"I would happily blow twenty guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could get AIDS and fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS."
from Chewed Up
Louis C.K. began performing stand-up comedy in the late 1980s. His act has always taken Vulgar Humor. His inspirations are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and it shows.In the 2000s, he began incorporating brutally honest observations about his marriage and children that take Refuge in Audacity, to say the least. The Unfortunate Implications of his complaints about his wife were easy to Hand Wave under the Rule of Funny...until he got divorced, perhaps causing his audience to rethink things slightly.He created and starred in Lucky Louie, HBO's first traditional three-camera Sitcom, and followed up with Louie, a stand-up/auto-bio show on FX. He has also begun to emulate George Carlin's practice of creating a new hour-long stand-up special each year.In 2011, he broke ground in comedy by releasing a new comedy special online, out of his own pocket. It could be easily bought through Paypal for only $5. Despite warnings about torrents and illegal downloads, in a few months, this special had made over a million dollars, and that's after Paypal fees. This idea was so incredibly successful that fellow comedian Aziz Ansari did a similar sale for his next comedy special; soon after, Jim Gaffigan also released his new comedy special in the same way.
"'Why don't women want to fuck all the time? I do!' Of course you do! Because when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy!"
He has also implied in several of his bits that women aren't reallythat prudish, they just seem that way in comparison because men are just so much more perverted.
"Women, you get to have sexual thoughts, I have to have them!"
"Women have the ability to decide whether or not to have sex with their minds. They get to look at someone and think 'Should I have sex with this person?' I have never had that thought in my life. There's no criteria for us, just 'She's letting me!'"
"What does he want me to do? Does he want me to take a bag of dicks and suck it, like suck the side of the bag? Does he want me to open up the bag and suck each dick individually? Do I have to make them all cum?"
Berserk Button: People who interrupt and heckle, to the point that he not only confronts them, but will aggressively single out and pick on someone who doesn't take the hint and shut up. Even addressed and justified in Louie:
Another time, he mentions he was dating this chick and she was hoping he would "just go for it". He thought to himself "What are you, out of your fucking mind?! You think I'm just going to 'rape' you on the off-chance that hopefully you're into that shit?"
To clarify, he went home with a woman and nothing happened because she stopped him when he tried to take off her shirt, so rightly he respected what he interpreted as her wishes. The next day she told him she was "weird" and had a fetish, hoping he would just hold her down and have sex with her - so naturally, he's mocking how unlikely to be satisfied that particular fantasy will ever be.
But Not Too Foreign: Louis C.K. is actually Mexican and Hungarian-Jewish (his actual last name is the very Magyar Szekely) on his dad's side and Irish on his mom's side.
Deconstruction: Louis manages to deconstruct the Clifford the Big Red Dog series by describing a hypothetical book, in which Clifford accidentally steps on a policeman and gets the death penalty for it.
Disproportionate Retribution: A bit in Live At the Beacon Theater is about a kid in his daughter's class that he hates. When he sees the kid bully his daughter, he goes into an elaborate revenge fantasy that culminates in him turning himself gay, having sex with the kid's dad, moving away with him for a couple months, joining a Christian ex-gay program, calling the kid's dad a faggot, and making his life miserable from there.
What he says he actually does qualifies as well. According to Louis, he got in the kid's face and said, "If you ever, ever, touch her again in your life I will..." but he didn't finish the threat when he saw how much it was scaring him.
Fiery Redhead: More like sarcastic, cussing, and sometimes enraged, redhead.
Foreign Language Tirade: He once recounted a time when a French tourist asked him for directions in French, to which Louis had no answer. This only angered the Frenchman and his friend, who shouted at him angrily, also in French.
Gayngst: He goes on about an elaborate scheme to get back at the kid who shoved his daughter. He would turn his father gay, and just when he comes out of the closet, he would dump him and leave him as a mess of sexually confused feelings.
If It's You, It's Okay: His bit on Ewan McGregor. He states emphatically that he's not gay...but that he would happily blow Ewan if he had the chance.
No Equal Opportunity Time Travel: Black people can't fuck around with time machines. White people, by contrast, can go almost anywhere - in the past. He doesn't want to see what happens to white people in the future, because "we're gonna pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that."
N-Word Privileges: He hates the phrase "The N Word", because everyone knows what you mean by it anyway, and you're putting the actual word into their heads when you say it. He loves "The C Word" however.
Playing Against Type: His role as Dave Sanderson, a cop and really nice guy, in Parks and Recreation. He becomes Leslie Knope's boyfriend for a time in Season 2, and, being totally over the moon over her, he has nothing really bad to say about her at all.
His role in Home Movies - as wealthy, handsome lawyer - may also count.
Made even more ironic when you consider that Louis' original statement was "There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !" and the person who Bradley Cooper did ask a question of in the show was Sean Penn.
Stage Names: His real name is Louis Szekely. C.K. comes from an approximate English pronunciation of his surname.
Strawman Political: Louis can't stand people with anti-gay views, they inevitably come up at least once per show (however, in keeping with his stance on Acceptable Targets, he's got no problem with mocking gays himself, either).
Come on, Jesus didn't die on a cross so you could touch dicks in front of my cereal spoon! I'm sure that wasn't why! I mean, I wasn't there, but I assume that's not why.
White Guilt: He has a standup bit where he extols how wonderful it is being a white male in a world that's basically run by (and for) white men. He admits that he's going to enjoy this while it lasts, because he figures karma is going to bite white men in the ass soon (and that they're going to deserve it when it does).