Characters / Girly

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Marshmallow Kitty

Cute and funny all in one fluffy little perverted package.

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Danforth Policeguy

El Chpacabre (Chuy)



Officer Hipbone

  • Cool Shades
  • Foil: To Winter. Hipbone tries to keep order while Winter sows chaos, but both are genuinely good people. Both are attracted to laid-back, withdrawn love interests (Policeguy/Otra) and form similar BattleCouples with them. There are even a few times in the Final Arc where Hipbone is drawn almost identically to Winter.
  • Hartman Hips: Are they ever! It's even in her name.
  • She Cleans Up Nicely: When she finally appears out of uniform, every male in the vicinity is mesmerized.

Nurse Yumi

Officer Getskilled

  • It Is Pronounced Tropay: Is it Get-skilled, or Gets-killed? Good luck figuring it out.
  • Immortality: It gets better. Officer Getskilled tries to pull a Heroic Sacrifice, is saved by Immortal Guy at the last minute, is asked to join him among others in the Ancient Land Of Immortals, and he accepts. That's right people, Getskilled actually becomes immortal.
  • Meaningful Name: Played every which way but straight, though there's a lot of Ominous Foreshadowing in his first appearance.
  • Shipper on Deck: He backs the relationship between Policeguy and Hipbone.
  • Straight Gay: His sexuality only comes up like once or twice during the comic.

Dr. Lucy McCurvy


Captain Fist

The girl

Black Kitty


The Queen Bee of the Sidekicks