Here are the four main characters in Your Favorite Martian.
The Lead Singer
"Can I just like eat broken glass or something?"
- Cannot Tell a Joke: "If you marry your sister and then eat her brains, you might be a Zombilly!"
- Child Hater: As seen in Whip Your Kids.
- Joisey: In the first webisode, he turns into a tan, muscley jock with no talent.
"You did set off pyrotechnics in a children's playground!"
The Disk Jockey
"Don't argue with a two-ton bitch. Did Roseanne teach us nothin'?"
"I'm not catching a disease on purpose. Unless it's Elephantiasis, and it's on my penis."