharles is God, and that all women are actually aliens.

* NoPeriodsPeriod: Averted with his "PMS and Red Wine" bit from ''A Big Steaming Pile of Me''.

* SadClown: He struggled with depression before fatally shooting himself in March 2007.
* TakeAThirdOption: Played for laughs. In ''A Big Steaming Pile of Me'', he called Republicans "a bunch of money-grubbing, greenhouse-gassing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing right-to-lifing, lethal-injecting hypocrites". He turned around and called Democrats "a bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites". So he figured that the solution is to be a centrist... who are "a bunch of flip-flopping, fence-sitting, half-in, half-out, half-assed, non-voting-so-they-can-bitch-no-matter-who-wins hypocrites".

* TakeAThirdOption: Played for laughs. In ''A Big Steaming Pile of Me'', he called Republicans "a bunch of
money-grubbing, greenhouse-gassing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing right-to-lifing, lethal-injecting hypocrites". He turned around and called Democrats "a bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites". So he figured that the solution is to be a centrist... who are "a bunch of flip-flopping, fence-sitting, half-in, half-out, half-assed, non-voting-so-they-can-bitch-no-matter-who-wins hypocrites".

* BrooklynRage: Born in Brooklyn.
* BrutalHonesty: He believed that somebody from his old neighborhood ought to have a late-night weight loss commercial with this angle: The Joey Falco Diet Plan, "Stop Eatin', You FatBastard!"
-->"Call now and I'll throw in my other tape: "Stop Smokin', You Stupid Bastard!"

-->"'It's amazing, it's unbelievable!' And you're in front of the TV going, 'It's... ''paint'', if I'm not mistaken.'"