Characters / Penny Arcade

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Tycho Brahe

"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul."

The wordy, intellectual, and cynical half of the Penny Arcade duo, when the characters of Gabe and Tycho first diverged Tycho was something of the Straight Man to Gabe's more wild enthusiasm. However, he quickly developed into a character as strange if not stranger. Tycho is known for his love of literature and wordplay, his overwritten fantasy series Epic Legends of the Hierarchs: The Elemenstor Saga, his "love" of animals, and his deep knowledge of horrors that man was not meant to know.

Johnathan "Gabe" Gabriel

"I don’t know why they call them “Chip Clips.” I mean, everyone just puts ‘em on their wang. Why don’t they just call them “Wang Clips” or “Wang Hangers” or something?"

The idealistic, immature, and scatterbrained half of the duo, Gabe's enthusiasm and inability to think things through makes him the perfect Wise Guy to Tycho's straight man, though these roles are often reversed as he possesses a degree of common sense that Tycho lacks. Obsessed with immature humor, male genitalia (mostly his own), and Star Wars, he harbors homosexual tendencies, not so much repressed as simply unrealized and usually centering around Spider-Man. He is independently wealthy from his Doctor Raven Darktalon Blood series.
  • Author Avatar: For Mike Krahulik, but was not originally intended as such.
  • Actually Pretty Funny: When Tycho makes an Incredibly Lame Pun related to sawing Kris Straub in half so they can have an even number of players, Gabe exclaims "Damn son, there's that gallows humor!"
  • Ambiguously Bi: His fantasies about Spider-Man and Patrick Swayze tend to point this way. Not to mention his weird on-off Ho Yay with Apple fanboy Charles.
  • Ax-Crazy: He's prone to violence and seems to not feel too guilty about it.
  • The Beastmaster: A pet dragon, a phoenix, unicorn, and several Pokémon to his name. At one point he also managed to aquire a flock of Pikmin that proceeded to trash the apartment and kill Tycho. And his roster may grow at any time...
  • Bottom of the Barrel Joke: Gabe loves himself some low-hanging fruit when it comes to humor. At one point Tycho had to step in, because Gabe wanted to make a comic about spawn camping which would have a terrorist waiting to murder newborns in a hospital.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Legal representative for France. It... didn't go well.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: The Cardboard Tube Samurai is Gabe. Therefore he can slice things up with a perfectly round tube. He can actually cause nosebleeds by hating someone, which may be caused by the fact that Darth Vader might be his dad. Oh, and he got a blood infusion from Spider-Man. Hell, in the very first comic, he gained psychic powers.
  • Game Master: "Your party stands before the Cave of Tits."
    • Ironically, despite his anti-RPG sentiments in the early days of the strip, he arguably spends more times with tabletop games these days than Tycho does.
  • Glass Eye: Lost his original in a Warcraft-related scuffle.
  • Handy Feet: He's pointed out to have monkey-like feet in one strip.
  • Hidden Depths: Very seriously into Country-Western dancing, specifically line dancing.
  • Noodle Incident: Exactly what led to the loss of his eye during a Warcraft 2 match is never revealed, but it has far enough reaching consequences that it meant he and Tycho had to make a pact to not play any future Warcraft games against eachother.
  • Psychopathic Manchild: Combines a selfish immaturity with a sociopathic violent streak.
  • Psychic Powers: Only comes up once, but he used the unreasonably long load times for the late 90's FPS SIN to harness his latent psychic powers.
  • Refuge in Audacity/Vulgarity
  • Violence Is the Only Option: Gabe's knee-jerk reaction to nearly everything. He once curb stomped Tycho to death because he thought there was only one copy of Puzzle Quest left in the store, and tore out Tycho and Charles's throats with his teeth when he panicked over the proper pronounciation of "Gif".

     Supporting Cast 

Anne Claire "Annarchy" Brahe

Tycho's young niece who shares her uncle's intellect and love of gaming, but only a little of his depravity. Despite her age, she played Final Fantasy on the Famicom... in the original Japanese. Is not to be trifled with.

The Fruit Fucker 2000

A small robotic juicer that works by having violent sexual intercourse with pieces of fruit.

Jesus Christ

Yeah, that one. In addition to being the Lord and Savior of Mankind, he loves fighting games, first person shooters, and is, in general, way cool.
  • Badass Beard
  • Jesus Was Way Cool: Likes to just sort of hang around on Earth and play games and go to the mall.
  • Mundane Utility: His d20 is made from a piece of the true cross. Apparently, he only uses it "for really important rolls."
  • Nice Guy: Though he has an unfortunate tendency to Type Kill in shooters, though this has all but gone extinct since the advent of headsets, and also loves to gloat when winning at Mario Kart.
  • Pals with Jesus: Gabe mostly. He's friendly with Tycho, but its difficult to bond with someone who doesn't think you exist.
  • Up to Eleven: Whatever Tycho's deepest desire really is, Jesus states that aquiring it would damn even him.


Originally known as Chuck, an anti-Apple strawman, he had a great fall and was retooled as the hipper Charles. Lives across from Gabe and Tycho and occasionally visits to talk about Apple-based matters.
  • Catch-Phrase: "Shut your pie hole!"
  • Came Back Strong: He was originally a dorky cipher the authors used to mock Mac gamers, but when Halo was cancelled for the Mac, Chuck attempted to kill himself by jumping out the window. The reconstructive surgery not only made him look cooler, but also changed his personality to the much more suave Charles.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Constantly mocks the main characters for their nerdiness, despite his own fanboyism for Apple products by far outstripping even Tycho's and Gabe's dedication to any one company.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: To Gabe. Tycho once described Charles as emitting a kind of "anti-Gabe force".
  • Strawman Political: As Chuck.

Jerry's and Mike's Families

Comic versions of the real-life spouses and children of Jerry and Mike. Usually deployed for strips that are inspired by things that happened to the creators away from their offices and in the world at large.
  • Rule of Funny: They tend to fade into the background unless they're needed for a specific comic premise.