Characters: Terminal Lance
- All There in the Manual: His last name has yet to appear in the comic itself.
- Author Avatar: Like Uriarte, he has a surname that is difficult to pronounce and is a Lance Corporal in the infantry.
- Drunken Master
- Real Person Cameo: Tyler Cone was a friend of Uriarte who committed suicide in February of 2014.
- Cool Old Guy: Compared to Abe, he's older and a bit more calm.