Characters / Terminal Lance


  • All There in the Manual: His last name has yet to appear in the comic itself.
  • Author Avatar: Like Uriarte, he has a surname that is difficult to pronounce and is a Lance Corporal in the infantry.



  • Cool Old Guy: Compared to Abe, he's older and a bit more calm.

Creepy Chaplain


  • Your Cheating Heart: Jody's a representation of the (fairly standard) fear of this happening to their beloved from deployed military personnel...but given the webcomic's intent is comedy, Terminal Lance plays this for laughs.


  • Butt Monkey: The point of Boot is to get fucked around because no one likes or respects him, be it forcing him into doing more work or just being a plain jerk to him because that's what happens to boots.