Characters / =3

Here are the four main characters in Your Favorite Martian.

The Lead Singer

"Can I just like eat broken glass or something?"

  • Cannot Tell a Joke: "If you marry your sister and then eat her brains, you might be a Zombilly!"
  • Child Hater: As seen in Whip Your Kids.
  • Joisey: In the first webisode, he turns into a tan, muscley jock with no talent.

The Guitarist

"You did set off pyrotechnics in a children's playground!"

The Disk Jockey

"Don't argue with a two-ton bitch. Did Roseanne teach us nothin'?"

The Drummer

"I'm not catching a disease on purpose. Unless it's Elephantiasis, and it's on my penis."