Referred to in the Song
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever
- Bus Crash: Was probably defeated off screen.
- Extreme Omnivore: Ate Optimus Prime's head.
- Car Fu: How he took care of Shaq and Aaron Carter, though it didn't keep the former down.
- Clark Kenting: He changed back to Bruce Wayne in the middle of the fight, but Chuck Norris easily saw through his disguise.
- Combat Pragmatist: He snuck up on Godzilla and threw a grenade at his foot, ran over Shaq and Aaron Carter, and he stole Indy's gun to use it himself.
Shaquille O'Neal (Shaq)
- Diving Save/Dynamic Entry: Makes his entrance by doing this to Godzilla.
- I Know Madden Kombat: Fights Godzilla using Shaq-Fu.
- Made of Iron: Survived being ran over by the Batmobile.
- Back from the Dead
- Historical Badass Upgrade: Here, he's a gun-toting, machete-wielding zombie.
- Knife Nut: He came back with a machete to try and stab Batman.
- Magic Hat: Where he got his AK-47 from.
- Our Zombies Are Different
- Giant Robot
- Honor Before Reason: More concerned with saving other people, which lead to his defeat.
- Off with His Head!: By Godzilla. Although it's implied that he's still alive, just decommissioned.
- Token Good Teammate: He has no interest in fighting, instead he tries to keep the civilians safe (as seen when he tries to shore up a building that Godzilla tries to knock down with his tail).
- Transforming Mecha
- Awesome, but Impractical: Deflecting bullets with his fist and doing random somersaults is impressive, but it doesn't get him very far.
- Bullet Deflection
- Colossus Climb: He climbed up Shaq's back.
- Invulnerable Knuckles: He managed to deflect a bullet with his fist.
- Unnecessary Combat Roll: When jumped up in the air.
- Big Damn Heroes: He and his whip show up just in time to save Batman from Abe Lincoln.
- Eyes Always Shut
- Groin Attack: How he gets taken down.
- Shout-Out: He reaches for his gun...only to find it isn't on his body, a la Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
- Whip It Good
- Heart Is an Awesome Power: The Care Bear Stare, which took out both Jackie Chan and Abe Lincoln.
- Badass Beard
- Cherubic Choir: His entrance.
- Groin Attack: Delivers one to Indiana Jones.
- Murderous Thighs: Does this to Batman.
- Not So Invincible After All: Gets defeated when multiple combatants gang up on him. Although it's implied he didn't go down easy.
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader. Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
- Badass Crew: Just look at them.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Chuck Norris never stood a chance.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: They managed to defeat Chuck Norris.
- Enemy Mine: Any number of them would be unlikely to work together, but then they decide that Chuck Norris is going down.
- Too Many Cooks Spoil the Soup: Averted. Their combined strength was enough to take down Chuck Norris.
Only in the Video
- Camp Gay: Played for Laughs, possibly as a reference to certain controversies surrounding him and Batman in the past.
- Good Old Fisticuffs: Against Sonic.
- Good Old Fisticuffs: Against Mario.
Samuel L. Jackson
- Cool Car
- What Happened to the Mouse?: It time travels away after hitting Santa Claus and is never seen again.
- Grievous Harm with a Body: Used pieces of C3PO to beat up R2D2
Blue Man Tobias
- One-Hit Kill: On Ebaum.
- Flying on a Cloud: Goku is seen riding his Flying Nimbus.