!!Alternate Ninth through Twelfth Doctors (Creator/RowanAtkinson, Creator/RichardEGrant, Creator/JimBroadbent and Creator/HughGrant)
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From the UsefulNotes/ComicRelief charity skit ''Recap/DoctorWhoTheCurseOfFatalDeath''. A parody, not even ''remotely'' canon. Written by Creator/StevenMoffat, who lovingly references it in episodes on occasion now that he's actually in charge of ''Series/DoctorWho''.
* DeadpanSnarker: Atkinson, very much in the mould of the later Series/{{Blackadder}}s.
* DistractedByMyOwnSexy: Richard E. Grant. "Result! Cute, sexy, and lick-the-mirror-handsome!"
* DistractedByTheSexy: Emma's reaction to the Hugh Grant Doctor, "Result!"
* FailedASpotCheck / LethallyStupid: The reason he quickly ends up in his Twelfth incarnation;
--> '''Twelfth Doctor''': Oh dear, now look at that! I've gone and used up three whole bodies in under a minute and all because I forgot to ''unplug'' first, that really was terribly ''silly'' of me!
** {{Retcon}}: It was [[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion later revealed]] in canon that this WOULDN'T have triggered more regenerations, as a Time Lord can heal any injuries sustained in the first few hours after regeneration. Never mind, does that make this more HilariousInHindsight?
* OfficialCouple: He and his companion, Emma (Julia Sawalha) are engaged.
* RetiredBadass: Intends to become one, since he's saved every planet at least 27 times by this point.

In the last segment of the sketch, he regenerated several times, finally ending up as:
!!Thirteenth Doctor (Joanna Lumley)
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* BiTheWay: She seems equally happy with the thought of marrying either Emma or the Master.
* GenderBender
* JumpingTheGenderBarrier: The Master is very taken with the Doctor's new form.
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: "I've always wanted to get my hands on one of these!"