The Bag Enders episode Strider: Scoutmaster features this exchange:
"Let me get this right. You have become a Scoutmaster in order to try and become respectable? Were there no openings for gigolos?" "What do you mean? It's a well respected youth organisation." "I've met Baden Powell," said Legolas very darkly. "Wow! Could you come and give a talk?"
Altair of all people in Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright. Last time he saw Isra, she had him reassigned to Masyaf due to him lacking tact and pissing her off (he kinda called her a whore for starters). She angrily throws a map at him saying :
Isra: (furious) "You! You're supposed to be in Masyaf! What are you doing here!?"
Altair: (slightly shocked) "You threw a map at me."
In Bleach Fan Works, the authors of Bleach fanfiction typically don't take criticism well... when, that is, they actually understand the point the reviewers are trying to make. See this exchange between Dark Kuroda and Animus Rover, regarding how Animus's Original Charracter Culth killed over four million Hollows with a single sword attack.
Dark Kuroda: No... you made a character that is ten times more unbelievable then him.
Animus Rover: (does not respond).
Calvin & Hobbes: The Series: After Calvin spends all episode pining for a VideoNow, Hobbes tells him that there's more to life than handheld TV's. Calvin realizes that he's right - there are bathtub TV's now!
When told to put some words in order by the school psychologist, Calvin puts them in the shape of a velociraptor.
Later on, when Calvin sees a horribly-painted house:
Hobbes: Oh my gosh, that's horrible!
Calvin: I'll say! What kind of sicko paints their house pink?
In the Saki doujin "Captain Half", Mihoko splits into two people as a result of her wish that there were two of her so that she could make dinner for 80 people- unfortunately, her counterpart turns out to be a Jerkass. After she tells Bundou, the following exchange occurs.
Bundou: If you'd told us, we'd all help!
Mihoko: Please don't say that. I want everyone to be able to play mahjong. I can't trouble you over something like this when you're all trying to further yourselves.
A darker than usual example happens when they're discussing what to do with Hans, after finding out what he's done.
Harken: I could whip him. I've only just procured the most marvelous cat of nine tails. Glass shards imbedded in the leather, guaranteed to cleave flesh with each stroke. (gets a Slasher Smile)
Helm: That is not an option.
Harken: Why not? Would you rather perform the honor?
Horatio: The last man father placed you in charge of whipping died the next day.
Harken: Exactly. That should tell you how much I need the practice.
"Harry Potter and the Copyright Fiasco" was a parody skit performed at a charity fund raiser for Free the Children at Zionsville High School in April 2011. Cho, trying to get Harry to take her back:
Cho: I know you're more famous and admired now than ever before... but that's not why I'm here. I just like you for you! You know what, I don't even remember why we broke up. Harry: Um, we didn't break up. I broke up with you because you kept crying over your last boyfriend, because you kept accusing me of cheating on you with Hermione... and because you stood by your friend when she betrayed every single person in Dumbledore's Army. Cho: No no no, it's all right dear, you've forgotten. I forgave you for breaking up with me a long time ago. Harry: Uh, you're kind of missing the point Cho.
"Here and Now" From a Axis Powers Hetalia Fanfic. Russia is having horrible nightmares and America asks England to help him get into his dreams to stop them. He gets attacked while in the 'corridor' where the nightmares shouldn't get to him.
“I was in the corridor damn it! I thought you said the dreams were supposed to be sequestered behind those doors? They’re not!” America looked up from his hands that he had laced together in his lap and tilted his head at England’s odd look. The suit he was wearing felt tight and he shrugged his shoulders in an attempt to get more comfortable. “What?” he finally asked. "You used sequestered correctly.”
Hivefled; Lieutenant Gritch is under the impression that the round-robin fanfic his students are writing that involves him dying in various painful ways is a sign they like him, and added some to it himself. The students aren't sure if he's trying to be funny or if he really is that oblivious.
Meanwhile, on Earth, Karkat is shocked by the idea of a species who spend so much time on their "concupiscent couches" (a.k.a. beds) that they often fall asleep on them.
Kyon: Haruhi? Was that you? Haruhi: Wah! Seriously? You can tell it's me because of how the pillow hit you? Kyon: I can tell it's you because you hit me with a pillow at all.
In Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age, the main villain is Monkey D. Madelyn, a Mary Sue who mind-controlled Trafalgar Law and many other canon characters into loving her. One war and many years later, her past crimes are exposed via a long and dramatic flashback to her present-day husband. It gets this reaction:
For being a revenge/hate fic against My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic , the sequel actually shows Twilight and her friends to be more competent in general, than Lightning and Starfleet.
Paper Mario: The Land of Harmony: The group had just been informed that Mario and Spike had survived the Colts of Nocturne's attack on them before. However, the first thing on Sirius's mind was that a Goomba could cosplay as Daring Do.
"Well," Dr. Possible finally said as his eyes settled once again on Kim. Her eyes didn't even blink in response. "You're dating Shego here." "Yes." "A girl. Not a boy." She nodded. "And you don't plan on dating any boys in the near future." "Mm-hm." Dr. Possible glanced at his wife, who still appeared a little stunned. "Well, if this means I don't have to worry about you chasing any boys, that's good enough for me."