Characters / Elvis Duran Morning Show

Main Showmembers

Elvis Duran

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• A Dog Named "Dog": Elvis' beloved cat is named Kitty.

• The Cameo / As Himself: His blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance in Die Hard with a Vengeance as a radio DJ is brought up on the show in one of two ways:
  • A listener will call in saying how he/she saw the movie recently on AMC, TNT, Spike or their local station and did not expect to see their favorite radio show host on screen
  • Elvis himself will mention how due to its repeated showings on AMC, TNT, Spike and local stations he received a small royalties check in the mail recently
• Forced into Their Sunday Best: Elvis often tells the story of how as a child the feeling of the coarse fabric against his skin would create feelings in him during church service

Danielle Monaro

• Brooklyn Rage: Self-described as "the tough chick from the Bronx"
• Celeb Crush: David Beckham, Adam Levine, Matt Damon, and any actor who plays a vampire (True Blood, The Vampire Diaries)
• Does Not Like Spam: She hates mayo.
• Drama Club: She was a member of the drama club in high school.
• Game Show Appearance: She once appeared on The Weakest Link.

• Monster Clown: Danielle has a fear of clowns from watching an infamous episode of Little House on the Prairie as a little girl.

• Sir Swears-a-Lot: Her explanation being that she has to get it all out of her system at work because she cant swear at home in front of her kids.

Froggy

• Good Ol' Boy: Let me count the ways: born in North Carolina, lives in Florida, votes Republican (and doesn't like Barack Obama), likes Country Music, football (his favorite teams are the University of Florida Gators and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers) and NASCAR, loves his dog...

• Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Froggy knows that his wife is better-looking than he is, and plays it for laughs.

Anthony "Skeery" Jones

Greg T "the Frat-boy"

• Big Man on Campus: According to him, he was popular in high school and college.

• Cloudcuckoolander: He has stated that he does not believe in the Moon landing or that tilapia is a real fish.

• Swirlie: one of his signature bits is "Toilet Tunes," where he'll stick his face in a toilet bowl and sing a pop song.

Bethany Watson

• Norse by Norsewest: Just as Carolina was proud of her heritage, Bethany likes to mention her Scandinavian roots.
• Phrase Catcher: "What the hell is wrong with you?!" (most often said by Elvis)

Secondary

Carla Marie

• Prefers Going Barefoot: So much so that the show's nickname for her is D.F.S.- "dirty foot slut"

David Brody

"Coaster Boy" Josh

Garrett

"Web Girl" Kathleen

Former

Carolina Bermudez

• The Alleged Car: Carolina's "trusty Saturn" is not so trusty.
• Celebrity Resemblance: She's said to resemble Rosario Dawson.

• Massive Numbered Siblings: The youngest of six.

• Mistaken Nationality: "I'm not (whatever Latin American nationality Elvis or one of the other show-members said), I'm Nicaraguan!"

John Bell

Loren Raye

• Petite Pride: In contrast to the very buxom Danielle and Carolina (or even the more modestly endowed Carla Marie and Web Girl Kathleen), Loren has made light of her lack of assets on the air and is fine with Elvis (and the others) joking about it

T.J. "the DJ" Taormina

• Celebrity Resemblance: The show has often brought up how much he looks like Josh Groban

• Meddlesome Patrolman: his phonetap character Officer Bradshaw, sometimes as appearing as a Traffic Warden

Other Characters

Mr Moviefone

Uncle Johnny