Creator: John Simm

You are my voodoo child....
British actor, most famous for being Seventies-trapped Woobie Sam Tyler in Life On Mars and a magnificently hammy Master in Doctor Who. Other notable roles include Sexby in the English Civil War drama The Devil's Whore, Raskolnikov in a BBC adaptation of Crime and Punishment, and characters in the films Skellig and 24 Hour Party People (in the latter, playing Joy Division guitarist/New Order lead singer Bernard Sumner).

Still, The Mighty Boosh asks "Who the fuck is John Simm?"