Hoops Mc Cann
Played by John Cusack
Played by Joel Murrey
AKA Acky. Played by Curtis Armstrong
- Father, I Don't Want To Fight: Acky's dad wants him to be a marine, but Acky's really not the right guy for the job.
- Man Child: Acky has the mannerisms of a four year old, a permanent wide-eyed expression and cannot stand to see wrecked dolls.
- Ambiguously Gay: At least everyone on the DVD commentary seems to think so. Although fans tend to see him more as Asexual.
- Berserk Button: Let's just say Ted was pretty damn lucky the guys where there to hold Acky back when he cut the tongue out of that Odie doll.
- Can't Spit It Out: He couldn't tell his dad he didn't want to be a marine, and when he did, he was kicked out of the house.
- Break the Cutie
- Children Are Innocent
Played by Demi Moore
Played by Bobcat Goldthwait
Played by Tom Villard
Old Man Beckerstead