This is how you fight an invasion using a giant chicken, a fish and tons of Coca Cola Zero.
He can speak French... in Russian. If he were to pat you on the back, you would put it on your resumé. If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact. He is... The Most Interesting Man in the World.
More a case of Eccentric Awesome, but we simply can't omit Aleksandr Orlov.
Don't forget the recent Dairy Queen commercials. They don't just have rainbows, they have rainbows on fire. Those aren't just bunnies, they're classic shaving bunnies. They don't just have a guitar, they have a guitar that makes dolphin sounds. He's not just wearing pants, he's wearing magic turnaround pants. He doesn't just blow bubbles, he blows bubbles with kittens in them. That isn't just a falcon, it's a rock and roll falcon. He's not just standing over here, he's doing lunges over there too. He's not just fencing, he's fencing his future self who is a much better fencer. They don't just have fluffy clouds, they have fluffy clouds that go "YEAH!" He's not just water skiing, he's water ski-boxing.
They don't just have a pinata, they have a pinata with Mary Lou Retton inside.
The Toyota NZ Hilux ad, where the protagonist was driving on his Hilux, offroad, over this mountain, through a valley, in the middle of a cyclone, which caused a flood, which triggered a landslide, before he finally got to this volcano... He carries on for almost a minute, until you find out he was telling the truth.
