Malory (a.k.a. "Mal")
- Berserk Button: Stupid people in general.
- Devil in Plain Sight: No jury will ever convict her.
- Kick the Son of a Bitch: By now, it's not even a habit, it's a gait.
- Rapunzel Hair: Starts out short, but grows into this as the comic progresses.
- Reality Warper: Completely by accident courtesy of the Devil Guy.
Katherine (a.k.a. "Kat")
- Recurring Character: She's the only one of Mal's friends who's made more than two or three appearances.
The Devil Guy
B Side Comic Characters:
- Character Development: After he decided to stop being emo.
- The Ditz: He gave up writing poetry after being told he sucked at it. And then he wrote a poem about it.