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The main character. Until the Drama Bomb Finale.
  • The Alcoholic
  • Achey Scars: On Ethan's shoulder and caused by Rory - which has only been mentioned once and never again.
  • Byronic Hero
  • Cain and Abel: The Abel to Rory's Cain.
  • Deadpan Snarker
  • Flanderization: He began as The Ditz, but moved on to Cloud Cuckoolander. More recently, he has surpassed this, and some fans are starting to suspect he is in fact clinically insane. (This may explain why Ethan made a Heroic Sacrifice to prevent a dystopian future from happening, and the entire strip is going to be rebooted.)
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Sacrifices himself to turn off the time machine. Results in Character Death.
  • Jerk Ass: when it comes to customers and Rob due to his limited experience or ignorance of videogames.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: In spite of his flaws he truly loves his wife Lilah and at least respects his friend Lucas when he's not trying anything stupid.
  • Killed Off for Real
  • Man Child: With hints of Psychopathic Man Child.
  • Only Sane Man: Inverted. Everybody else can come across as sane when compared to him.
  • Proud to Be a Geek
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: He acts as The Red to Lucas's Blue, though ironically Ethan is dressed in Blue with Blue Eyes and his Winter-een-mas King Outfit has a Blue Cape. There is even a Cross Over Example in AdventureQuest Worlds with him acting as The Red Oni to The Hero's Blue Oni.
  • Too Dumb to Live: According to Zeke, if you run the data from Ethan's various misadventures, his life expectancy comes out negative. Negative forty.
  • Unexplained Recovery: He jumped off a second or third-story fire escape in his underwear because according to video game logic if he's lighter he'll be less injured. He lands on concrete and winds up with about two inches of bone sticking out of his arm. He goes to the hospital and is sent home the same day (in real life he'd probably have to stay for at least one night's observation) with "Paaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin killers!" and a cast. The next comic he's featured in there's no evidence he was ever injured despite having a break that would've taken months to heal (then again...) and would've at least left a nasty scar.



Ethan's gamer girlfriend and eventually widow.


Formerly known as X-Bot, Zeke was built by Ethan from an X-Box console.

The Players

Feeling that he had taken the original cast as far as he could go with, Tim Buckley announced on his blog that the strip will now feature the Players (side characters once used for violent gags) as the main cast. They consist of Player 1 (Blue), Player 2 (Red), Player 3 (Yellow) and Player 4 (Green).




Hillary Clinton

Bubba The Judge

  • Expy: of Jabba The Hutt

The Bounty Lawyer

  • Expy: of Bobba Fett

Jack Thompson

    Post-Reboot Characters 

Ethan, aka Analog

Lucas, aka D-Pad