"Can I just like eat broken glass or something?"
- Cannot Tell a Joke: "If you marry your sister and then eat her brains, you might be a Zombilly!"
- Child Hater: As seen in Whip Your Kids.
- Joisey: In the first webisode, he turns into a tan, muscley jock with no talent.
"You did set off pyrotechnics in a children's playground!"
- Ascended Extra: He's been singing more times than Puff in the music videos nowadays.
- Butt Monkey: Axel hates him and Puff thinks he has no talent.
- Dogged Nice Guy: Especially seen in Friendzone.
- Dumb Blonde: More prominent in the webisodes.
- Goshdang It To Heck: He censored his parts in Bartender Song.
- My Friends... and Zoidberg: Probably due to being the band's Pretty Boy.
- The Piano Player: He plays piano in Complicated, Text Me Back, My Balls (alt rock cover), Alien (Unplugged), and Bartender Song.
"Don't argue with a two-ton bitch. Did Roseanne teach us nothin'?"
- Black Best Friend: To the rest of the band.
- Demotedto Extra: Replaced by Benetar.
- I Banged Your Mom: More like "I banged your Grandma".
"I'm not catching a disease on purpose. Unless it's Elephantiasis, and it's on my penis."