Creator: Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy,Ogden Nash (1902-1971) was one of the great writers of American humorous poetry, noted for couplets or other poems that rhyme, but the lines are of different length and irregular meter. He lived in Baltimore most of his life, and included several paeans to it in his work. Also noted are his series of poems set to Camille Saint-Saens' "Carnival Of The Animals".He was also verified by the Guinness World Records as having composed the shortest published poem: "On the Antiquity of Fleas", which consists of the single line "Adam had 'em."
But Liquor Is Quicker.
But Liquor Is Quicker.
Tropes in Ogden Nash's work:
- Analogy Backfire: The poem "The Romantic Age", about a lovestruck teenage girl who:
- Presses lips and tosses head,Declares she's not too young to wed.Informs you pertly you forgetDo not argue, do not shout;Remind her how that one turned out.
- Asshole Victim: In the first verse "Polterguest, my Polterguest", the narrator claims such exasperation as to tempt him to throw the bitch under a train. In the last verse, we learn that he has already tried, unsuccessfully, to drown her.
- Double Subverted with Pinball Pete in A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor:"...I turned the heat upon Pinball Pete
"You see, I had a daughter, too."
- Double Subverted with Pinball Pete in A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor:
- But Liquor Is Quicker: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" is the Trope Namer.
- Ceiling Banger:
- We might love the people upstairs wonderousIf, instead of above us, they lived just underus.
- Least Rhymable Word:
- There are no rhymes for orange or silver,Unless liberties you pilfer.
- Little Did I Know: "Don't Guess, Let Me Tell You".
- Missing Floor: "A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor".
- Painful Rhyme: Though done deliberately, and often lampshaded by changes in the spelling.
- Romantic Hyperbole:
- More than a catbird hates a cat,Or a criminal hates a clue,Or the Axis hates the United States,That's how much I love you....
- Spotlight-Stealing Title:
- "The Self-Effacement of Electra Thorne":As for egocentricity, good heavens!What's egocentric about wanting the marquee to read
- ELECTRA THORNEINOPHELIA AND HAMLETWITHMAURICE EVANS?
- Stuffy Old Songs About the Buttocks: "The Clean Platter"
- Some singers sing of ladies' eyesAnd some of ladies' lips,Refined ones praise their ladylike ways,And coarse ones hymn their hips.
- Termite Trouble/Floorboard Failure: "The Termite"
- Some primal termite knocked on woodTasted it, and found it goodAnd that is why your Cousin MayFell through the parlor floor today.
- The So-Called Coward: "Custard the Dragon" is about a woman named Belinda who lived with a kitten, a mouse, a dog, and a dragon. Counter-intuitively, the kitten, mouse, and dog were all described as being very brave, while the dragon was a coward. However, when a pirate broke into the house and threatened Belinda, the three supposedly 'brave' animals ran and hid, and Custard stood his ground, fought the pirate, and ate him.
- The Thing That Would Not Leave: "Polterguest, My Polterguest".
- The Wendigo, the WendigoI saw it just a friend agoLast night it lurked in CanadaTonight on your veranda!