This comic has Loads and Loads of Characters... But don't worry! There are several different themes, so most of the characters are restricted to just one theme... Most of the time...
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his being on the run from Death...
This theme is mainly a spoof of Indiana Jones.
The Jones family
Montana (Monty) JonesThe main character of this theme. An Archaeology professor who constantly needs to fight against the Nazis to take control of powerful artifacts that the Nazis will use to conquer the world. Hates wurst.
Prof. North Dakota JonesMonty's father. Obsessed with the Holy Grail.
Minnesota JonesNorth Dakota's father, thus Monty's grandfather. Was presumably lost after he went on dinosaur chasing.
Colonel HakenMonty's archnemesis. Hitler-brain-in-a-jar's primary lackey when it comes to gathering powerful artifacts.
ErwinHaken's main lackey. Is not really as committed to the Nazi principle as others, thus is a bit more reasonable.
Hitler's BrainHitler's Brain in a Jar. Need I say more? Anyway, he died in the Reichstag fire and his brain was put on life support by Adam Savage in Chess with Death. Plans to take control of powerful artifacts and take over the world.
SallahThe Jones family's Arabic friend who will always come to their rescue.
Ginny SmithA US archaeology expert who defect to the Soviet. Can and will backstab everyone.
Agency of Deaths and the main point of Cross Over.
Death of Insanely Overpowered FireballsProbably the main character of Death theme. Has really bad luck on the job.
Death of Choking On A Giant FrogFireballs's competitor, since he wanted to be Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs, but otherwise friendly to each other.
Head DeathThe boss. He controls all Death's job, thus you can see him demote and promote others.
Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve
Death of Inhaling Hatmaking ChemicalsSpeaks Cockney accent. Collect those who died inhaling mercury, which is very rare nowadays.
CharonThe Ferryman of the Underworld, but there is no indication of how does he fit into the organization.
An RPG campaign that is a big spoof on Tolkien.
LambertThe group's merchant. Highly protective of his money.
AlvissaThe group's elf and archer. Also the Only Sane Man of the group.
MordekaiThe group's thief. But never call him that.
KyrosThe group's wizard. A pyromaniac wizard that frequently kills off his teammates.
DraakA lizardman hired by Lambert to help with the group (and protect his money from Mordekai]].
DwalinYour old stereotypical dwarf with Scottish accent. Got persuaded to join the group by Kyrosâi, by predictable method.
Exactly What It Says on the Tin, but later the theme is mostly in William Shakespeare's fanfic.
A spoof on The War of the Worlds, but gets veered into different direction lately.
The MartiansThe last 3 Martians who still plans to conquer Earth, but pretty inept at it.
The Man in BlackThe shadowy government operative who denies everything out of natural.
IshmaelAn ordinary university student who got himself tangled into the Martian mess quite often.
GiuseppeOwner of a local pizza place where Ishmael works.
The AllosaurusA dinosaur that showed up in several themes. Was eventually elected President of the United States, after which he showed up mostly in the Martians theme.
A spoof on James Bond.
James Stud (0x0a)