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Dead Like Me

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     The Reapers 
Georgia "George" Lass
That's me. I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit.

  • Cruel and Unusual Death: Killed by a toilet seat that became dislodged from a de-orbiting Soviet space station.
  • Deadpan Snarker: It seems to run in the Lass family.
  • Death by Looking Up: George even looks back at her death and asks why she just stood there and looked up instead of trying to move out of the way.
  • Fauxlosophic Narration: George's narration can sometimes become this if she's feeling angsty enough.
  • First Episode Resurrection: George doesn't get to pass on to the afterlife when she dies, instead she ends up becoming a reaper.
  • Tomboyish Name: George is short for Georgia.
  • Undignified Death: A serious contender for the biggest one in all of fiction. She got flattened by a toilet seat from outer space.

Rube Sofer

"A corpse is like a peach cobbler that got dropped on the floor. As good as it was, you still wouldn't want it anymore."

Roxy Harvey
"You don't know me."

  • Absentee Actor: She was absent a lot in season 1.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: After being verbally abused whilst giving an obnoxious man a parking ticket, she eventually lost her temper and ripped his soul out for a few seconds before returning it, simply to teach him a lesson.
  • Not So Above It All: Her Seinfeldian Conversations with Mason demonstrate she can actually kind of understand the way he thinks.
  • Spicy Latina: Jasmine Guy is half-black, half-Portuguese, and Roxy is street-smart, down-to-Earth, and doesn't suffer fools gladly.
  • Team Mom: Remarked by the waitress that she reminds her of her mother. George agrees.
  • Unwanted False Faith: Due to the aforementioned incident with the parking ticket, the man eventually started a cult believing God was a meter maid. Rube was not particularly thrilled to learn about this.

"And then there's Mason. Oh Mason, Mason."

  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: He died trying to trepan himself because he thought it would give him the ultimate high. Over the course of the series he has a number of odd money making ideas.
  • Drugs Are Bad: He is taught this when experiencing heroin exploding in his rectum and not (due to being undead) being able to die from the lethal dose, instead having to suffer all the horrible side effects.
  • Goggles Do Nothing: Wore these when attempting the ultimate high.
  • Go Out with a Smile: He is revealed to have died in 1960s England after drilling a hole in his own head to try an achieve the ultimate high.
  • Immortal Immaturity: Since attempting the ultimate high, he has not matured a day.
  • Living Forever Is Awesome: Played with. Unlike his fellows who are angsty or just apathetic, he's actually pretty happy with his lot in death. On the other hand he envies the souls that get to pass on immediately while he has to stay behind, but this is because whatever's on the other side is better than the side he's on.
  • Mr. Fanservice: His antics frequently get him naked or half naked, treating the audience to several shots of his bottom or his Union Jack underwear, mostly played for laughs, though.
  • Only One Name: It's hard to say whether it's his first or last name.
  • Too Dumb to Live: He drilled a hole in his head to get high, with predictable results.

Betty Rhomer
"Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?"

  • Hidden Depths: Comes across as ditzy and a little shallow, but is sweet, thoughtful, and charming underneath it all.
  • Precious Photo: Betty takes a picture of every single soul that she's reaped over the years, and keeps them in carefully labelled sacks.
  • Put on a Bus: Betty leaves halfway through season one.
  • Too Dumb to Live: She jumped off of a cliff for a cheap kick, with predictable results.

Daisy Adair

     Lass Family 
Joy Lass
"My mother. She hates balloons and the word 'moist'. She considers it pornographic."
George's mother.

  • Abusive Parents: Is this the rest of the time to Reggie.
  • Doting Parent: Is this at times to Reggie (like when she begged her to let stand still so she could take a picture of her in her band uniform), who rebuffs her completely.
  • Drowning My Sorrows: Seen drinking in the middle of the day in season 1.
  • Housewife: Even after she gets divorced she doesn't go back to work.

Reggie Lass
"She's not really invisible but she might as well have been."
George's little sister.

     Happy Time 

Delores Herbig
George's boss at Happy Time.

  • Benevolent Boss: To "Millie," that is. Not to (living) George or her ilk.
    She only gives this [George's] job to people she hates.

Crystal Smith
The receptionist and "Millie"'s office rival-turned-friend, who looks eerily like a certain "toad"note  within the series.