Characters Fanfic Funny Heartwarming Tearjerker YMMV
Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way Vs Canon
Harry Potter "No, no, Ebony's not 'weird and abnormal, but in a cool way' crazy. Ebony is 'go get the straightjacket and cattle prod right now' crazy." Ron Weasley "Throwing it out won't be enough. We'll have to burn it. We'll have to burn it in a holy bonfire!" Hermione Granger "Kill me now." Ginny Weasley "It's just the wind, Ronald." Luna Lovegood "Perhaps she's mentally ill." Draco Malfoy "I don't know who Amy Lee is. Can we stop reading now?"
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont "Look at me! Look at this long, luxurious, never-gets-tangled-ever golden hair, symbolizing my purity! I'm—I'm a hag!"
The MSEA as a Whole October Maynard "All right, Sue. We're goin' to war." Brandon Freeman "Very eloquent, boss." Charlotte "Charlie" Duncan "Hello. My name is Charlie Duncan. You killed my favorite series. Prepare to die." Action Girl Badass Bi the Way But for Me, It Was Tuesday: Played with. She's not a villain, or even overtly cruel, just a tad... over-enthusiastic. When Missy is reading out her charges, Charlie says that she doesn't remember doing half the things on the list. (Of course, it was a really long list...) Cloudcuckoolander Cool Teacher: To Tori. Cute Bruiser Daddy's Girl: See for yourself. Dark and Troubled Past: See October's example above. Deadpan Snarker: Usually at October. Dumb Blonde: Not dumb, but very lacking in common sense. Eccentric Mentor: To Tori. Foil: To October. Charlie is wild, energetic and willing to bend a few rules, as opposed to October's milatary-esque way of running things. The Gunslinger Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She's rude, crude and irresponsible... and when the going gets tough, she'll stand by your side the whole way. The Lad-ette Let Me at Him! Missing Mom: According to Useless MSEA Facts, she was raised by a single father. Noodle Incident: Her life seems to be made up of these. Really Gets Around Sir Swears-a-Lot Trigger Happy Yaoi Fangirl: If the fact that she once threw someone's computer out the window because it had badly written Johnlock on it is any indication. Aphrodite Adams "I'm with the boss on this one. Pardon my French, but—SON OF A BITCH." Gigi Monroe "I've clicked on thirty stories in the past half hour. Twenty five of them are Suefics." Marissa "Missy" Shadows "We interns get stuck with all the lame jobs." Victoria Tate
Tara Gilesbe Jenny Ravensburg The Anonymous
"They were, to use the technical term, fucked." Monday Maynard