- Acceptable Targets: In-Universe - tween singer/Youtube starlet Jenna Rose. Reviewing her is almost a Running Gag for his show. Katy Perry is also a frequent target for him.
- Accentuate the Negative: Indeed.
- Berserk Button: Overly Autotuned artists and pop songs so superficial they could be their own poptart flavors (see the review of Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend).
- Catch Phrase: "Greetings, I am the Glenn Beck of current music, Delonge Wannabe, and this is a song that really pisses me off."
- Caustic Critic
- No Indoor Voice: Indeed.