Main Characters
Crash
Played by: Tim Lagasse
The titular, whatnot and living puppet who was created at the time of Wyatt's visit to Build-A-Bestie.- Catchphrase: "Face slam!"
- Cloudcuckoolander: Has tons of moments of showing this while being a goofball, having his delusions, sometimes uses his oddities and wacky nature to his advantage, can snark because of this, and is usually loony due to his stupidity and his usual silliness.
- The Ditz: He is quite dimwitted and can be very gullible at times.
- Dumb Muscle: Was shown to show how much strength and fighting prowess he has out of his skinny appearance.
- Fun Personified: Loves being this with Wyatt, while in his mischief or not.
- Genius Ditz: Occasionally.
- Hyperspace Wardrobe: He has a wide array of outfits and changes into them in the blink of an eye for a given gag.
- Idiot Hero: The titular protagonist who is also not so bright and is an utter idiot.
- Iron Butt Monkey: Given that he is a puppet who is prone to slapstick, he is also shown to survive tons of damage and some that would ACTUALLY destroy a puppet thanks to his durability. Sometimes to an extreme degree.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He's reckless, mischievous, a bit boorish, somewhat oafish 'n irresponsible, but he always ends up seeing the error of his ways, is loyal to Bernstein, and tries to fix things.
- Keet: Hyperactive whenever fun-loving.
- Let's Get Dangerous!: Usually bumbling at pretty much anything, but is the Idiot Hero who usually resolves things out of his impulsivity or not while being Crash.
- Literal-Minded: He hasn't been around long enough to speak figuratively or understand sarcasm, and is usually this because of his dimwitted, oddball demeanor.
- Oblivious to His Own Description: This was shown on occasion when Crash was being Crash and this was done dialog wise in the "Motorcycle Crash" episode when Crash was caught cheating at playing fish and making a problem with fighting each other with literal fish;Pesto: From now on, if you're gonna hang out with this purple punk! You can do it without me!!Bernstein: But-Crash: Well! If you're gonna hang out with that clown! You're gonna have to do it without me!!
- Plucky Comic Relief: Provides this a lot, thanks to his clownish, sometimes klutzy, and comedic demeanor.
- Terrified of Germs: In "Crashtagion", though he got over it at the end when he realized that his bubble didn't protect him from germs and how much his fear changed his personality.
- Toilet Humor: His stupidity and naivete can be a source of this (and the source of gross-out on occasion), this would be usually shown with his love for manly activities with Bernstein or not, and his on command belches count as well.
- Too Dumb to Live: Is this at times.
- Use Your Head: The action that'd he'd apply to when saying his catchphrase to people he likes being around.
Wyatt Bernstein
Played by: Cole Jensen
The titular 12-year-old boy among three sisters who wishes to have a brother and is the middle child in the Bernstein family- Born Winner
- Butt-Monkey: Can be this on occasion.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: He can build a large robot in under a day, but it's been implied a few times he doesn't do too well in school.
- Catchphrase: He doesn't have one, but he tends to say "Leave _ alone" so much it borderlines as his catchphrase.
- Global Ignorance: He thinks Czechoslovakia isn't a country. Technically though, he's right—it doesn't exist anymore.
- Deadpan Snarker: Does this in some instances because of being rational.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He can be rude, snarky, and arrogant, but he can't hold a grudge and always tries to do what's right, especially towards Crash's irresponsible nature.
- Loony Friends Improve Your Personality: Before Crash came, Wyatt seemed rather grumpy, but after Crash came he has had a lot more fun with life.
- Resentful Outnumbered Sibling: Wyatt Bernstein has three sisters and he's the only boy. He's annoyed by his sisters' behavior (Amanda is a Big Sister Bully, Cleo is a Deadpan Snarker, and Jasmine is a Bratty Half-Pint) and wishes he had a brother, but he gets his wish when he befriends Crash.
- Sibling Rivalry: Out of all his sisters, but for unknown reasons, he seems to have it out for Amanda the most.
Amanda Bernstein
Played by: Oana Gregory
One of Wyatt and Crash's three sisters and is the oldest one.- Alpha Bitch: Not even her siblings are safe from this.
- Big Sister Bully: Towards Wyatt.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Not So Above It All: One antic she takes part in is scaring people in Halloween.
- Took a Level in Dumbass: In Season 2.
Cleo Bernstein
Played by: Landry Bender
One of Wyatt and Crash's three sisters who's just as rude as Amanda.- Catchphrase: ___ by Cleoooooooo
- The Cutie
- Deadpan Snarker
- Took a Level in Jerkass: In season 2.
- Young Entrepreneur: "Cleoooooooo"
Jasmine Bernstein
Played by: Mckenna Grace
Wyatt's adorable youngest sister at the innocent age of six.Pesto
Played by: Aaron Landon
Wyatt Bernstein's recurring, best friend.- Butt-Monkey: So, so much.
- Casanova Wannabe: An affable one nonetheless.
- Likes Older Women: He is head over heels for Amanda, too bad the feeling isn't mutual
- Unlucky Everydude
Mr. Poulos
Played by: Danny Woodburn
The landlord of the Bernsteins' apartment building. Who carries around a swear jar which he swears into so that nobody can hear his profanity- Deadpan Snarker: Towards Crash's irresponsible stupidity or reacting to foolish behavior around others/etc.
- Hidden Depths:
- A couple episodes note he's an avid gamer.
- "Crashlemania" reveals he had a career as a wrestler known as the Plunger and was partners with Coach Urkhart's Cyclone.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He's often a frustrated authority figure exasperated by the antics of the kids (especially Crash), but he still helps them out from time to time.
- Large Ham: Despite his short height.
- The Napoleon: A very short man with a very short temper.
- Real Men Wear Pink: In "Monster Crash" he played Jasmine's pony game until the battery ran out
- The Swear Jar: Whenever he's very mad, he yells into his swear jar to muffle out noise.
