23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
Here are the four main characters in Your Favorite Martian.
"Can I just like eat broken glass or something?"
"You did set off pyrotechnics in a children's playground!"
"Don't argue with a two-ton bitch. Did Roseanne teach us nothin'?"
"I'm not catching a disease on purpose. Unless it's Elephantiasis, and it's on my penis."