"I like the fact that we are seriously discussing how to drop dwarfs off towers using kittens as cushions."
"I would fill it with magma if there was any on my map; there isn't, so I'm filling it with rhesus macaques
"Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say "Oh look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"
"Exactly, except that instead of watering lawns, it's destroying ecosystems!"
"To this day, I'm not sure how a grizzly bear manages to sneak into the fort and steal my beer."
"Odd how 'experiment' in DF is often synonymous with 'raging inferno of death and despair
"And now the thread is about starfish porn
"Only geologists and Dwarf Fortress
players get this excited about pictures of rocks. Although for geologists it's professional, wheareas for Dwarf Fortress
players it's more like porn."
"Personality-wise, dragons are nothing more than giant, scaly, fire-breathing cats."
"If in doubt, magma
"The Pointless Tower is progressing according to plan, which is impressive since I don't have
a plan for it."
"I have a 'drunk fort', which I only work on when significantly under the influence. I checked it out one time when sober, and couldn't make head or tails of what the flip was going on."
"The best part of the thermonuclear catsplosionnote
is that they don't explode if they're in a cage...you know what I'm thinking. Place cages throughout the map, link them to levers...you now have cat-mines."
"[...]of course, I could never have predicted that duplicating a creature entry would result in boiling silk that freezes people to death. Go figure."
"Such is life. Sometimes you succeed in your goals and sometimes you and everyone around you is murdered by a gigantic spider."
"I even had a dwarf woman marry a male livestock dwarf, then milk him, then butcher him, and cook his meat along with his milk
"You have proven yourself to be a real dwarf, by nuking hell
with cats, impaling demons
with ballista arrows and crushing them catapults. Armok would be proud."
"But lo and behold! Flat worm clownnote
corpses! My prodigious butcher shop gets to work and pretty soon I find myself the proud owner of 118 globs of flat worm clown tallow. I'm currently waiting for it to be rendered, but the solution is obvious: I need to make me some flat worm clown soap."
"But wouldn't poison squirrel demon soap dissolve the flesh of anyone who uses it? I THINK WE HAVE OUR NEXT EXPORT TO THE ELVEN KINGDOMS, GENTLEMEN!"
"Now all you need to do is wield 300 shields and 300 spears and then singlehandedly reenact Thermopylae"