Characters / Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way Vs Canon

    Canon Characters 

Harry Potter

"No, no, Ebony's not 'weird and abnormal, but in a cool way' crazy. Ebony is 'go get the straightjacket and cattle prod right now' crazy."

Ron Weasley

"Throwing it out won't be enough. We'll have to burn it. We'll have to burn it in a holy bonfire!"

Hermione Granger

"Kill me now."

Ginny Weasley

"It's just the wind, Ronald."

Luna Lovegood

"Perhaps she's mentally ill."

Draco Malfoy

"I don't know who Amy Lee is. Can we stop reading now?"


Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont

"Look at me! Look at this long, luxurious, never-gets-tangled-ever golden hair, symbolizing my purity! I'mI'm a hag!"

    The MSEA 

The MSEA as a Whole

October Maynard

"All right, Sue. We're goin' to war."

Brandon Freeman

"Very eloquent, boss."

Charlotte "Charlie" Duncan

"Hello. My name is Charlie Duncan. You killed my favorite series. Prepare to die."

Aphrodite Adams

"I'm with the boss on this one. Pardon my French, but—SON OF A BITCH."

Gigi Monroe

"I've clicked on thirty stories in the past half hour. Twenty five of them are Suefics."

Marissa "Missy" Shadows

"We interns get stuck with all the lame jobs."

Victoria Tate


Tara Gilesbe

Jenny Ravensburg

The Anonymous


The Narrator

"They were, to use the technical term, fucked."

Monday Maynard