Characters / Irregular Webcomic!

This comic has Loads and Loads of Characters... But don't worry! There are several different themes, so most of the characters are restricted to just one theme... Most of the time...

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David Morgan-Mar

The creator of the comic himself has his own theme, usually revolving around working on the comic, his everyday life, his being on the run from Death...


This theme is mainly a spoof of Indiana Jones.

The Jones family

Montana (Monty) Jones

The main character of this theme. An Archaeology professor who constantly needs to fight against the Nazis to take control of powerful artifacts that the Nazis will use to conquer the world. Hates wurst.

Prof. North Dakota Jones

Monty's father. Obsessed with the Holy Grail.

Minnesota Jones

North Dakota's father, thus Monty's grandfather. Was presumably lost after he went on dinosaur chasing.

  • Overly Long Name: His title? The Honourable Herr Schliemannian Chair Professor Doktor Doktor Jones, CBE, DCM, JP, FRS

The Nazis

  • Mad Libs Catch Phrase: Nazi science sneers at [thing to be sneered at]! Sometimes the science part is changed too.

Colonel Haken

Monty's archnemesis. Hitler-brain-in-a-jar's primary lackey when it comes to gathering powerful artifacts.


Haken's main lackey. Is not really as committed to the Nazi principle as others, thus is a bit more reasonable.

Hitler's Brain

Hitler's Brain in a Jar. Need I say more? Anyway, he died in the Reichstag fire and his brain was put on life support by Adam Savage to win a Bet With Death. Plans to take control of powerful artifacts and take over the world.



The Jones family's Arabic friend who will always come to their rescue.

Ginny Smith

A US archaeology expert who defect to the Soviets. Can and will backstab everyone.


Agency of Deaths and the main point of Crossover.

Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs

Probably the main character of Death theme. Has really bad luck on the job. Has been the Death Of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog, Fate Worse Than Death, Death Of Being Stared At Angrily By A Giant Frog, and Death Of Being Run Through The Spleen With A Toothpick.

Death of Choking On A Giant Frog

Fireballs's competitor, since he wanted to be Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs, but otherwise friendly to each other. Apparently he originally died when an aide of his shoved a giant frog down his throat.

Head Death

The boss. He controls all Death's job, thus you can see him demote and promote others.

Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve

The Death responsible for collecting people who've been wrestled to death by Steve. Wears a cowboy hat and a green cloak.

Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals

The Death responsible for collecting people who died by mercury inhalation. He doesn't get much work nowadays, although he gets to collect the Mythbusters (they get sent back, however). He speaks in a cockney accent, and wears a top hat because "the class system's dead".


The Ferryman of the Underworld, but there is no indication of how does he fit into the organization.


An RPG campaign that is a big spoof on Tolkien.


The group's merchant. Highly protective of his money.


The group's elf and archer. Also the Only Sane Man of the group.


The group's thief. But never call him that.


The group's wizard. A pyromaniac wizard that frequently kills off his teammates.


A lizardman hired by Lambert to help with the group (and protect his money from Mordekai]].


Your old stereotypical dwarf with Scottish accent. Got persuaded to join the group by Kyrosâi, by predictable method.

    Franchise/Harry Potter 
Exactly What It Says on the Tin, but later the theme is mostly in William Shakespeare's fanfic.

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

    Imperial Rome 



    Steve and Terry 




"Mighty Cthulhu is one of the Great Old Ones, an Elder God who lies in eternal deathless sleep in the sunken nightmare city of R'lyeh. Even being aware of his very existence is enough to push strong men to the brink of insanity. Not that that would ever stop Steve."-Irregular webcomics character description

Charity Collector Guy

"Hi, I'm campaigning for greater community awareness of trigonometry."

A guy who regularly volunteers to collect money for a variety of unusual charitable organizations. Even volunteers as a subsitute Death briefly. Also an expert in origami and astrophysics.

  • Almighty Janitor : His aforementioned unusual combination of expertises make him very helpful in one of the latest attempts to reboot history

Jane Goodall

A spoof on The War of the Worlds, but gets veered into different direction lately.

The Martians

The last 3 Martians who still plans to conquer Earth, but pretty inept at it.

  • Last of His Kind
  • What an Idiot: Don't care about the germs and don't give your species immortality treatment before sending them to invade Earth? Why not?
  • X Meets Y: As DMM describes, a cross between Marvin the Martian and the Three Stooges...

The Man in Black

The shadowy government operative who denies everything out of natural.


An ordinary university student who got himself tangled into the Martian mess quite often.


Owner of a local pizza place where Ishmael works.

  • Near-death by Irony: Claimed to be descendant of Allesandro Volta when rewiring his pizzeria. Guess what happens next.

The Allosaurus

A dinosaur that showed up in several themes. Was eventually elected President of the United States, after which he showed up mostly in the Martians theme.

A spoof on James Bond.

James Stud (0x0a)