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The Cinema Snob
- Aroused by Their Voice: Invoked once in The Nostalgia Critic's "You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard" Christmas special.
- Badass Baritone
- Badass Beard
- Bald of Awesome: Starting in 2014.
- Byronic Hero
- Catchphrase: "If I want X, I'll stick with Y, thank you very much!"
- "What, no X? Boo, zero stars."
- "This remake of X is weird!"
- Ha Ha Ha No
- A frequent variation will be a forced "Hahaha!" followed by an angry growl.
- Caustic Critic
- The Comically Serious
- Conditioned to Accept Horror: Whenever he listens to relaxing music, images of torture, mass-murder and other assorted carnage flashes through his mind. (helps movies such as Cannibal Holocaust use such beautiful music to underscore the gore)
- In the Atop the Fourth Wall movie, he brings Salo to the movie watching party and is clearly having the time of his life watching it while everyone else is horrified.
- Deadpan Snarker: To an almost insane degree.
- Does Not Like Shoes
- Eats Babies: He tried eating a dead baby with ketchup once, but had to spit it out because it was expired.
- Everyone Has Standards: He reacts with fury whenever children or animals are harmed.
- Homophobic comments are a Berserk Button for him.
- Evil Sounds Raspy: He only has one line, but Brad is completely relishing doing a raspier sleaze-pimp voice in this.
- Mean Character, Nice Actor
- Multiple-Choice Past: Depending on what you're watching, his real name may be either Bradakin "Brad" Jones or Craig Golightly, and he may or may not be using the alias of "Vincent Dawn".
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Much of his persona is a loving tribute to Roger Ebert as Ebert's review of Friday the 13th Part V is what inspired the character.
- Sharp Dressed Man: Well, everything except for the lack of shoes. He's barefoot in almost every review.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot
- The Starscream: Ends up taking over That Guy With The Glasses in 2019, and Critic bemoans that he should have seen it coming.
- Stoic Spectacles
- Straw Critic
- Tall, Dark, and Snarky: Well, two out of three, anyway. He's actually kind of short.
- True Art: Invoked. He believes art ought to be "foreigny" and in some cases offensive — he gave Salo a glowing review even though (or maybe because) it made him puke all the way through the video.
- True Art Is Incomprehensible: In universe.
- Ascended Extra: When he first showed up in the Snob's review of Caligula, he was nothing more than a throwaway gag, but response to him was so positive that he was given his own spinoff.
- Bad "Bad Acting": When he and Rob reenact a scene from Paranoia.
- Cool Shades
- Crazy-Prepared/Hammerspace: The inner pockets of his suit.
- Disco Dan
- Doubly so when Dan dresses up as '90s Kid for Halloween.
- Don't Explain the Joke: Dan seems to think nobody has ever heard of the eighties, even when the references he explains are painfully obvious.
- Fish out of Temporal Water: A line in the Halloween III review explains that 80s Dan fell into a time warp at the exact moment the 80s ended.
- Genie in a Bottle: Dan appears out of nowhere whenever someone opens a bottle of New Coke.
- Good Old Ways: He doesn't have much use for modern CGI.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Dan is oblivious that his friend Smithy is at the very least a child molester, possibly a serial killer.
- Leitmotif: There is always a classic 80's music track playing when he appears or talks, frequently A-Ha's Take On Me.
- Meaningful Name: "80s Dan" is the name of a copyright-free music file built into Brad's video editing software.
- Perpetual Smiler: Probably because he's perpetually high on cocaine.
- The Pollyanna: Dan is optimistic to the point of stupidity. Absolutely nothing gets him down.
Kung Tai TedA completely talentless "martial" "artist" who exhibits fight scenes from bad chop-socky action films from his backyard. His lines are all dubbed over... by himself.
- Dirty Coward: When 80s Dan and Dolly find him tied up in a Neo-Nazi's basement, Ted brags about his fighting skills and offers to beat up the Nazi if they free him. Instead, he just runs away.
- He also pulls a gun on Solomon when he confronts him about trying to steal the potassium in his backyard, decidedly not something an honorable warrior would do.
- Hong Kong Dub
- Small Name, Big Ego
- Stylistic Suck
- Unknown Rival: To Solomon, who forgets about Dan's existence when Dan takes months to find and defeat him.
- What the Fu Are You Doing?: During his climactic battle with Master Kempo Dojo, Ted inflicts a Groin Attack on himself with some nunchuks. (But then, so does Kempo Dojo.)
- Wheelchair Woobie: Played for Laughs In-Universe starting with the Miami Connection review. It turns out those years of bad fighting caught up with him, so he's stuck in one.
- Wimp Fight
Vic DealioThe host of The Big Box, a sleazy late-night infomercial spokesman who introduces classic exploitation films in the titular "big box" (clamshell video cases) while flirting with his co-host, the Big Box Model.
Space Lancer SteveA spaceman. His best (only?) friend is Ensign Munroe.
- The Cameo: Steve has had only one appearance, one which lasted for only a few seconds, just because all of Linkara's characters had a counterpart among Brad's characters except Ensign Munroe.
- The Eeyore: In his one appearance, Steve does not come across as a happy person.
The BrosThe go-to personas for Brad & Jake when they want to spoof macho attitudes. Starting out in Midnight Screenings as simply them adopting gruff voices, they were eventually featured in The Snob's review of Can't Stop the Music. They now show up whenever The Snob reviews something with homosexual themes.
- Armored Closet Gay
- Ascended Meme: They started off as voices spoofing specific audience members from The Hangover: Part III, then grew into their own characters.
- Bus Crash: After Jake left the site, there's a scene of Bro!Brad drinking his sorrows after Bro!Jake dies tragically offscreen.
- Fan Disservice: When doing push-ups in the Crusing 57 review, Bro!Brad's ass crack is shown.
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: They'll try to frequently assert their manliness, up until when Bro!Jake makes Bro!Brad give him a blowjob.
- Large Ham: Both of them, but Bro!Jake especially.
- The Lad-ette: After losing Bro!Jake, Bro!Brad is auditioning new bros. One candidate is Bro!Chick (played by Sarah), who acts pretty much like the other Bros.
- Manly Gay: Or at least they think they're manly, and they're obviously gay no matter how hard they try to deny it.
- Mean Character, Nice Actor: The bloopers video shows how Brad & Jake had a hard time making the skit without laughing.
- Men Don't Cry: They call a movie "gay" when it makes them tear up.
- No Indoor Voice
- Take That!: Bro!Brad is shown in an Irate Gamer shirt.
- Testosterone Poisoning
- Transparent Closet
- Verbal Tic: The duo tend to end their sentences in "Bro."
Jordan B. MatthewsSnob's even more pretentious twin brother who is definitely not a parody of a former colleague that Brad had a falling out with or anything, we swear.
EddieThe obnoxious nasally voiced sex-obsessed loser from Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit who became a recurring character after the Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit 2 review.
"Will It Fit?" HostThe titular host for the Running Gag show Will It Fit?. The host often appears alongside Eddie whenever the Snob reviews a porn parody, or just any review where the joke will fit in.
- Ass Shove: Clearly.
- Serial Escalation: The things that the host attempts to fit ranges from foods and plants to tornadoes and the Eiffel Tower!
- The Voice: Is only heard from the laptop Eddie watches "Will It Fit?" from, or as a voice over from the Snob.
Walt RightA rather unhinged character that appeared in the Darna vs The Planet Women review.
'80s Dan Characters
See under Brad for Dan himself.
Rob the RobotDan's roommate and best friend (which isn't saying much), a Robotic Operating Buddy manufactured by Nintendo. Rob is an unrelenting jackass who openly lusts after Mrs. Crabtree in front of her husband. Voiced by Jake Norvell.
- Casanova Wannabe
- Character Blog: He has a Twitter account.
- Jerk With A Heart Of Jerk: Sometimes, on rare occasions, Rob shows a glimmer of a silver lining behind his jerkass facade. And behind that is a heart of purest coal.
- Love Triangle: Between him, Travis, and Mrs. Crabtree.
- Robosexual: He's constantly putting the moves on Mrs. Crabtree.
- Robot Buddy: Not so much emphasis on "buddy", even though it's in his name.
- Sitcom Archnemesis: To Travis.
- Too Kinky to Torture: Threats of being shoved up Mrs. Crabtree's ass only turns him on.
- X-Ray Vision: He claims to have it.
DollyA lady in the present day who ran over Dan and Rob with her car shortly after they arrived from the past, then took them in and let them stay in her house. Dolly is the most mentally sound member of Dan's circle of friends... which again isn't saying much. She spends most of her time frustrated with Dan and Rob's wacky escapades. Played by Jillian Zurawski.
- The Fundamentalist: But only on Christmas.
- Only Sane Woman
- The Other Darrin: Jillian was briefly replaced as Dolly by the Sweenz.
- Shout-Out: She shares certain... assets with Dolly Parton.
Travis CrabtreeDan, Rob, and Dolly's much-suffering neighbor who drops in with his wife once an episode. He and Mrs. Crabtree despise each other, but they put on a happy facade in front of the others. He still wants to murder Rob for hitting on his wife right in front of him, though. Played by Brian Lewis.
- Berserk Button: Don't play the song from Legend of Boggy Creek. Just don't.
- Brainwashed and Crazy: as revealed "Legend of Boggy Creek"
- Deadpan Snarker
- Love Triangle: Between him, Rob, and Mrs. Crabtree.
- Manchurian Agent: Hearing the Travis Crabtree song from "Legend of Boggy Creek" sends him into a hypnotic state where he kills the Cinema Bum
- Meaningful Name: He and his wife really are quite crabby.
- Sitcom Archnemesis: To Rob.
- Your Cheating Heart: He and his wife both want to sleep with other people.
Mrs. CrabtreeTravis's wife. She hates her husband as much as he hates her and often flirts with Rob just to piss Travis off. She is also a very mean drunk. Played by Sarah Gobble.
- Ass Shove: When she gets drunk, she sticks large inanimate objects up her ass for unexplainable reasons.
- In Vino Veritas
- Love Triangle: Between her, Travis, and Rob. She actually loathes them both.
- Meaningful Name
- Nightmare Fetishist
- Robosexual: She returns Rob's affections, though she actually hates him.
- The Tease: Only to make Travis suffer.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Under the influence of alcohol.
- Too Spicy For Rob The Bot: When she's drunk, she is too abusive and sexually predatory even for Rob who is clearly freaked out
- Your Cheating Heart
The SweenzJackie "the Sweenz" Roosevelt, former child star of the popular '80s sitcom "Birds in the Bush". The most popular guy around, who occasionally shows up for guest spots and cameos. Played by Steve Roth.
- Bad "Bad Acting": He slurs his lines and appears to be stoned at all times.
- The Cameo: It's his only job.
- Catch Phrase: "Butter my bacon!"
- Crosscast Role: When he "plays" Dolly... though he dresses in male clothes and makes no effort to look or act feminine.
- Elephant in the Room: Travis waits until the end of the episode to ask "Who the hell is the Sweenz?"
- Ensemble Darkhorse: In-universe. Everyone thinks he's the coolest thing ever.
- Incest Is Relative: In one episode of Birds in the Bush, the Sweenz was apparently planning to seduce his grandmother even before he accidentally switched grandmas at the airport.
- The Other Darrin: In "The Sweenz", he replaces Jillian in the role of Dolly... until Jillian shows up and they realize he's an impostor.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: No one realizes that he isn't actually Dolly until the real Dolly shows up.
- Stylistic Suck: Everything about him.
SmittyDan's alleged best friend from the 1980s. An extremely sleazy individual who may be a serial killer and sex offender. Every Christmas, Dan goes on a quest to find him again. Played by David "Max Force" Gobble.
The Big Box ModelVic Dealio's voluptuous, silent co-host on The Big Box, she presents each video and flirts with Vic. Played by Jillian Zurawski.
- Brainless Beauty: She acts this way on camera.
- She subverts the trope in the recorded phone conversion between her and Vic Dealio where she delivers a scathing "The Reason You Suck" Speech.
- Ms. Fanservice
- Sexy Santa Dress: Wore one for a Christmas episode.
- The Voiceless
El Topo ChicoAn obscure Mexican (?) wrestler (?) who wanders around conventions looking for attention in his trademark mask and tuxedo. Played by himself.note
- As Himself: So say the credits.
- Bad Boss: To his ward/assistant/manservant, El Niño.
- Beleaguered Assistant: El Niño.
- Fake Nationality: In-universe. He pretends to be Mexican.
- Gratuitous Spanish: His name is supposed to mean "The Mole Boy" but the odd word placement makes its actual meaning "The Small Mole". The name comes from a brand of mineral water that Brian once drank while drunk.
- Masked Luchador
- Meaningful Name: Topo Chico is a brand of Mexican spring water.
- Miles Gloriosus
- Small Name, Big Ego: He's insulted that people came to a convention to see some nobody named "Amy Lee Curtis" instead of him.
- This Is Gonna Suck: Gives this reaction to weird booze multiple times in "Drunk El Topo Chico & Friends".
- Thoroughly Mistaken Identity: He thinks Brad Jones is The Nostalgia Critic.
Shannon ShearsThe host of Softly From Cable, an early-'90s Skinemax showcase for softcore not-quite-porn. She plays a flirtatious sex kitten on TV, but really hates her job. Played by Jillian Zurawski.
- Caustic Critic: If they've seen a bad movie, they will utterly and brutally trash it.
- Deadpan Snarker: Everyone.
- Erudite Stoner: Many, but especially Brad and Dave.
- Smoking Is Cool: Brad, Jake, Sarah, and Dave are confirmed smokers (Brad has since switched to e-cigarettes, though he's still an avid pot smoker, as evidenced in his Friday the 13th: Part 3D review). Jillian is an ex-smoker.
- True Companions: Despite some of the crap they give to one another and some of what they see, you get the feeling that they're all friends who do the show week after week because they just love movies and each other. As of 2015, Brad and Dave mention being friends for 33 years.
Brad Jones/ The Cinema Snob/ Kung Tai Ted/ Eighties Dan/ Big Box Vic:
- Author Appeal: Beyond exploitation movies, he’s also a major fan of old Looney Tunes cartoons and 1980s action flicks.
- Bad Boss: Brad basically lampshaded that he sends his friends to bad movies to both laugh at their pain and make money in the process.
- Berserk Button: The writing styles of Ehren Kruger and Skip Woods. Brad loathes these two people and has rarely given a good review to any of their movies (the first was Transformers: Age of Extinction, which he felt was dumb but worked regardless).
- Bad CGI
- Terrence Malick
- Tyler Perry
- Brad has nothing but contempt for Kirk Cameron. Seems to have warmed up to him a bit (albeit sarcastically) after Saving Christmas, for how hilariously horrible and insane the movie is. As of Kirk Cameron: Revive Us, he is of the opinion that Cameron is rather harmless - at least in comparison to Dinesh D'Souza, who has become one of Brad's most detested filmmakers.
- Bad Parents if his opinion of the dad in Epic is anything to go by.
- Animal Abuse and Child Cruelty. During his Cannibal Ferox review he goes on an epic tangent and shows nothing but contempt for the director Umberto Lenzi due to the pointless killing of animals.
- Catch Phrase: "What the fuck was that?" when a movie fails horribly, and “I really dug this movie” to movies he really likes, but not enough to put on his year-end best of list.
- If Brad ever starts off a Midnight Screenings review with a short sigh immediately after turning on the camera, chances are the film he just saw was particularly hard to sit through.
- Disco Dan: A lot of his tastes in music and film seem stuck in The '80s.
- The Gadfly: In the Smurfs review:Brad: Now, now, I didn't see the movie, so I didn't know it was gonna be bad![Jake gives Brad a Death Glare]Jillian: [to Brad] You are the Devil!
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Dave.
- The Leader: There's a reason it's called Team Snob.
- Mean Character, Nice Actor: Brad is a complete 180 from the Snob.
- The Movie Buff: His knowledge of obscure films is impressive to say the least.
- Open-Minded Parent: His mom’s a lesbian and he was allowed to basically watch whatever he wanted growing up. His first movie was even National Lampoon's Vacation!
- Nice Guy: Very much so. He'll rip a movie he's disliked to shreds, but he'll do it with a smile on his face.
"Flaming" Brian Lewis / Drunk Brian / Slaver Brian
- Amicably Divorced: With Sarah.
- Badass Beard: Has a bushy, lumberjack beard.
- Berserk Button: While not as bad as when it first started, he is quick to shut down, down play, and ignore that having been labeled Slaver Brian ever happened.
- Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: What he reviews on Flaming Brian's Kitchen.
- Embarrassing Nickname: Slaver Brian.
- Gargle Blaster: What he drinks in the "sister series" to Brad Tries, Drunk Brian Tries.
- The Lancer: He's usually paired with Brad, and appears in just as many videos.
- Lethal Chef: He has a show in which he tries out different insanely hot chili sauces, which he makes his friends try, usually by dipping otherwise palatable food in them.
- Official Couple: With Offscreen Leddie.
- One Steve Limit: There are actually two Brians in Team Snob, but the other goes by his last name, Irving.
- The Stoic: Compared to everyone else, he doesn't get worked up over so many things.
Brian Irving / Virtual Boyd
- Aerith and Bob: His fiancee's name is Shashi.
- Crossing the Line Twice: How he developed his identity on the site. If it's an episode with him, expect a joke so offensive that any momentum the episode had is stopped so that whoever is with him can regain composure.
- The Gadfly
- One Steve Limit: His full name is Brian Irving, but since there's already another Brian, he's referred to by his last name or as "Virtual Boyd".
- Straight Man and Wise Guy: In the Midnight Screenings videos, Irving is the wise guy to Jake's straight man. When they review movies together, the video usually ends with Irving saying something shockingly offensive and Jake reacting like a sane (and very angry) human being.
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Of Jerrid. Discussed in "Brad and Irving Watch Bewitched".
- Those Two Guys: Was this with Jake.
Jake Norvell / Angry Jake / Madagascar Guy
- Abusive Parents/Cerebus Retcon: Jake's reason why he hates kids being mistreated was due to living in a home wrought with domestic abuse.
- Berserk Button: Mistreatment of children/pedophilia, it seems. See: his reaction to That's My Boy, and why he had to miss Zookeeper.
Jake: I AM NOT THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON WHO IS NAMED JAKE ON THE FUCKING PLANET, PEOPLE!!!
- In the words of Jake himself 'I hate puns!'
- Adam Sandler, even before That's My Boy.
- In the review of The Internship, he points out that he hates First World Problems.
- In his review of the worst films of 2013, he points out that he hates being referred to in the context of other fictional Jakes ("Oh, you're Jake, like Jake from _____!"), including "Jake from State Farm" (he said that two separate workers in a McDonald's called him that right before the video), and the lead character in Free Birds:
- Butt-Monkey: Brad keeps sending him to watch bad movies just to laugh at his pain.
- Also because any video featuring Jake usually get the greatest amount of hits.
- Cigarette of Anxiety: He's frequently fumbling for a cigarette after a bad movie. A good part of the The Smurfs 2 video is him looking for a cigarette lighter and then cackling in delight finding one.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Is likely to give off one of these after watching a kids movie.
- Commonality Connection: When meeting Brad's mother (who's a lesbian) he decided to lay the foundation of their friendship by saying, "We both have one thing in common; we both love pussy."
- Deadpan Snarker
- The Eeyore
- Embarrassing Nickname: 'Madagascar Guy'
- Et Tu, Brute?: Jake going behind Brad's back and stealing his girlfriend was the reason he was kicked off the website.
- Fire-Forged Friends: Claimed to have formed this relationship with Irving after the two of them saw The Smurfs together.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: There's a reason he's Angry Jake. His tirades against bad puns in particular are quite a sight!
- Hidden Depths: He works two jobs. One as a pizza delivery driver and another as, of all things, a masseur.
- Humiliation Conga: Seems to suffer this at the hands of theatre staff while going to see kids movies.
- Put on a Bus: Due to personal conflict between Brad and Jake, Jake will no longer be appearing on the site in the foreseeable future.
- Quirky Curls
- Straight Man and Wise Guy: Straight man to Irving's wise guy. See above.
- Spiders Are Scary: He hates spiders with a passion equal to bad puns. During the Dragonball Z midnight review he steps out of the car and asks Jillian to kill one, refusing to return until it's gone.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: Whenever he sees a movie that isn't outright torture."I've saw a good movie today. I've got nothing."
- Pretty much demanded by viewers after seeing That's My Boy, where his rage was so great as to invoke Tranquil Fury viewers plead to Brad to let him see a good movie. Not too long after, he "guest starred" in the The Amazing Spider-Man video, where the first question was "Why are you here?"
- The Croods is a family movie that was smart, entertaining for adults, contained no puns except a visual one, and the children in the audience at the midnight screening were adorable and well-behaved. It was the opposite of everything that The Smurfs did to drive him mad.
- He definitely had a great time in The LEGO Movie, Frozen, and How to Train Your Dragon 2.
- Dragonball Z: Battle of the Gods was a pure moment of fanboy joy for Jake.
- Tranquil Fury: He often starts like this. He doesn't usually end a review like it though.
- Unperson: Since March 2015, Brad, nor any other members of Team Snob have kept up correspondence with him.
- Current videos for Midnight Screenings that reference older videos that Jake was a part of often tend to leave him out when they're brought up.
- Averted (in the "not even mentioned" sense) in the Jesus, Bro! 12-hour livestream, in which numerous commenters asked Team Snob about Jake - Dave and Irving made verbally clear that they had burned their bridges with him and were just as glad to be rid of him as Brad was.
- Subverted in the Midnight Screenings for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales where at one point, when Brad briefly talks about their experience seeing the previous Pirates film On Stranger Tides (which Jake was a part of) he refers to the video having "Shit-for-Brains" in it, a clear reference to Jake.
- Weirdness Magnet
- Who Shot JFK?: Averted. Jake cannot stand the conspiracy theories surrounding JFK's assassination.
- Bald of Awesome
- Bus Crash: Parodied—Brad's character in Brad and Irving says he was last seen boarding a plane with Henry Blake.
- Dumb Muscle: Had a tendency to play these types of characters due to his size and intimidating appearance.
- Embarrassing Nickname: "Baldy McGiggles" and "Mister Potatohead", thanks to Jake.
- The Hyena: Laughs a lot. See above for what his nickname is.
- Put on a Bus: According to Brad himself, Jerrid was fired due to personal problems during filming and due to him saying nasty things about Jillian to the fans behind her back, though they have reconciled since.
- Commuting on a Bus: Appearances in 80's Dan, "Brad Tries Aether Cola", and the occasional Midnight Screenings.
- Relationship Revolving Door: A platonic example with Brad. They have a very on-again, off-again friendship.
- Cute Kitten
- Female Feline, Male Mutt: Inverted with him and his nemesis, Oreo
- Funny Background Event: He often shows up climbing the sofa in Brad's vlogs.
- Hostile Show Takeover: He once hijacked Oreo's Twitter account.
- Rule of Cute
- Sitcom Archnemesis: To Spoony's dog, Oreo.
- Talking Animal: He sometimes talks to Brad in a voice that sounds a lot like Vic Dealio's.
- Team Pet
- A Day in the Limelight: She played the main character in The Hooker with a Heart of Gold.
- Amicably Divorced: With Brian Lewis. She kept his last name until she married Dave.
- Brutal Honesty: She really doesn't relent when describing things. For example, she described the plot of The Great Gatsby as 'So this dude falls in love with this vapid cunt of a woman, she fucks him over and he dies' and she started the review of That's My Boy with 'Pedophilia. Hey, everyone, guess what's funny? It's pedophilia.'
- Country Matters: After Dave, she is the next most likely person to use the word to describe particularly loathsome characters.
- Fanservice: Not nearly as much as Jillian, but she appeared in a bikini for a moment in The Cinema Snob Movie.
- Human Notepad: She tends to write the trailers/previews on her arms. Lampshaded in one review when Brian asks "what the hell is that on your arms?"
- Nice Gal: She is by far the calmest of the Midnight Screenings reviewers.
- Official Couple: With Dave. They have since married, and became the first parents in Team Snob.
- Only Sane Man: Especially when she's reviewing things alongside Jake.
- Stealth Pun: She throws these out occasionally.
- Typecasting: She's been cast as a hooker multiple times.
- What Beautiful Eyes!: To quote Jake, "You have pretty eyes!"
- Yaoi Fangirl
- A Day in the Limelight: She was the anchor of Softly From Cable (which sadly only lasted two episodes and a couple of scenes in other reviews).
- Amicably Divorced: With Brad.
- Beware the Nice Ones: She may seem like one of the saner members of the cast, but when she gets angry, watch out.
- She's also not above winding Jake up for laughs.
- Bi the Way: She mentions being bisexual in the Silent Hill: Revelations midnight review.
- Fangirl: Plays this Upto Eleven for the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Review.
- Fanservice: Had a brief topless scene in The Cinema Snob Movie.
- It's Pronounced Tro-PAY: Her last name is pronounced "zuh-ROW-ski".
- Made of Iron: She's prone to drinking things that make other people cry and barely turning a hair.
- Put on a Bus: She hasn't appeared in a Midnight Screening video since August 2014. Unlike Jerrid, it's not for personal problems, it's simply because she doesn't like doing them anymore.
- Troll: Both in-universe and out-universe. In-universe, she pretended that her favorite movie was Moment By Moment to get the Snob to review it (when she'd never actually seen it), and out-universe, she spends most of her Midnight Screening of R.I.P.D with Jake making him angrier and angrier and laughing as he rages.
- Typecasting: She tends to end up in roles played for Fanservice.
Dave Gobble / Max Force
- Awesome Mc Cool Name: Max Force sounds like an action hero name.
- Berserk Button: Anything to do with Tyler Perry.
- Bile Fascination: He loves going to Christian movies explicitly due to this trope.
- Breakout Character: Was featured in more videos from 2013 onwards.
- Childhood Friends: With Brad.
- Cigarette of Anxiety: Is often seen smoking after a particularly bad movie.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Rivals Jake in this regard.
- Country Matters: Dishes a few of these out in the Tyler Perry movies he had to see.
- He calls Kim Kardashian's character in Temptation a "dumb cunt" and adds that she does such a bad job portraying a dumb cunt, he has a hard time believe she is one in real life.
- He also refers to a particularly Jerkass character in A Madea Christmas as "Cunty McMomface".
- Drives Like Crazy: Brad & Sarah compare his driving to Augustus'.
- The Eeyore
- Embarrassing Nickname: While he didn't give the nickname Slaver Brian to him, he's quick to be the one who brings it back up.
- He now has his own Embarrassing Nickname in "Hipster Dave".
- Hair-Trigger Temper
- Heroic B.S.O.D.: Had one after seeing "A Madea Christmas." In his Worst of 2013, he said that he almost threw away all the movies he owned because of it.
- Hidden Depths: He's an accomplished artist, even painting and designing The Cinema Snob Movie poster. He's also given Brad the Stoned Gremlin statue that named his production company.
- Hipster: The closest thing Team Snob has to one. There's a reason he's called "The Indie Movie Guy" and "Hipster Dave".
- Hollywood Atheist: Refers to Christians in the movies he watch as "fucking insane" and chastises the main character of War Room for believing in a "make believe deity." In real life, however, he really doesn't give a fuck as long as no one is pushing their beliefs on him.
- Official Couple: With Sarah.
- Only Sane Man: He's easily the most analytical of the group, even when his emotions get in the way.
- Name McAdjective: Cunty McMomface
- Smoking Is Cool: Is usually never seen without a cigarette
- Throw the Dog a Bone: After watching movies such as Temptation, Scary Movie 5, and Man of Steel, he got to see Pacific Rim, a movie he had been anticipating and liked.
Leddie Alexander Lewis / Off-Screen Leddie
- Corpsing: Rare, but it happens (see Cunty McMomface)
- Department of Redundancy Department: Off-Screen Leddie is off screen.
- She Who Must Not Be Seen: Technically at almost every movie Brian Lewis (her husband) attends, she either is scrunched down in the back seat, or running the camera (depending on how many people are there). She briefly appears at the end of the Paranormal Activity 4 review.
- Kick the Dog: Though not by choice. Brian had to beg Leddie go with him to see Film/Grown Ups 2, with the promise that they'd see Pacific Rim beforehand (she really didn't want to see Adam Sandler). Twenty minutes into the Rim, the projector crapped out. There was no such mercy at Grown Ups 2.
Brian: (as AMC employee) "Well, the projector for Oblivion broke, so were just gonna play Grown Ups 2 again."Dave: (Laughing) "She would've dumped your ass after that."
- The other members of the team bring up how often he takes her to bad movies and that while she's a trooper, they don't understand why she lets him get away with it.
- The trope is even parodied in the Brian & Dave Worst of 2013", where he tells a story of convincing Leddie to go see Oblivion (2013) as part of a special AMC program, where he jokes about the possibility of this happening:
- The Voice: You won't even know she's there until either she's specifically asked a question or something makes her break.
- Cool Old Lady: Being Brad's mom doesn't hurt either.
- Early-Bird Cameo: Was credited as Lemon Drink Lady in Brad & Jerrid review The Room.
- Lipstick LesbianBrad: That's how you introduced yourself to my mom.Jake: Hell yeah it was. "Hi ya doing, my name is Jake, I also love pussy, we at least have one thing in common that we can talk about right now, is pussy, let's talk about that."Brad: My mom looks at me, "I like where this guy's head is at."
- One of the Guys: Aside of the fact she is indeed Brad's mom, she is treated the same (and has similar opinions and sense of humor) as the rest of the Team.
- Open-Minded Parent
- Team Mom: Literally, in Brad's case.
- Ascended Fanboy: Was a fan of Brad's when they met in early 2015. Since they started dating, she's started showing up in his videos, particularly Midnight Screenings.
- Commuting on a Bus: Lives in a different state than the rest of Team Snob, so there are sometimes long periods of time between her appearances on the site.
- New Meat: The newest member of Team Snob, making her debut in May 2015.
- Put on a Bus: Broke up with Brad three days after her birthday.
- Raven Hair, Ivory Skin: Probably her most noticeable feature. Sometimes combines it with red lipstick for extra effect.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: The "tomboy" to Sarah's "girly girl."
- Valley Girl: To an extent; she's compared herself to Lynda from Halloween and commenters have pointed out how frequently she uses the word "like" as a filler word.
- Youthful Freckles: Is the youngest of Team Snob, and the only one to have freckles (or, at least, the only one to have freckles prominent enough to be seen on video).
Ryan / Trident Guy
- Badass Bystander: In Sharknado 2, where he kills a shark with a trident.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer/Hidden Depths: Edits for various films, many by The Asylum, and is noted by Brad to be the most professional one in Team Snob, which is why he ended up directing The Cinema Snob Movie
- Innocent Bystander: As Dave nearly assaults Irving in the Tyler Perry's Temptation review.
- Sharp Dressed Man: Lampshaded by Brad as Ryan is the only one who has a "real job".
- Special Guest: In the Midnight Screenings Sharknado 2 review, as he made a cameo in the film.
- Canon Immigrant: From her own shows to Brad's.