Creator: John Simm

You are my voodoo child....
British actor, most famous for being Seventies-trapped Woobie Sam Tyler in Life On Mars, a magnificently hammy Master in Doctor Who and Intrepid Reporter Cal McCaffrey in State of Play. Other notable roles include Sexby in the English Civil War drama The Devil's Whore, Raskolnikov in a BBC adaptation of Crime and Punishment, and characters in the films Skellig and 24 Hour Party People (in the latter, playing Joy Division guitarist/New Order lead singer Bernard Sumner).

Still, The Mighty Boosh asks "Who the fuck is John Simm?"