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For a particularly frustrating/heartbreaking form of this, see EveryYearTheyFizzleOut.


[[folder:Cities in General]]
If it gets bad enough, ''sports cities'' can become this trope, often called "cursed cities".

* In two team markets such as UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity and UsefulNotes/LosAngeles, the younger, less established teams usually end up as the Butt Monkey, always living in the shadow of the older, more established, and thus more favored team.
** In New York City, the Jets, Mets, Nets, and Islanders to the Giants, Yankees, Knicks, and Rangers, respectively.
** In Los Angeles, the Angels and Clippers to the Dodgers and Lakers, respectively.
* UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}}. Historically, most Southerners have supported their college teams better than their professional teams, since major league sports is still relatively new for much the DeepSouth[[note]]From 1966 to 1988, discounting the 5-year existence of the New Orleans Jazz in the NBA in the 1970s, Atlanta was the only major city in the Deep South east of Texas with a team in major professional leagues besides the NFL.[[/note]]. However, because of the city's notorious traffic issues, the transient status of many of the metro area's residents, and long stretches of futility by its professional teams (with only ''one'' championship in over 150 seasons of play in the Big Four), many sportswriters, usually those based up North, often brand Atlanta as "[[http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7429623/the-city-atlanta-worst-sports-town-america the worst pro sports town in America]]". Many Atlantans often attempt to refute this claim by stating that the poor ownership of its professional teams is the reason for the city's reputation as a bad sports town[[note]]And in some cases, this is true, especially with the recent debacles of Atlanta Spirit, ex-owners of the NBA's Hawks and the defunct Thrashers of the NHL[[/note]].
** The Falcons have been for most of their existence a mediocre team at best to a bad team at worst. It took the team over ''4 decades'' to attain its first consecutive winning seasons. However, under Arthur Blank's ownership, the Falcons' fortunes started to improve. From 2008 to 2012, under general manager Thomas Dimitroff, head coach Mike Smith and quarterback Matt Ryan, the Falcons were one of the NFL's more solid teams; however, they suffered from a bad case of EveryYearTheyFizzleOut, going 1-4 in the playoffs in that period. Since their 2012 NFC Championship loss, the Falcons have seemingly entered another DorkAge; however, 2014 was an off year for the ''entire'' NFC South with all four teams finishing the season with a losing record and many sportwriters labeled the 2014 NFC South as "the worst division in pro football".
** The Braves have fluctuated between very good and very bad teams throughout their long history in Boston, Milwaukee, and Atlanta. In their first 25 seasons in Atlanta, the Braves suffered through several losing seasons with only a few glimpses of success. Ted Turner bought the team during their post-Hank Aaron DorkAge in order to keep the team in Atlanta (and to keep one of his programming staples on his then-fledgling superstation [[Creator/{{TBS}} WTCG]]; Turner also bought the NBA's Hawks for the same reasons). In his early years of ownership, Turner would often stage outlandish promotions to spur attendance. Also, Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium's turf was considered the worst in the majors, being maintained by the city's street crew until the late 1980s. During the 1990s, the Braves became [[TookALevelInBadass one of the more dominant teams]] in baseball, winning 14 consecutive divisional championships[[note]]discounting the strike-shortened 1994 season, where they were 2nd in the NL East, but 1st in the NL Wild Card before the work stoppage[[/note]]; however, the team won it all only once in 1995.
** The Hawks have been equally inconsistent since their arrival in Atlanta in 1968 (prior to this, they were in St. Louis, where they won a championship in 1958[[note]]And since the franchise is waiting ever since, it's the second longest drought in the NBA, behind the Sacramento Kings franchise since 1951, when they were the Rochester Royals[[/note]]). The Hawks' first permanent arena in Atlanta, the Omni Coliseum, despite being innovative for its time, was literally a rust bucket. The arena was built with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weathering_steel weathering steel]] as part of its load bearing structure; however, the engineers who designed the arena failed to account for Altanta's humid climate, meaning the steel had rusted more than intended. The rusting had gotten so bad, holes large enough for ''people'' to crawl through appeared in the structure, leading to the Omni's demolition and replacement with Philips Arena. The Hawks' most recent ex-owners, Atlanta Spirit, had been a circus, with the group getting involved in numerous external and internal lawsuits, selling off the NHL's Thrashers to opportunistic Canadians in 2011, and between 2012 and 2014, controlling owner Bruce Levenson and GM Danny Ferry were found to have made racist comments about the black majority fanbase in Atlanta and Luol Deng, a Sudanese-born player, respectively; this occurred not too long after the NBA ousted ex-LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling for his three decades of racist behavior. The final season under Atlanta Spirit was ironically the team's best: they finished atop the Eastern Conference, and got to the Conference Finals for the first time ever. [[AntiClimax And then were swept by the Cavaliers.]]
** The city [[NeverLiveItDown lost not one, but]] '''[[NeverLiveItDown TWO]]''' NHL teams in the league's modern era, with both teams relocated to Canada. The Flames were established in 1972 and moved to Calgary in 1980 while the Thrashers first played in 1999 and moved to Winnipeg in 2011, becoming the [[InNameOnly Jets]]. Both the Flames and the Thrashers struggled with low attendance, minimal media exposure and unstable ownership during their time in Atlanta. The Flames were a modest success on the ice, making the playoffs in 6 out of their 8 seasons in Atlanta; [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut however, they never won a playoff series]]. The existence of the [[TheRival World Hockey Association]] (the Flames were established by the NHL in order to keep the WHA out of the then-newly built Omni Coliseum) as well as the bottoming out of Atlanta's real estate market in the 1970s caused then-owner Tom Cousins to bleed money on the Flames, forcing him to sell the team to Nelson Skalbania's Calgary-based consortium to avert bankruptcy.[[note]]Other sources claim that Cousins was forced out of the league by the NHL's Board of Governors when he found out that the other owners were embezzling money from the players' pension fund and threatened to expose the scheme.[[/note]] The Thrashers experienced the typical growing pains of an expansion franchise prior to the 2004-05 strike; however, the team were an absolute disaster under the Atlanta Spirit's ownership, regularly finishing in the bottom of the league and only making the playoffs once. In their lone playoff appearance in 2007, the Thrashers got immediately swept by the New York Rangers. What makes the disaster of Atlanta Spirit's ownership worse was the fact that the group [[TheyJustDidntCare never wanted to own the Thrashers]] or ''even have them as a tenant'' in Philips Arena. The group spent five years in a protracted internal legal dispute, which prevented the group from putting the Thrashers up for sale in the meantime. Aside from Atlanta Spirit's aforementioned dysfunction, True North Sports and Entertainment's desire to bring the NHL back to Winnipeg and NHL commissioner Gary Bettman's attempt to keep the Phoenix[[note]]now Arizona[[/note]] Coyotes (the ''original'' Winnipeg Jets) in Arizona more or less drove the Thrashers out of Atlanta. Further cementing the Thrashers' Butt Monkey status, Atlanta Spirit considers them an OldShame, [[{{Unperson}} erasing any and all reminders of the team]], and many hockey purists, ''especially'' Winnipeggers, say that the NHL leaving Atlanta was the best thing to happen in Bettman's tenure as commissioner. However, many Atlanta hockey fans claim that the NHL returning to Winnipeg at Atlanta's expense was a cop-out, considering that the league made almost no effort in keeping the Thrashers in Atlanta, yet made significant efforts to keep other financially struggling clubs, including the Coyotes, from moving. Despite the failures of two NHL clubs, Atlanta had more successful teams in minor leagues. The International Hockey League's Knights were a successful team in their 4 years in Atlanta in the early 90s, winning the league's championship in 1994; however, the team left after the 1995-96 season because then-Hawks owner Ted Turner wanted bring the NHL back to Atlanta (having missed the opportunity to keep the Flames in Atlanta) and the Omni Coliseum, the only large hockey-ready arena in Metro Atlanta at the time, would have to be demolished and replaced by Philips Arena, since the NHL would not allow Turner to use the Omni even as a short term arena, mostly due to the above-mentioned rusting issue. Like their NHL predecessor and successor, the Knights relocated to Canada, this time to Quebec City to fill the void left by the Nordiques' departure; however, the team ultimately folded after only two seasons in Quebec. The ECHL's Atlanta [[note]]originally Gwinnett[[/note]] Gladiators, based in the suburb of Duluth, has been successful both on and off the ice since their inception in 2003.
** In a case of EveryYearTheyFizzleOut, the WNBA's Dream are a top competitive team in their division that has great players and always made to the Playoffs as of 2013. They've won three conference championships and made it to the Finals (2010, 2011, 2013), only to get swept by the opposing team; two of them coming from the same team, the Minnesota Lynx (2011, 2013), who are one more Finals win away from creating a dynasty, while the Dream are one Finals loss away from tying with the New York Liberty (1997, 1999, 2000, 2002) as the Buffalo Bills of women's basketball.
** Georgia Tech has a well known and well respected intercollegiate athletics program in the NCAA, thus averting the trope. Atlanta's other major public university, Georgia State, not so much. Their football program, although still young and inexperienced, is TheChewToy of the FBS, with only ''one'' win in two years[[note]]with that win coming against a FCS squad by one point[[/note]] and finishing dead last two years straight in the Sun Belt Conference, the FBS' Butt Monkey conference.
* Buffalo. Home to two tortured teams, and was to another that begun to stink once leaving town (see the Clippers in the NBA folder):
** If you asked a football fan what the Buffalo Bills are most famous for, four common answers will likely be:
### They were the first team to lose four consecutive Super Bowls.
### They're the team whom the Tennessee Titans beat in the "Music City Miracle".
### They're the team that the other teams in the AFC East slaughter for two easy wins.
### In the final years of Ralph Wilson's life, they were one of the most rumored candidates for relocation to either Los Angeles, Toronto or London; however, new owner Terry Pegula, who also owns the NHL's Sabres, intends on keeping the Bills in Buffalo for the long term; one of Pegula's first actions as the new Bills' owner was to end regular season games in Toronto.
** The NHL's Sabres usually choke early in the playoffs and lost two finals in mysterious circumstances, in 1975 (where one game was played amidst fog and with a bat invading the rink) and 1999 (nicknamed [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Stanley_Cup_Finals#.22No_Goal.22 "No-Goal Game"]] in Buffalo, as they thought the triple-overtime title goal for Dallas was illegal).
** For a long time, Buffalo's only sports comfort was baseball, where the Buffalo Bisons [[[YouMakeMeSic sic]]] of the International League (a AAA-level Minor League, i.e. just below top-level, they're currently an affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays) were frequent contenders and won three IL Championships in seven years (1997, 1998,[[note]]When they lost the AAA World Series to the New Orleans Zephyrs of the Pacific Coast League; but the AAA World Series was a new thing and is widely considered to have been more of a marketing stunt, so it doesn't really "count" in the minds of a lot of fans.[[/note]] and 2004). However, even that is gone; [[DorkAge they haven't even qualified for the postseason since 2005]].
* UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}}, Cleveland, '''Cleveland.''' There's the Indians ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series#Game_7 '97 World Series]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_American_League_Division_Series#Cleveland_vs._Boston '99 ALDS]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_American_League_Championship_Series '07 ALCS]]), the Cavaliers ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shot The Shot]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decision_(TV_special) The "Decision"/Betrayal]]), and '''especially''' the Browns (let's see, there's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Right_88 Red Right 88]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drive The Drive]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fumble The Fumble]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Move_(American_football) The Move]]...) The last time the city's had a championship to celebrate: ''1964''. There's a reason {{ESPN}} called it [[http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=tortured/cleveland the most tortured sports city in America]]. A common joke is to take a random city in Ohio and ask why they don't have a pro football team (or basketball team, or baseball team), then answer "because then Cleveland would want one too." Although Cincinnati DOES have a baseball and football team, and Columbus (the state's capital) has a hockey team.
** The Cavaliers just ''barely'' managed to avoid officially becoming the worst franchise in professional sports history... by stopping one game short of the 27 consecutive losses needed to go on to full EpicFail glory. Instead, they get to share the 26-game record with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Bucs were a brand new expansion team with few players who were actually NFL-worthy when they had that losing streak. The Cavs, who'd been in the NBA for 40 years during their streak, have no such excuse. Either way, the 2010-11 team still holds the worst losing streak in NBA history, a record it took from the ''1981 through 1983'' Cavaliers. Yes, two seasons. Those '81-'83 Cavaliers were owned by a man so incompetent the NBA ''passed a rule'' to prevent other owners from constantly taking advantage of him during trades.
*** [=LeBron=] James got the Cavaliers to two NBA Finals, both times with the adversary clinching the title in Ohio (that's right: just to twist the knife onto the perennially tortured Cleveland Sports Fanbase, they had to witness the Larry O'Brien trophy presented in the Quicken Loans Arena to ''their opponents''.... TWICE! ):
**** The Spurs ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill swept]]'' the Cavs in 2007. (Then again, [=LeBron's=] best teammates were Zydraunas Ilgauskas, Drew Gooden, and Anderson Varejao. Winning a title would have been astronomically hard, particularly against the Duncan-Ginobili-Parker triumvirate)
**** In 2015 [=LeBron=] and the Cavs managed a 2-1 lead on the Golden State Warriors despite before losing the following three games to ensure the Cleveland curse lasted one year longer. (To be fair, [=LeBron=]'s [[DwindlingParty best co-stars were one by one taken down by injury]]. Likewise, the Cavs were worn down physically due to the fact that the Dubs had a MUCH deeper roster - In fact, the Finals MVP would turn out to be the Warriors' Andre Iguodala, who started '''0''' games in the regular season! - and that [=LeBron=] was given a CRAPTON of minutes and had to single-handedly carry the team; mind you, he still played extremely well, scoring 40+ points in multiple games. Then again, when your best healthy teammates are JR Smith, Timofey Mozgov, and Tristan Thompson, you'd have to play '''EXTRA HARD''' just so your team can have a chance in the Finals.)
** And adding further insult to the Browns' injury: Because they're in the same division (AFC North), every year they have to travel to the Cincinnati Bengals, who play in Paul Brown Stadium (Yes, the ''namesake'' of the Cleveland team has his name on the stadium of a cross-state division rival), and the UsefulNotes/{{Baltimore}} Ravens—the original Browns franchise that packed up and moved in 1996, TookALevelInBadass and went on to win two Super Bowls, while the only way the Browns can ever go to the Super Bowl is to buy tickets. And, just to pile it on, their final divisional opponent is the Pittsburgh Steelers, a team that's won the Super Bowl six times and is based in a city with which Cleveland (as a city) has a typical neighborly rivalry (they're about 100 miles apart and their spheres of influence collide somewhere between Akron and Youngstown).
** The ultimate ButtMonkey in baseball has to be the 1899 Cleveland Spiders. Their owners had bought the UsefulNotes/StLouis Browns but kept ownership of the Spiders (something illegal today) and transferred most of the good players from Cleveland to the newly-renamed St. Louis Perfectos. They only won 20 games out of 154—''35 games'' behind the next-to-last place UsefulNotes/{{Washington|DC}} Senators, giving them a winning percentage of .130, baseball's worst and one of two seasons below .200 (the 1890 Pittsburgh Pirates being the other). Maybe the saddest part about the Spiders is that they actually were a decent team before this travesty, being home to Hall of Famer and pitching award namesake Cy Young and even winning the World Series in 1895, only for them to fold a few years later because their own owners pillaged their roster of all its decent players and left the team as an unwatchable husk[[note]](''So'' unwatchable, in fact, that nobody in Cleveland even wanted to go to the games, so the team had to play the entire second half on the road. Newspapers even nicknamed them the "Wanderers" and "Exiles".)[[/note]].
* [[UsefulNotes/OtherAustralianTownsAndCities Gold Coast]]. Despite Queensland being a state for rugby, the Gold Coast Titans have had only two seasons with more wins than losses. However, it's nothing compared to their predecessors, the Gold Coast Chargers ([[IHaveManyNames a.k.a. the Giants, the Seagulls and the Gladiators]]), with their most successful season having a point difference of -28 and their worst having a difference of ''-365''. Multiple teams have folded, most abysmal: The Rollers and the Blaze in basketball, the (admittedly successful if short-lived) Cougars in baseball, the Blue Tongues (after moving from Brisbane) in ice hockey, and in football, Gold Coast United, which had virtually no attendance from fans (they were replaced by the Western Sydney Wanderers, who became a success story for the expansion of the A-League).
* UsefulNotes/KansasCity, as detailed [[http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/10232371/kansas-city-sports-agony here]]. As the article linked states, "Cleveland has earned national renown for being Heartbreak City. By comparison, the plight of the Kansas City sports fan is almost ignored. We suffer in silence. But man, have we suffered." Like Seattle, their soccer team, Sporting Kansas City, is one of the best of the MLS. But in the Big Four...
** The city's last title was a World Series by the Royals in 1985. The Royals then [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_franchise_postseason_droughts#Longest_postseason_droughts_in_the_expanded-postseason_era spent nearly 30 years without qualifying for the playoffs,]] only returning with a wild card berth in 2014.
*** The Athletics' stint in Kansas City (1955-67) was one of most futile stretches in MLB history. They finished all 13 seasons below .500, and in the 50s they essentially functioned [[http://www.baseball-almanac.com/corner/c042001b.shtml as a farm team for the New York Yankees]].
*** The Royals' AL Wild Card win broke the longest streak without playoff wins among cities with at least two teams: 20 years (every since a Chiefs win in 1994), 15 years longer than second place San Diego. Then the Royals made it back to the World Series...[[DownerEnding which they lost in game 7. At home.]]
** The Chiefs won a Super Bowl in 1970 and nothing else since. Apart from a tradition of getting trampled in the playoffs, the Chiefs have also had a notable lack of successful quarterbacks. The last QB to win a playoff game for the Chiefs? Joe Montana, who at the time, was in the twilight years of his career. [[note]] Additionally, 49ers fans constantly poke fun at the Chiefs, calling them "the Team Where Niner Quarterbacks go to die". Apart from washed-up 49ers legend Joe Montana, the Chiefs also started former 49ers QB's Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Steve Bono, and Alex Smith (the Chiefs' current Starter). [[/note]]
** The indoor teams left town: the NHL's Scouts moved first to Colorado, then to New Jersey and the NBA's Kings went to Sacramento.
*** The Scouts' ''awful'' records in their two seasons [[note]]15-54-11 and 12–56–12[[/note]] were one of the major reasons that the 1974 NHL expansion was widely seen as having been a mistake. Unsurprisingly, the Devils tend to not mention their past as the Scouts (or the Rockies, for that matter).
*** The Kansas City [=/=] Kansas City-Omaha Kings were actually decent in their first few years, even making the Western Conference finals. However, a series of bad luck incidents prevented the team from building on its success: the Cleveland Cavaliers lured their best players away and the general manager was fired in a bizarre scandal in which he was found to be reusing marked postage stamps. The roof caved in on the Kings -- both figuratively ''and'' literally. Part of the roof fell in at the Kemper Arena because of a severe storm, forcing the team to play most of the 1979–80 season at a much smaller one. The ownership group sold the team to Sacramento interests for just $11 million, probably relieved to get rid of them.
*** Adding further insult to the indoor plight, Kansas City has [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_Center a state-of-the-art arena ready]], but both leagues are unwilling to expand, and trying to relocate teams also didn't work.
* In a metropolitan area case, [[UsefulNotes/TwinCities Minneapolis-St. Paul]], aside from the WNBA's Lynx.
** NFL: The Vikings have the same 0-4 Super Bowl record of the Bills. The [[http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/01/28/9-reasons-the-vikings-havent-won-a-super-bowl/ crushing playoff defeats]] and boneheaded off-field moments (building the Cowboys dynasty through [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herschel_Walker_trade a trade]], the Metrodome ceiling collapse) make it even more painful.
** MLB: The Twins have the most recent Minnesota title in the Big Four... in ''1991''. And afterwards they spent eleven years off the postseason, and 2002 was the only return to the playoffs out of six where they won a round. In 2001, the Twins were one of two teams, the other being the then-league owned Montreal Expos, slated for contraction; however, the Minnesota state government forced the Twins to fulfill their obligations with the Metrodome, delaying contraction to 2006 at the earliest. However, contraction never came to fruition, as the Expos moved to Washington, DC to became the Nationals in 2005 while the Twins remained in Minnesota, eventually getting a new ballpark in 2010.
** NBA: After the Lakers moved to Los Angeles, nearly 40 years later basketball returned with the Timberwolves in 1989. The team's only good seasons were from 1996 to 2004 with Kevin Garnett, who only pushed them as far as the division finals. And after Garnett left in 2007, the T-Wolves have been in the cellar, even with Kevin Love becoming an all-star.
** NHL: Despite the state's love for hockey, both teams could be considered MinnesotaNice, as in fun but harmless. The North Stars did manage two Cinderella runs to the finals (losing 1981 to the Islanders dynasty and 1991 to Mario Lemieux's Penguins) - until poor attendance, a decaying arena with no deals for a new one, and owner Norm Green's law problems led him to move the team to Texas in 1993. And the Dallas Stars managed to win UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup in 1999, ensuring Green remains reviled in Minnesota. The state got a new team in 2000 after building an arena in St. Paul, the Wild. Who had a few surprising runs but are usually ineffective.
* UsefulNotes/{{Oakland}}. In the Bay Area, if UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco is considered the eldest child and San Jose is the youngest child, then Oakland would be the oft-neglected middle child.
** The Oakland Coliseum is considered to be one of the worst stadiums currently used by a professional team; it is the only stadium still shared between a NFL team and a MLB team, and the plumbing within the stadium is severely outdated, with sewage problems occurring even when the stadium is not hosting events. Unlike many multipurpose stadiums, the Coliseum uses grass instead of artificial turf, meaning the Athletics have to play on a field abused by football cleats late in the baseball season, and the Raiders have to play on dirt early in the football season. The "Mount Davis" grandstand has became something of a white elephant of late, as both the Athletics since 2006 and the Raiders since 2013 have tarped off the entire upper section of Mount Davis.
** In their early years, the Raiders were a very competitive team under late owner Al Davis, and Davis was known for being bold and controversial as a owner/general manager. However, towards the end of Davis' life, the team became something of a joke. Since 2002, the team went through ''seven'' head coaches and has finished no higher than third in the AFC West, finishing each season at or below .500. Since Al Davis' passing, there have been rumors that the Raiders could either return to Los Angeles or move to San Antonio, despite neither city having a stadium built to NFL standards.
** While the Athletics have been fairly competitive in their time in Oakland, their Butt Monkey status lies primarily with the Coliseum, where they have played since moving to Oakland in 1968. Aside from the stadium's aforementioned issues, the stadium's baseball configuration has the largest amount of foul territory in the majors, even by the standards of 1960s[=/=]70s-era multipurpose stadiums, meaning that foul balls which would end up in the seats and out of play at another ballpark can, and often will, be caught for an out; also, this puts fans sitting in the lower bowl further away from the action. Many Athletics fans hate the Mount Davis grandstand, which was constructed in the mid-1990s to lure the Raiders back to Oakland; Mount Davis took away the picturesque view of the Oakland hills which served as the backdrop for Athletics' games. The Athletics have tried to move out of the Coliseum and into their own ballpark either in Santa Clara, San Jose or Fremont; however, the San Francisco Giants claim territorial rights on those cities and they refuse to cede any of them to the Athletics.
** The Golden State Warriors (who have played in Oakland since 1971, but expect to return to San Francisco by the end of TheNewTens) [[http://grantland.com/features/how-annoy-fan-base-60-easy-steps/ have suffered a lot]] since the mid-seventies, after a DarkHorseVictory in 1975 and two good seasons that followed. Despite bright moments ([[http://www.nba.com/playoffs2005/floyd_050503.html the Sleepy Floyd game]], Chris Mullin\the "Run TMC" era, taking down the Mavericks as an 8 seed), management was always screwing the team, be it for turning into a contender or keeping it competitive (Of particular notoriety was the ownership regime (1997-2010) of Chris Cohan, which was well known for a TERRIBLE front office and a relative lack of spending). After a revamp in 2012 (started by high-spending new owners Joe Lacob and Peter Guber, maintained by an excellent front office led by Bay Area native Bob Myers, and starring the hot-shooting "Splash Brothers": Steph Curry and Klay Thompson), the Warriors are again one of the strongest teams in the NBA, but they still need to overcome the fierce competition in the Western Conference to think about a fourth title. They managed to do so in 2015, marking a final between two teams in this page and with droughts of 4 decades: Warriors (last in 1975) and Cavaliers (never won since starting in 1970). And both team's share of bad luck continued to show in this decisive series - the Cavs lost Kyrie Irving to injury on Game 1, while the Dubs managed to ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD636Nsmy3s miss a dunk]]'' in Game 2. Eventually the Warriors overcame a 2-1 deficit to take it all in six games, finally earning the title which a long-suffering fanbase deserved. It helps to know that the core of this Championship team is relatively young; this may ensure that the Warriors would bring more championships to the Bay Area in the long run, ridding the Dubs of their Butt Monkey status.
*** Two of the main reasons why the Warriors suffered a lot between 1975 and 2015 were their [[GlassCannon terrible defense]] and relative lack of reliable big-men. Even during their best years (Run TMC, We Believe), the Dubs' offense built large leads in many games...only for the Warriors' crappy defenses to squander the lead and gift the Dubs either a VERY slim victory or a heartbreaking loss. Some may argue that the Dubs' frequently used strategies that involved a [[FragileSpeedster LOT of scoring and fast break plays led to the lack of defense]] (and, subsequently, the lack of concrete success). Likewise, Golden State, for the most part, didn't have a great center/big-man since the departure of Nate Thurmond; it wouldn't surprise Dubs fans to see guys like Alton Lister (Made famous for getting dunked on and taunted by Shawn Kemp), Billy Owens, Erick Dampier, Adonal Foyle, and Andris Biedrins man the middle. Thankfully, the Lacob/Splash Brothers-era renaissance seems to have taken care of some of these problems. For example, Coach Mark Jackson helped foster a culture of tough, effective defense with the Warriors (said defensive efficiency was retained by his successor, Steve Kerr). Likewise, the Dubs acquired noted defensive big Andrew Bogut and drafted center Festus Ezeli in 2012; while the two aren't exactly on par with, say, Anthony Davis or Marc Gasol, their defense and strength in the paint has been enough to ensure that the Warriors weren't easily pushed around beneath the basket. The Dubs' defensive renaissance has also been helped by the acquisition and development of great defenders, such as Draymond Green and Andre Iguodala. It helps to note that the 2015 Championship wasn't won solely by the Dubs' scintillating offense; their excellent defense, a far cry from the crap defenses of the Don Nelson/Small Ball era, was their key to winning the title. [[note]] [[LightningBruiser While the Dubs were ranked 2nd in the NBA with regards to Offensive efficiency, they ranked 1ST in DEFENSIVE EFFICIENCY! And they were also the fastest-paced team in the NBA!]] [[/note]]
** Many of the NHL's 1960s[=/=]70's era expansion teams have struggled in their early years, but among the first six, the Oakland[=/=]California (Golden) Seals were the least successful team. The team struggled both on the ice and at the box office; as a result, the franchise lasted only 11 years ''total'' with the first 9 in Oakland, and the last two in the fellow Butt Monkey city of Cleveland (as the Barons), before the franchise was absorbed into another struggling team, the Minnesota North Stars, in 1978.
* UsefulNotes/{{Philadelphia}}. Four major sporting franchises, four Butt Monkey teams.
** Veterans Stadium, home of the Phillies and the Eagles from the 1970s until the early 2000s, was arguably the most notorious stadium of the "cookie cutter" era. The stadium's artificial turf was so bad, it ended the careers of two (opposing) players. Also, the stadium was infamous for its fans who sat in the 700-section; Eagles fans as well as Phillies fans in general were so rowdy in that era, the city of Philadelphia had to install a court and jail within The Vet. (The judge of the "Eagles Court," Seamus P. [=McCaffrey=] leveraged the recognition he got from that into a run for the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, where he now sits as a Justice--and is facing an FBI investigation over alleged violations of ethics rules.)
** Baseball's Phillies once held the professional sports record for the most consecutive seasons without winning at least half of their games (finally eclipsed by the cross-state rival Pittsburgh Pirates in 2010), and also once held the record for the longest championship drought (they went 97 years from their inception to their first championship; that record was eclipsed by the Cubs in 2006), and became the first professional sports franchise to amass a total of 10,000 losses (since joined in that regard by the UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}} Braves and UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}} Cubs). Despite this, they ''were'' one of baseball's best teams in the late 2000s, even breaking [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Billy_Penn Philly's 24 year title drought]], though they've reverted back to their losing ways since then.
** The Eagles last won a title in [[TheSixties 1960,]] seven years before the first Super Bowl. Keep in mind that despite the success they've had in the '00s, they are the only team in the NFC East division to have ''not'' won a Super Bowl [[note]]they lost XV against the Oakland Raiders and XXXIX against the New England Patriots[[/note]]. The fact that every other team has won at least three Super Bowls doesn't help (yes, even the Redskins).
** The Flyers may have been the most feared team in the NHL (if not the world) during their two Stanley Cup-winning seasons in 1973-74 and 1974-75, but they've had little to cheer about since then aside from becoming only the fourth team in North America to bounce back from a 3-0 deficit in a best-of-seven series (against the Boston Bruins in 2010) - they've been back to the Stanley Cup final series six times (1976, 1980, 1985, 1987, 1997, and 2010) and have lost every single time. Of these, 1976 and 1997 were particularly embarrassing slapdown sweeps (against the Montreal Canadiens[[note]]Who, at the time, were in the midst of a full-on dynasty[[/note]] and the Detroit Red Wings[[note]]Who were coming off a 42-year drought that was about to turn into a semi-dynasty[[/note]] respectively), and 1987 a heartbreaking series that went to seven games against Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky's Oilers.
** The Philadelphia 76ers used to own the worst record in NBA history back in the 1972-73 season. In that season, the 76ers somehow accumulated only ''nine'' victories to go with their ''73'' losses. Not even the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls (considered the ''best team in NBA history'') could make a complete contrast from that, as they won 72 games and lost 10. Eventually, they did win a championship in the 1980s, but that record still haunted the team for quite some time now. The 2013-14 team, widely considered a [[http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nba-bag-volume-2-10-steps-to-tanking-perfection/ "built for tanking" squad]] that tied the Cavs' 26 losses record streak, pushes the ante further.
* Phoenix has victorious teams in arena football (Arizona Rattlers) and WNBA (Phoenix Mercury). In the big four, the only title ever is the 2001 World Series by the Arizona Diamondbacks, who have had only three playoff appearances and one series win ever since. The Suns are the team with the highest winning percentage to have never won an NBA championship (two lost finals, seven lost Western finals). The Cardinals have the longest NFL title drought (since '''1947''', back in their original city of Chicago), and despite Arizona featuring their best seasons - a playoff win in 1998, a Super Bowl run in 2009 where the Cards almost pulled an upset before the Steelers scored a touchdown in the last play - it's mostly long stretches of futility. Finally, the Coyotes did manage many playoff appearances and a good run in 2012 (winning their division and going all the way to the conference finals), but are mostly known as a franchise always threatened to be relocated.
* San Diego. It's the largest major metropolitan area in the U.S. never to have won one of the four modern major professional sports championships (though the fact that the city only has teams for two of the four sports doesn't help) and both their football and baseball teams have come close only to be crushed in agonizing defeat. The Chargers did win a championship, but that was in 1963, when they were in the old American Football League. The AFL and NFL merged in 1970, and the Chargers have not won a championship since.
** Not helping matters for the Chargers is their quarterbacks; Eli Manning, the younger brother of Peyton Manning, and the No. 1 draft pick for 2004, spurned them (with his father Archie Manning referring to Chargers general manager A.J. Smith as "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings The Lord of No Rings]]"), and was traded to the New York Giants, where he would win two Super Bowls. Next, there's Drew Brees, who was released in 2005 and joined the New Orleans Saints in the 2006 season, where he would win Super Bowl XLIV, and set several passing records. Instead, the Chargers got Ryan Leaf, who would go on to become arguably the biggest draft bust in NFL history.
*** There's the blessing that Phillip Rivers (drafted in 2004 with the pick they got from the Giants for trading Eli) was actually a pretty good quarterback. The curse? He (along with the Chargers) have gained a reputation for choking in the playoffs.
*** If there's anything that'll make Charger fans cry, it's the fact that their in-state rivals, the San Francisco 49ers and the hated Oakland Raiders, have won Super Bowls [[note]] The Niners won Super Bowls XVI, XIX, XXIII, XXIV, and XXIX, and the Raiders won XI, XV, and XVIII [[/note]], while the Chargers haven't won a single one. The one time they did get into the Super Bowl (Super Bowl XXIX), they got [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill DESTROYED]], 26-49, by the San Francisco 49ers. [[note]] It is, however, noted that the 49ers at that time were a [[TheAce perennial powerhouse]] that boasted of Steve Young, Jerry Rice, Deion Sanders, John Taylor, Bryant Young, Rickey Jackson, Merton Hanks etc., while the Chargers were an unexpected playoff contender who upset the favored Miami Dolphins and Pittsburgh Stealers in the AFC playoffs with the strong and spirited play of Junior Seau, Stan Humphries, Natrone Means, and Mark Seay. It is also noted that the Niners crushed the Bolts, 38-15, in the regular season. [[/note]]. They haven't gone back since, despite the presence of talented players such as Philip Rivers, Ladainian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates, Shawne Merriman, and Eric Weddle.
*** Creepy fact: 8 players [[note]]David Griggs, Rodney Culver, Doug Miller, Chris Mims, Curtis Whitley, Lewis Bush, Shawn Lee, Junior Seau[[/note]] who were part of that Chargers team in Super Bowl XXIX [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXIX#Notable_deaths_from_1994_Chargers_Team died before the age of 45]]. This has lead people to believe that the Chargers' Super Bowl XXIX team has been cursed.
** Their pro soccer team, the Sockers, were a formidable force in the 1970s and early 1980s. Why MLS never awarded a franchise to San Diego is baffling, to say the least! (California instead got a team in Los Angeles and one in San Jose)
*** Likely because, at the time, what is now Qualcomm Stadium was already being used by the Padres over the summer. Three different sports using the same venue in September would've been too much.
** San Diego lost not one, but two NBA teams. Both the Rockets, a 1967 expansion team, and the Clippers, the relocated Buffalo Braves, struggled both on and off the court during their short tenures in San Diego. The Rockets moved to Houston while the Clippers moved to Los Angeles; while the Rockets became a fairly competitive squad in Houston, the Clippers continued to be the NBA's biggest joke, as detailed in the NBA section below. Also, without a modern arena, the NBA won't be looking to return to San Diego anytime soon.
* UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}}. What with the Sonics being stolen and relocated to Oklahoma City (with the blessing of then-NBA commissioner David Stern no less, despite the move being a breach of contract), and the Mariners losing superstars whenever they hit free agency. Although, the ButtMonkey status is being redeemed somewhat by the success of the rebooted Seattle Sounders FC MLS team, and the WNBA's Storm has been successful as well.
** The Seattle Pilots lasted only '''one''' season before going bankrupt and moving to Milwaukee, making them the shortest lived professional team in the modern era of the Big Four. The reason for the Pilots' short life: after the Athletics left Kansas City for Oakland in 1968, Missouri Senator Stuart Symington threatened to revoke Major League Baseball's antitrust exemption if they didn't return to Kansas City. MLB intended to enfranchise the Pilots and Royals in 1971; however, due to pressure from Senator Symington and the American League not wanting an odd number of teams, MLB was forced to activate the Pilots in 1969 before the city of Seattle was even remotely ready to accommodate the team, playing in the less than Major League adequate Sick's Stadium. Major League Baseball would eventually return to Seattle in 1977 with the Mariners after the city sued the American League for breach of contract with the Pilots' move to Milwaukee. In true Butt Monkey fashion, the Mariners struggled; the team did not attain its first winning season until 1991, 15 seasons after their inception, and the team hasn't made the postseason since the 2001 season. The Mariners' first home, the Kingdome, was considered one of the worst venues in professional sports. Its roof in particular proved to be problematic for the relatively short lifetime of the stadium; the roof would often leak water, which eventually resulted in several acoustic tiles falling from the ceiling in July of 1994. This, along with two workers dying during the repair of the ceiling, led to the Kingdome's eventual demolition and replacement with Safeco Field for the Mariners and [=CenturyLink=] Field for the Seahawks, with the latter built on the footprint of the Kingdome.
** For most of their existence, the Seahawks were not a good team. In their first appearance in the SuperBowl, they got shorted, only to be the OpposingSportsTeam to the UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}} Steelers in the eyes of the fans, media, and yes even the officials.[[note]]To this day, that Super Bowl has led to referees being accused of preferential treatment toward Piitsburgh in ''every'' game, regardless of whether the calls actually went their way in a given game.[[/note]] However, in recent seasons, the Seahawks have redeemed themselves by having one of the most passionate and loudest fanbases in the NFL, making [=CenturyLink=] Field one of the hardest places to play in as a road team, and the Seahawks ''[[CurbStompBattle utterly dominated]]'' Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII (despite the Broncos having the league's statistically best offense and being favored by the Vegas oddsmakers to win in a close game), bringing Seattle its first Big Four championship in nearly 35 years. A return to the Super Bowl also happened. [[YankTheDogsChain Where the Seahawks lost to the Patriots despite leading frequently and having a chance for a last-minute comeback. Ending with an interception on what's widely considered the worst play call in Super Bowl history.]]
* Tampa Bay. While two of their three major sports franchises - the football Buccaneers, the hockey Lightning - have won a national championship within the last 10 years and the third - the baseball Rays - has played in a World Series and been a recent high-caliber contender, the teams overall have been miserable throughout most of their (brief) history. The only reason Tampa's not on par with long-suffering communities like Cleveland and Philadelphia or even Atlanta is due to Tampa being a relative newcomer (1976 onward) to pro sports.
** The Buccaneers were notoriously one of the biggest ButtMonkey teams in the [=NFL=]. The inaugural season was so bad (0-14) that the losing streak carried over into the second season (2-12) for a massive 26-game losing streak. And don't even get started on the nightmare that was the entire 1980s decade (blown draft selections, whiffing on Bo Jackson, wasting talent like Steve Young and Vinny Testaverde...). It wasn't until Tony Dungy turning things around in the 1990s and Jon Gruden winning the Super Bowl before fans believed the worst was over. And then Gruden got fired in 2008 and the team's gone back to being a disaster again.
** The Lightning is a slight aversion in that they're a successful team, but inconsistently reaching the playoffs and rarely doing well when they get there. Other than the Stanley Cup season of 2004, the finals in 2015 (even building a 2-1 lead before the Blackhawks won three and got the Cup), and a conference final in 2011.
** The Rays started off as the Devil Rays playing for a penny-pinching owner who alienated the local business community and mismanaged the team. It didn't help that the team's attempts at jersey designs and colors looked like eyesores for the first eight years. It wasn't until they dropped the Devil from the name and got smarter ownership that the team turned it around in 2008 to become the model mid-market franchise (small payroll but big results) of the last six years. Problem is, they still play in one of the least-liked indoor stadiums left in pro baseball in a part of the Tampa Bay market (downtown St. Pete) that can be almost impossible to drive to for most game days.
** The most successful pro franchise in Tampa Bay is the ''Arena Football'' team, the Storm.
** Their MLS team, the Mutiny, was the first team to be the best of the regular season. Yet they lasted only five years. (the current soccer team, the Tampa Bay Rowdies of the NASL, won the league in 2012 but has struggled ever since)
** And let's not talk too much about the poor University of South Florida's college football and basketball programs. ''Especially'' their football team, who loves their "signature" wins, but can't keep it together in conference play. Perfect example: 2007. After beating the likes of Auburn and West Virginia (among others), they ended up #2 in the AP poll before losing their next three conference games.
* UsefulNotes/{{Toronto}}. The Maple Leafs kept out of the playoffs for 7 seasons after the 2004 NHL lockout (and have the longest current Stanley Cup drought of any team), the Blue Jays are [[SoOkayItsAverage forever 81-81]] and [[AlwaysABiggerFish dwarfed by the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees]] in the AL East (they had no playoff appearances between the World Series titles in 1992-3 and an AL East title in 2015), and as for the Toronto Raptors … [[TheChewToy do we even need to say it?]] Add Toronto FC being the only team that never qualified for the MLS playoffs (though it has won the Canadian Championship, which is only contested by 3 to 5 participants), and only the UsefulNotes/CanadianFootballLeague has seen Toronto winning something in the last 20 years.
* UsefulNotes/{{Vancouver}}. Considering the city of Vancouver is also something of a ButtMonkey in the media, there's no surprise.
** The Vancouver Grizzlies had a mercifully short existence in the NBA, in which they won the first two games in franchise history and it was all downhill from there, with two losing streaks in their first season and no season in which they came close to a winning record or any hope for the playoffs. In fact, in the NBA's first lockout season, the team ended up getting only ''8 wins'' in that season.[[note]]Thankfully for them, ''that'' lockout had only 50 games as opposed to the more recent 66-game lockout season. That meant they didn't grab the worst record in NBA history.[[/note]]. To add insult to injury, a few years after the team moved to Memphis, they became a perennial playoff team.
** The Vancouver Canucks are one of two Canadian teams left in the NHL not to have won a Stanley Cup. The Canucks of the 1980s were particularly bad. The Canucks didn't have a .500 season from 1975-76 to 1991-92 (though reaching the Stanley Cup final in 1982, [[CurbStompBattle getting soundly thrashed by defending champions New York Islanders]]), and from 1984-85 to 1991-92, the Canucks won more than 30 games (out of 80) just once. The Canucks also became Wayne Gretzky's favourite team to play against, so much so that he recorded more goals against Vancouver than any other franchise. It got so bad that coach Harry Neale cracked, "Last year we couldn't win at home. This year we can't win on the road. My failure as a coach is not be able to find a place to play." Nowadays, they've gone from being bad to having an tendency to disappoint their loyal fans by setting new record lows in playoffs ranging from being the only Presidents' Trophy team to win only one playoff game in the first round, to managing to lose the Stanley Cup finals to the Boston Bruins despite having a two-game lead in the series.
** The MLS' Vancouver Whitecaps are so far the only Canadian team to qualify more than once for the knockouts, with two appearances followed by a defeat in the preliminary round. They were also runner-up in three straight Canadian championships. And their best player defected to play in Mexico. By contrast, [[LegacyCharacter the previous two teams with the moniker]] had some success, winning the NASL in 1979 and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver_Whitecaps_(1986%E2%80%932010)#Honours various Canadian and USL tournaments]].
* UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC: Four sports. Four teams. Four disappointments. Washington fans can get passionate, but it's still hard going in the Nation's Capital.
** In Washington's favorite sport, baseball, we have the Nationals, who are...actually pretty decent right now, especially considering that they ''used'' to be the Montreal Expos (for which see Major League Baseball, below). However, for their first ten years or so in DC, the Nats sucked just as hard as they had before they moved, leading to the joke: "First in war. First in peace. Last in the National League." This was itself a revival of an old joke (except with "American" in place of "National")[[note]]Both jokes are references to "Light Horse Harry" Lee's eulogy for George Washington: "First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen."[[/note]] about the even-more-hapless Washington Senators, which had sucked in both of their incarnations (which became the Minnesota Twins and Texas Rangers) and only won one World Series (1924) between them--and rarely even won the AL pennant.
** Also faced with repeated futility are the NFL's Washington Redskins. Sure, they had those three Super Bowl rings, but that was over two decades ago. And the suck has gotten worse ever since such as drafting a Heisman-winning quarterback (Robert Griffin III) who [[FragileSpeedster apparently has knees made of papier-mâché]].
** Washington Wizards (NBA): Have not won two playoff series since the 1970s. And they had ''Michael Jordan'' (who was, admittedly, well past his prime) for a few years in the early 2000s.
** Washington Capitals (NHL): Consistently mediocre, despite having one of the best scorers in the league in Alex Ovechkin. This alone is enough to damn them, really. Only once made it to the Finals in 1998 where they had the pleasure of getting swept by the powerhouse Detroit Red Wings. Let's not forget the fact that they have earned the dubious honor of owning the worst overall record in league history where ''[[EpicFail they went 8-67-5]]'' during their inaugural season of 1974-75. And then comes the fact [[http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-storied-tradition-of-capitals-collapses/ they blow 2-0 or 3-1 leads in a regular basis]], with the 2015 one - led conference semifinals 3-1, then lost the following three to their ArchEnemy, the Rangers, with Games 5 and 7 decided on overtime - reaching all-new levels in futility\heartbreak.
*** To make matters worse, Game 7 was the same day the aforementioned Wizards lost in Atlanta, only for two days later to be eliminated by the Hawks ''at home'' with Paul Pierce having his game tying, series saving, last second three point shot waved off because he didn't get it off before the buzzer. [[HumiliationConga It was a bad week for Washington.]]
** From 1998 through summer 2015, twenty-one cities have had teams reach conference championships in each of the four major pro sports in the US (NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB). How many of those teams were from Washington? '''Zero.''' [[http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/the-loss-generation/2015/04/13/4809d8e8-e143-11e4-905f-cc896d379a32_story.html An entire generation has grown up in DC with no championships.]] (only soccer fans have had happy moments, as D.C. United is one of the most successful squads in the MLS)

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* [[TheBeautifulGame Soccer]] example: in Brazil, a common saying is "There are things that only happen with [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botafogo_de_Futebol_e_Regatas Botafogo]]". In the 1940s, despite good players only won the state championship once. In the 1960s, they had one of the top teams and players in Garrincha, but [[TheAce Pelé's]] [[OvershadowedByAwesome Santos was contemporary]]. They had a 21-year drought of titles starting in 1968, and 5 years later even had to sell their stadium. Despite a minor resurgence in the mid-90s, with a Brazilian championship and a South American tournament, in 2002 Botafogo was relegated, and upon its return to top level in 2004 nearly fell again. Ten years later, Botafogo begun 2014 in the CopaLibertadores and ended with their second relegation, amidst a sea of debts to the Union among other problems.
** Another just as tragic example is Atlético-MG. The first Brazilian champion in 1971 (before a confederation RetCon to turn two previous tournaments official as well), but plagued with [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut good-but-unlucky]] or downright atrocious teams ever since, to the point that [[ThrowTheDogABone until winning the]] UsefulNotes/CopaLibertadores in 2013, the only big titles were defunct second-level South American tournaments. Standout moments include a lossless runner-up campaign (losing the final game on penalties ''at home''), losing a Libertadores playoff because of too many expelled players, a relegation in 2005, finishing the 2009 tournament 9th after frequently being in the top positions, and despite leading for 15 straight rounds in 2012 only ending as second. Add that his inter-city rival Cruzeiro won plenty of titles, frequently [[CurbStompBattle gives crushing defeats on]] Atlético, and has supporters obsessed in displaying their superiority... (even if it borders on hypocrisy at times, such as when dissing Atlético's Libertadores title when Cruzeiro hadn't won a big title since 2003, or Atlético's 2014 Brazil Cup title ''over Cruzeiro'')
* For sports as a rule, if you cause a foul-up in a notable tournament that causes your team to lose (and be potentially removed as a result, depending on where you are) or look significantly worse, you will be this for years on end, partly down to NeverLiveItDown. Examples include Rob Green for England in the 2010 FIFAWorldCup- he's not been able to find a good team for a while since.
* The Maldives national soccer team's record in 1998, the first time they entered TheWorldCup qualifiers: Played 6, Won 0, Tied 0, Lost 6, Scored 0, Conceded 59 — including a [[CurbStompBattle 17-0 defeat]] at the hands of Iran. Guess if you can't be the champions, you might as well be the plucky amateurs who set the record for the worst ever World Cup qualifying run.
* Among the FIFA Confederations, the OFC (Oceania Football Confederation) is this. The best national team in the OFC is not guaranteed a spot in the FIFA World Cup; it has to defeat other national teams in an inter-continental play-off. Likewise, the biggest nation in the Australasia-Oceania region, Australia, left the OFC to join the AFC (Asian Football Confederation) in order to have an easier time in qualifying for the World Cup. This left the OFC with New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, and a lot of smaller Pacific Island nations and territories. Not helping matters is the fact that Association Football is not exactly a popular sport among Pacific Islanders (Of all Oceanian nations, only Vanuatu considers association football a national sport. However, Kiribati, Tuvalu, and the Solomon Islands also have a significant football following.), with Rugby Union, Rugby League, and American Football being more popular and widespread.
** Back in 2013, one of minor islands managed to get ADayInTheLimelight once Tahiti managed a DarkHorseVictory in the OFC Cup and thus qualified for the Confederations Cup at Brazil. The Tahiti National Team proceeded to lose all of their games in [[CurbStompBattle blowouts]] (including a brutal '''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 10-0 Demolition by powerhouse Spain]]'''), with an overall '''[[EpicFail -23 goal differential!]]''' Nevertheless, Tahiti received a TON OF RESPECT from the Brazilian fans and the opposing teams due to their [[TheWoobie underdog status]] and [[LetsFightLikeGentlemen fair play]].
** Fun fact: the largest margin of defeat in an international match is held by OFC member American Samoa, who '''lost [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 0-31]]''' to Australia during a World-cup qualification match!

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* A year after winning the 1918 World Series, the UsefulNotes/{{Boston}} Red Sox sold Babe Ruth to the UsefulNotes/{{New York|City}} Yankees, who went on to become the game's greatest player and team. The Sox would be known as having the "Curse of the Bambino" (although that really didn't become lore until 1990) until they finally won the Series again in 2004.
* The UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}} Cubs. 106 years without a World Series title and counting (by far the longest championship drought in all professional North American sports leagues, especially given that their last title was won before the NBA, NFL, and NHL even existed), and they haven't even reached the Fall Classic since WorldWarII. Hell, they're probably the worst sports team championship-wise in general. After their 1908 World Series victory, they didn't even win a ''playoff series'' until '''2003'''. Then, just when it seemed they were going to win the pennant for the first time since 1945… well, just Google "Steve Bartman". One can only wonder why this team still keeps running on even after literally over a century without winning a championship.
** As mentioned above, many "cursed teams" are dubbed that because of infamously bad moves the team made. What are the Cubs supposedly cursed by? A ''goat''. During that last World Series trip in 1945, a local tavern owner tried to take his pet goat to a Series game, even buying the goat a ticket. When the other fans demanded he and the goat leave, he declared the Cubs would never win the title again. (The owner later regretted his statement, and he and his descendants have tried--with the cooperation of the Cubs and the fans--to lift the curse in various ways on several occasions. The tavern, incidentally, is the "Billy Goat Tavern" on lower Michigan Avenue, made famous by the "Olympia Cafe" sketch on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' - "No Coke, Pepsi!".)
** Their crosstown arch-rivals, the White Sox, were almost as unfortunate, with their most recent victory (2005) coming 88 years after the last one before that (1917). ''Their'' curse is attributed to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sox_Scandal throwing the 1919 Series to Cincinnati]] when most observers thought they would make short work of the Reds. Seventy-five years after that, they were leading their division by a good bit when [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994%E2%80%9395_Major_League_Baseball_strike a players' strike derailed the season]]. Finally, in 2005, they made it through a full season with the American League's best record, and promptly charged through the postseason, culminating in a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_World_Series four-game sweep of the Houston Astros]].
* Fans of the Miami (formerly Florida) Marlins. Whenever their team starts to look like they'll be good for years to come, ownership calls for the best players to be traded away. The champagne-soaked carpets hadn't even dried after the Marlins won the 1997 World Series before the team was stripped for parts, while the second fire sale after the 2003 World Series win at least happened over 2 years. It's beginning to reach the point where the fans have stopped caring, when they're not infuriated that the city of Miami sunk nearly 3/4 of a billion dollars into a new stadium for the Fish on the (now-broken) promise of fielding a competitive team.
* The former Montreal Expos, in spades. Throughout their history in Montreal, the Expos always had stadium problems, even before they took the field for the first time in 1969. Since Jarry Park was intended as a temporary stadium, fans were left exposed to cold Canadian weather during the early and late portions of the baseball season. While playing at Jarry Park, Major League Baseball threatened to revoke the franchise several times if a new domed stadium wasn't built. Stade Olympique was intended to open by the 1972 season; however, a construction workers strike delayed the stadium's construction substantially. The stadium wasn't even fully completed in time for the 1976 Summer Olympics, as the inclined tower and infamous "retractable" roof weren't completed until over a decade later. When the "retractable" roof was finally installed, it never worked as intended, which was supposed to fold up like a giant umbrella and go up into the inclined tower. The roof was prone to tearing in high winds and would often leak water. The original "retractable" roof was replaced with a fixed roof; however, it has its own set of problems, as the stadium is rendered unusable during the winter months after the roof collapsed due to heavy snowfall during its first winter of use. Because of the construction delays, mounting interest payments, and failed attempts to fix its design flaws, Stade Olympique cost the city of Montreal and the Quebec provincial government over C$1.5 billion, making it one of the most expensive stadiums of all time and one of a few contenders for worst stadium used by a professional team. The stadium's debt wasn't fully paid off until ''three decades'' after the 1976 Summer Olympics. Without a major tenant, Stade Olympique is often considered a white elephant, and many Montrealers suggested that the stadium should be torn down; however, demolition is more cost-prohibitive than maintenance due to the stadium's design and the surrounding infrastructure, which makes demolition by implosion impractical and traditional demolition would take a long time to complete. Aside from the stadium problems, the Expos themselves were mediocre, only winning their division once in 1981. 1994 was the Expos' best year and were seen as potential World Series contenders; however, the infamous players' strike of that year [[YankTheDogsChain pulled the rug out from under them]]. After that fateful strike, the fire sale of several star players along with several other front office factors spelled the end of the Expos. In their last decade, fan support dwindled after the Expos failed to secure English language TV and radio broadcast rights and negotiations to build a new baseball-specific ballpark fell through. After Jeffrey Loria's gross mismanagement of the team, the other teams of MLB acquired the Expos and intended to disband them along with the Minnesota Twins after the 2001 season; however, legal action by the Minnesota state government forced the Twins to play out their lease at the Metrodome. Also, as part of the 2002-06 collective bargaining agreement with the players' union, the league was banned from contracting teams during the length of the CBA. Contraction ultimately never came to fruition; the Expos remained in Montreal until 2004, after of which they moved to Washington, DC and became the Nationals...where they continued to suck for their first decade or so in the District.
* The New York Mets are basically the LA Clippers of baseball. They've gained a reputation in recent years for either playing well, then completely collapsing, or just playing a subpar season from start to finish, trading for worthwhile players and doing nothing with them, and taking in lesser players and trading them away when they start playing well. A common joke about a good player on the Mets is "how will they manage to screw this one up?" That's right, even the Mets' ''own fans'' like making fun of them--[[SelfDeprecation and themselves]], as anyone who's ever watched [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] during baseball season can tell you.
** In 1969, men walked on the moon for the first time, and the Mets won a World Series for the first time. The latter was considered a much more surprising event, given that season's team is called the "Miracle Mets" because they were down 8 1/2 games in the NL East by mid-August before going on a tear to win the division...over another Butt Monkey (the Cubs) that suddenly choked down the stretch. Heck, the latter has been more rare than the former, too -- there have been six separate missions with men on the moon, while the Mets have won the World Series twice (1969 and 1986).
* The Pittsburgh Pirates. They didn't have a winning (or .500) season between 1992 and 2013. The 20 consecutive losing seasons are a record in North American sports. In 2012, they looked to be on the way to a winning season only to suffer one of the worst September collapses ever. To make matters worse, in what turned out to be their 81st loss, their ace AJ Burnett only allowed one run … only for Cincinnati's Homer Bailey to throw a no-hitter. In 2013 the streak of losing seasons finally ended and the Pirates finally made a return to the playoffs...and promptly lost in the divisional series. It gets worse when you consider the Pirates' contrast to the other teams in town, which are mostly successful (to the point that the Steelers won the SuperBowl and the Penguins the Stanley Cup in the same year (2009)).
* The St. Louis Browns were a textbook example of long-term futility. From 1903 to 1953, the club had just one first-place and three second-place finishes against a whopping ''ten'' times in the American League cellar. The one time they did manage to scrape together a pennant-winning team was 1944, when the rest of the league's stars were off fighting WorldWarII (by comparison, every player on the Browns was classified as "4-F/Unfit For Military Service"), where they were defeated by their in-city rivals the Cardinals. The Browns were so putrid that for the last decade or so of their existence they were more known for stunts such as signing a one-armed outfielder and sending a midget up to bat as a pinch hitter. The team was finally sold and moved to UsefulNotes/{{Baltimore}}, where the new owners excised almost all traces of the team's St. Louis roots by engineering a trade with the Yankees for most of the remaining Browns of note. To this day, the Baltimore Orioles [[OldShame rarely mention anything about their past prior to 1954]].
* The San Francisco Giants, after their move from New York in 1957, didn't win another World Series until 2010 (attributed to the so-called "curse of Coogan's Bluff" placed on them by New Yorkers unhappy with the move), with highlights being heavy, monsoon-like rains delaying the 1962 championship, a massive earthquake during the 1989 World Series damaging the Giants' home field, suffering a massive turnover in game 6 of the 2002 WS, and the Barry Bonds steroid scandal.

[[folder:Motor Sports]]
* UsefulNotes/FormulaOne pilot Rubens Barrichello was this. As three time champion Ayrton Senna (da Silva) tragically died in 1994, he was the best Brazilian pilot in the field and [[ToughActToFollow thus the one Brazilians expected from the most.]] Unfortunately Barrichello spent 6 years with middling cars and low results (in 1997 he only finished ''two races out of 19''), and after getting to the best car, Ferrari, became for six years [[TheLancer second fiddle]] to Michael Schumacher, who in turn ran his way to become the biggest F1 champion. Once he had the best car again, in 2009 with Brawn, his bad luck struck again and he finished third while teammate Jenson Button was champion. He ended up going to UsefulNotes/IndyCar in 2012 as his previous team chose not to renew his contract, going for … Senna's nephew Bruno, proving the surname will always chase him. And the Indy season was so middling he went to drive stock car instead (although he did end up winning the 2014 Stock Car Brasil title, so there's that).
** It's extended to TV. He became the butt of jokes from Jeremy Clarkson when he posted a top lap on ''Series/TopGear'' in 2010, beating The Stig in the same car. Admittedly, in this case the jokes were about the Stig considering Barichello his ''nemesis'' for beating his time.
* The Grand-Am Rolex Sports Car Series is often looked upon as the butt monkey of sports car racing due to the series' notoriously hideous and low-tech Daytona Prototypes. They are now working on a plan to try and shed that image, however, beginning with an attempt at repairing the appearance of their Prototypes.
** With the merger between Rolex and the American Le Mans Series into the UsefulNotes/UnitedSportsCarChampionship in 2014 came a merger of the Daytona Prototypes and the Le Mans Prototype Class 2 into a single Prototype class.[[note]]Le Mans Prototype 1 was excluded for much the same reasons (i.e. cost and speed) that the Daytona Prototypes were created in the first place (before their introduction, Rolex raced modified Le Mans Prototypes, which were still much too fast for some of their circuits, particularly Daytona International Speedway, where the special road course setup nonetheless uses most of the UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} oval), while the LMP Challenge class (a single spec series where everyone races the same cars) was carried over intact[[/note]] In the process, [=P2=] was nerfed and DP got several enhancements to level the playing field, but it seems to have tilted the class heavily in favor of the DP teams, who dominated the 2014 season in the Prototype class.

[[folder:National Basketball Association]]
* The Charlotte Hornets/Bobcats. After reclaiming the original Hornets' history and records from the New Orleans Pelicans, the Charlotte Hornets/Bobcats are effectively the NBA's version of the Cleveland Browns, particularly after the re-establishment of the franchise. The original Hornets franchise were a decent team, despite never winning the division; however, the Bobcats era was an absolute embarrassment. They surprised everyone with a playoff bid in the 2009-2010 season, but it all went downhill after being swept out of the first round. They didn't even come close to making the playoffs in the 2010-2011 season and set a new record for the worst season[[note]]With regards to win percentage (.106); the 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers still kind of hold the record for the worst record in a ''full season''.[[/note]] by an NBA team in history in the 2011-2012 season, with 7 wins and 59 losses ''despite gaining two lottery picks in the 2011 Draft''. This was made even worse by the fact that the team had ''23'' straight losses and '''34''' losses by at least 10 points. Not even being owned by UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan, arguably the greatest player in the league's history, helped them, as he's been publicly questioned by many (including his friend/rival Charles Barkley) on his ownership abilities, with some grossly mismanaged contracts for players not worth even half their money. Also not helping the Hornets/Bobcats is the fact that they share the Southeast Division with the Miami Heat, who has for the most part dominated the division since its creation in 2004. And before you think that there is a bright side that they will receive the second pick in the 2012 Draft, keep in mind that ''all'' of the Bobcats' lottery picks have been considered busts so far.[[note]]Admittedly, [[FirstInstallmentWins their very first pick]], Emeka Okafor, won Rookie of the Year and is considered a good if unspectacular player, and the jury's still out on both Bismack Biyombo and Kemba Walker, but when you become a part of the worst team imaginable, you might as well be considered busts until the stench goes away (with a better team). Charlotte better hope, no, '''pray''' that 2013 pick Michael Kidd-Gilchrist doesn't bust out on them either.[[/note]]
** Just a year after the technically worst [[note]](They finished with the lowest winning percentage ever at .106, but the season was shortened by a player lockout)[[/note]] season in NBA history, the Bobcats surprised everybody, starting 7-5, matching their win total for ''the entire previous season'' in just the first 12 games. They then promptly remembered that they were the Charlotte Bobcats and collapsed epically, starting with a 17-game losing streak.
** In their last season before the rename, the Bobcats managed to get some dignity by clinching their second ever playoff berth. Then came a sweep by the [[GodModeSue Miami Heat]], ensuring the Bobcats to be one of the few teams to never win a playoff game!
* The UsefulNotes/LosAngeles Clippers — dear LORD, the Clippers, a standard of this trope in other leagues. It's gotten to the point where other teams' fans in the league PITY Clippers fans when they visit Staples Center. And it might never get any better for them. Rising star Blake Griffin aside, the Clips are crippled by a racist owner who doesn't care about winning games, atrocious luck with injuries, poor draft management, and a merry-go-round of [=GMs=] and head coaches who don't know what they're doing (with Vinny Del Negro, fired after the 2012–13 season, proving our point). A lot of teams in the NBA are bad—the Clippers are the only team that has ''never'' been really good (although they did try in the one year where they took the Phoenix Suns to seven games in the Western Conference semifinals). And now the Clippers have lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers. The Cavs may be a ButtMonkey on their own with that many losses in a row (26 to be exact), but the Clippers' status as a ButtMonkey of the NBA will be enhanced with the defeat that ended the aforementioned losing streak.
** However, their trade for star point guard Chris Paul might be a sign that they really could be shedding their skin here. Still, only time can truly tell with this team, because Chris Paul was originally meant to play for ''the other team in Los Angeles''.[[note]]Yeah, he was originally meant to play for the more popular Los Angeles ''Lakers'' as ''yet another star to add to their resume'', but due to "basketball reasons" (as in, the majority of owners didn't want the Lakers getting ''yet another superstar''), the league decided that the L.A. ''Clippers'' should have him instead! What made it possible for the other owners to have a say in it is that, in a colossal conflict of interest, ''the league itself'' was the owner of his previous team, the New Orleans Hornets.[[/note]]
** Also, after getting rid of Vinny Del Negro, they swapped a couple of draft picks to the Boston Celtics to get their current coach, Doc Rivers. (The Celtics had decided to blow up their roster anyway.)
** Clippers fans do get to look up at 16 NBA championship banners in the rafters ever time they show up for a home game. The catch is, ''none of them belong to the Clippers''. That's right, they don't even have their own arena; they're forced to share Staples Center with the infinitely more successful L.A. Lakers.
*** Admittedly, the Clippers have been growing and building upon their most recent success with Blake Griffin and Chris Paul on their team, starting with two straight Pacific Division titles, and it helps that the Lakers have been getting worse in the process as well.
*** Most of the Clippers' woes can be pinned on ex-owner Donald Sterling, who moved the team from San Diego to Los Angeles (in an effort to 'bring pro basketball to Los Angeles' notwithstanding that the Lakers had been ''the'' team in Los Angeles for more than twenty years at that point). Sterling's racism, long an open secret, led to his lifetime ban from the NBA and a forced sale of the team. His complete ineptitude at running a basketball team means that almost ''anyone else'' is likely to be a step up for the Clippers. However, given that Sterling is 80 years old, and he's likely to make ''at least'' $700 million on a $12.5 million initial investment when the team is sold, [[KarmaHoudini the punishment is too little, too late in the eyes of many]].
** Out of the teams who were in the league once the Conference Finals started in 1971, only the Clippers (then the Braves) have never reached said round.[[note]]Only the Hornets, Raptors and Pelicans share this of never getting to the conference finals, but they are 17+ years younger than the Clippers.[[/note]] In 2015, the other team who still qualified, the Atlanta Hawks, beat the Wizards to get to Round 3. The Clippers built a 3-1 lead on the Rockets and blew it - with the worst part being a game 6 at home, which the Clippers were winning by 19 points after the third quarter... and then the fourth went ''40-15'' to Houston.
* Completing the non-Lakers Californian teams, the Sacramento Kings. Longest active drought, with their last title back in 1951 under original incarnation Rochester Royals. After that, they shifted around the entire country [[note]] They moved to Cincinnati in 1957 (Arguably, they had some of their best years in Cincy, especially since they had NBA great Oscar Robertson for the majority of their stay there), then they had some years (1972-1985) of relative irrelevancy in Kansas City (Where they changed their name to "Kings", due to the presence of the MLB team "Kansas City Royals".), which earns some mention in the Tortured Cities above, with occasional bright spots (Nate Archibald, a run at the playoffs from '79-'81),[[/note]] before finally settling in Sacramento by the 1985-86 season. When they finally arrived in Sacramento, they were mostly mediocre with only 2 playoff rounds in 13 years - riding Reggie Theus in 1986 and Mitch Richmond 10 years later. Then the late 90s had the Kings [[TookALevelInBadass become a super team]] with the likes of Chris Webber, Vlade Divac, and Peja Stojokavic on their roster. Unfortunately, said team [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut couldn't quite get to the next level]], never reaching the NBA Finals during their brief period of excellence, [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter usually beaten by the Lakers]] [[note]] They were very close in 2002, where they finished with the regular season's best record, and got all the way to the Conference Finals before losing to the Lakers amidst terrible and possibly cheating officiating. To make matters worse, the series appeared to have been fixed in order to improve TV ratings for the upcoming finals (Having the small-market Kings face the small-market Nets isn't exactly a crowd-drawing match). [[/note]]. Since then, the Kings have ranged from mediocre to outright terrible, mired in a long playoff drought that has lasted since 2006. To make matters worse, they were in peril of moving away from Sacramento due to the worsening fortunes of their then-owners, The Maloofs. While that issue has been resolved due to their purchase by Vivek Ranadive, they have still remained at rock bottom, despite the presence of talented young players such as Demarcus Cousins, Ben [=MacLemore=], and (potentially) Willie Cauley-Stein. Current upheavals in the front office, plenty of boneheaded draft picks, and [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity a revolving door in the coaching position]] (the Kings had '''[[RuleOfThree 3 coaches]]''' during the 2014-2015 Season!) have ensured that the Kings might have to wait a while before becoming the next Californian team to win it all.
** Of all the teams in the Big 5 Sports Leagues (NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS), the Kings are the only team in California that plays in Sacramento. While they have the distinction of playing in the State Capital, they also have the misfortune of playing in a city/metropolitan area that's not as well known or as large as the San Francisco Bay Area, Greater Los Angeles, or San Diego. Likewise, they currently play in an outdated and small arena with a currently embarrassing name, Sleep Train Arena. Thankfully, they're moving to the bigger, more up-to-date, Golden 1 Center in Downtown Sacramento after 2016. Likewise, the Kings' "Small Town" status (And the fact that they were screwed over BIGTIME during the 2002 NBA Playoffs) has [[TheWoobie earned them pity and sympathy from many NBA fans]].
* Before the 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers, there were the Providence Steamrollers. Even though they were an Original Eleven NBA team, it's still no excuse for them with what happened after their first season. After a somewhat respectable 28-32 beginning season, things somehow went to Hell for the team next season as they ended up winning only ''6 games''! Not even the above mentioned Charlotte Bobcats ended up being ''that horrible''![[note]]Admittedly, the season was shorter that season (48 vs. 60).[[/note]] If social media was around during the late 40s-early 70s, people would've probably wanting teams to have a worse comparable record to the Providence Steamrollers (which may be illegal these days). In that same season, they also allowed a ''46-year-old'' coach to play for a game, simply because it was his birthday. Afterwards, they had one more season of being better than last season, but not by much (12-48) before folding altogether. You could very well make a case that the Providence Steamrollers were the worst team to ever play for the NBA.
* In the NBA, the entire Eastern Conference, year in year out, is normally quite a bit below the West, especially in the 2010's. Aside from the three or four teams at the top of the conference, the East usually has at least one team make the playoffs that finished with more losses than wins in the regular season, whereas the West normally has several above .500 teams that end up getting locked out due to the much more competitive nature of the conference. After the 2014-15 season, which saw only the top five teams in the East win more games than they lost, a debate started about the NBA instead choosing the top 16 teams from both conferences instead of the top 8 in each to make it fair to teams like Oklahoma City, who finished 45-37 that year and failed to qualify only because of losing a tiebreaker with New Orleans.

[[folder:National Football League]]
* The Arizona Cardinals have had a long history of this. Back when they were the Chicago Cardinals, they had a 29-game losing streak from 1942-1945 (including one season when they were [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Card-Pitt temporarily merged with the Pittsburgh Steelers]] because of UsefulNotes/WorldWarII causing a shortage of players). The franchise has only two NFL championship titles in its long history (the team has been part of the NFL since its formation in 1920), and the first one (in 1925) was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy heavily controversial]]. They have not won a championship game since 1947 (the longest such drought in the league), and have won only four division titles (1974, 1975, 2008, 2009) and one conference championship (2008) since that 1947 championship.
* The Cincinnati Bengals. No matter how much of a whipping-boy the Browns are in the AFC North, at least they have days when they won championships (albeit before the current NFL was formed). The Bengals have no such history, only having one period of being competitive in their history (1981-1990), and they still didn't win any Super Bowls. It also doesn't help that after period of success came the era of "The Bungles" (1990s), when they were absolutely ''terrible''.
** Just how bad was the Bungles era? During that time period, the franchise had nine seasons with 10 or more losses, three of those seasons in which they had the league's worst record. When NFL Films did a Top 10 worst teams countdown, the Bengals teams of the 90s earned a spot on the list. Yes, you're reading that right—''teams''. That's how bad they were. Every other team on the list was there for a single particularly atrocious season. The Bungles were particularly atrocious the entire decade, so there was no way to pick out any one year to represent them.
** They currently have the longest playoff win drought, with the last in 1990, and five berths ever since.
* The Detroit Lions, the epitome of this trope in the UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague. At this point, almost all NFL fans simply pity Lions fans, who have come to set up '''entire online forums''' dedicated to how much their team sucks. After trading away Hall of Fame quarterback Bobby Layne in 1958 (upon which he supposedly quipped that the Lions wouldn't win for 50 years—his words couldn't have been more prophetic...unless he'd added some more years to the prediction) the Lions went on to compile the worst winning percentage in the NFL and become one of only four current NFL teams who have never made a Super Bowl appearance. Ever since the beginning of the 1960s, the Lions have been marked by mediocre play (including a game where a Lions player ''died on the field'') and only sporadic playoff appearances where they were always eliminated in the Wild Card round. The last time the Lions saw anything resembling success was in the 1990s, when coach Wayne Fontes took the Lions to winning seasons in 1991 (when they won their only playoff game since the 1950s), 1993, 1994 and 1995, only for him to be fired in 1996. They would return to the playoffs again in 1997 and 1999 under his replacement, Bobby Ross, who would retire abruptly in the middle of the 2000 season due to frustration over the team's futility. From there, everything went south. Matt Millen was hired as the team's general manager, and under his stewardship the Lions would record a 31-84 record, the worst in modern NFL history. Millen's tenure saw the team go through multiple overhyped draft busts (Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers and Mike Williams, just to name a few), idiot coaches ('''dear God''', Marty Mornhinwig) and a revolving door of aging journeyman players, which culminated in the now-infamous 0-16 season in 2008 which saw Millen's firing. The 2008 season had such memorable "highlights" as quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out of the back of the end zone to [[EpicFail sack himself for a safety]] against the divisional rival Minnesota Vikings,[[note]]We use the term "divisional rival" here loosely, since in the NFC North, like the NFC East, ''everyone'' hates everyone else.[[/note]] with the 2 points from the safety ending up as Minnesota's margin of victory. There was hope that they could finally turn around under then-current coach Jim Schwartz, who made a several great draft picks and took them to a 10-6 season in 2011 which brought them their first playoff berth since 1999, but a disastrous 2012 season where they went 4-12 proved that they are still the same old Lions. In 2013 they led their division for most of the season and [[https://twitter.com/centralsfinest/statuses/415192392958873600 looked like they were headed to round 2]], only to drop to third in Week 15, [[http://www.toomuchmustard.com/too-much-mustard/a-very-detroit-christmas/23/12/2013 and being eliminated the following game.]]
** The Lions' misery is exemplified by the nationally televised game they play every year on Thanksgiving Day, where they get to show their futility to all of America. Somebody has to be the turkey, after all. They had a 10-year losing streak before beating the Packers in 2013. Most famously, their 2012 Thanksgiving game was cost by coach Jim Schwartz [[TooDumbToLive challenging a scoring play]] (NFL rules state that all scoring plays are to be automatically reviewed by the booth before the scoring team is awarded the points). Schwartz's challenge not only invalidated the booth review, but also drew an Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty on the Lions and gave the UsefulNotes/{{Houston}} Texans a free 7 points on a play that the booth would have certainly overturned if they had been given the chance to review it. That 7 points was the difference that allowed the game to end with a tie and go into overtime, in which the Texans eventually kicked a field goal and won. While the challenge rules were later changed as a direct result of that game, that's no consolation to Lions fans.
** At least the Lions fans [[http://deadspin.com/5935894/why-your-team-sucks-2012-detroit-lions are openly critical of their horrendous team]] and have a sense of humor, exemplified by how they made an amateur line of "0-16: The Imperfect Season" merchandise after the 2008 season; this is a big reason why they are viewed sympathetically by other NFL fans. Other examples of the Lions' fans' sense of humor are spread all throughout the internet, with a good starting point being the suggestion box on the Lions' Facebook page. There, along with angry rants from frustrated fans, you will find suggestions such as changing their home game entrance music to "I Missed Again" by PhilCollins or a Music/ToriAmos song, or they should export the team to the UsefulNotes/CanadianFootballLeague, or simply compile the team every Sunday morning out of the first 52 fans to arrive at the stadium as "they would certainly play better than the team we have now!"
** It was generally been accepted by fans that the team will never be competitive for as long as it was owned by William Clay Ford. It has been pretty well deduced that the Fords are completely indifferent to the Lions' poor performance as long as the games are selling out and the team is turning a profit. The fact that the Fords like to raise ticket prices after the Lions have a winning season is seen as just further proof of this. The Lions' lack of a winning culture has been attested to be a number of former players and coaches, the most notable being Hall of Fame running back Barry Sanders—who eventually admitted that his abrupt retirement just short of breaking Walter Payton's all time rushing record was due to the team's careless attitude and frequent coaching changes removing any enjoyment he derived from playing the game and the knowledge that he had no chance of being traded to another team—and former head coach Bobby Ross—who frequently accused the players of just playing for their paychecks and abruptly retired in the middle of the 2000 season out of frustration with the organization's lackadaisical attitude towards winning; he felt that he was the only person there who genuinely cared about building a winning franchise.
** As many fans will point out, the Lions' poor play stands in contrast to the general competitiveness of the Detroit Tigers, Pistons and ''especially'' Red Wings (who are one of the best teams in the NHL, and currently have the longest playoff appearance streak across the Big 4 leagues). What do those teams have in common? They're not owned by William Clay Ford. Moreover, two of them--the Tigers and Red Wings--are owned by Mike Ilitch (the guy who started Little Caesar's Pizza [[SelfMadeMan from nothing]]--unlike W.C. Ford, who, as you might have guessed, is a descendant of ''Henry'' Ford), a former athlete (he played minor-league ball in the Tigers farm system in TheFifties) and diehard Detroit sports fan who revels in his teams' victories and feels the pain from their defeats.[[note]]He's particularly itchy about the Tigers, as when he bought them in 1992--from Ann Arbor-based fellow pizza magnate Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's--they had won the World Series as recently as 1984, but since then they've had some great runs but no titles.[[/note]] Ford's death as of 3/9/2014 may change this status; it's still a little early to tell, as Ford's widow Martha Firestone Ford[[note]]Yes, ''that'' Firestone. With the tires.[[/note]] is now owner and it's not clear how she'll run things. The heir apparent to the owner's title is William Clay "Bill" Ford, Jr., who is a bit of a hippie for an executive (he's a vegan and folk singer and when he was CEO of Ford for a time he donated most of his salary to charity) but likes sports (he's a judoka and plays amateur hockey) and seems a bit more invested in the team.
** Or, to put it all in a nutshell, the Lions are the L.A. Clippers of the NFL.
** During the 2012 season, the sentiments of most fans after a Lions game is "At least [[GameBreaker Calvin]] [[TheAce Johnson]] had a good game." Especially apparent when he [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome broke the record for most receiving yards]] and is on track for a 2,000-yard season. Many people/fans were just glad the Lions did not go 0-16 again.
** And then, after making the playoffs for only the 2nd time in this millennium, the Lions led the [[DFWMetroplex Dallas Cowboys]] 20-17 early in the 4th quarter when on 3rd down, a Matthew Stafford pass bounced off the back of Dallas linebacker Anthony Hitchens. As Hitchens was not playing the ball, the officials promptly ruled pass interference...only for the officials to reverse the call '''AFTER''' the penalty was marked off, resulting in Detroit having to punt. Dallas would go on to win 24-20.
* The Houston Oilers won the first-ever AFL championship—and never won another one. A string of crushing playoff defeats in the team's NFL history finally came to a head in 1993, when they blew the biggest lead (35-3) in NFL playoff history to the freakin' Buffalo Bills. The fans dubbed them "Choke City" (Adding insult to injury, they declared the Rockets "Clutch City" when they won the NBA title a year later). They also suffered due to the fact that they were owned by Bud Adams, who was frequently near the top of "Worst Owners in the NFL" lists. How the Oilers moved wasn't due to apathetic fans—Bud Adams threatened to move the team when he wanted an upgrade to the Astrodome and then ''[[MoralEventHorizon wanted a brand new stadium]]'' '''[[MoralEventHorizon shortly after]]''' [[MoralEventHorizon the city of Houston gave funds to upgrade the Astrodome.]] When the city of Houston understandably balked at such a request, Adams announced that he was moving the team to Tennessee, breaking the hearts of many an Oiler fan.
** Bud Adams still remained near the top of "Worst Owner" lists according to Tennessee Titans fans until his death in 2013. While they haven't experienced many losing seasons like some of the other examples thanks to long time coach Jeff Fisher, they've had to endure questionable moves by their owner which often crippled their SuperBowl hopes. When the Titans of the late '90s-early '00s [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter couldn't get over the hump]] and win the Super Bowl, Adams [[WhatTheHellHero dismantled the team in a hissy fit by trading most of the team away]]. There was also the situation with 2006 Draft, where he forced Jeff Fisher to draft Vince Young and then forced Fisher to start Vince Young despite him obviously not being ready to take over the starting job. When Vince Young eventually turned out to be unfit for the starting job, Adams decided that the best way to solve the problem was to [[KickTheDog fire]] [[YouHaveFailedMe Jeff Fisher]]. Then fired Vince Young as well the next week, making the whole ordeal [[ShaggyDogStory even more pointless]].
* The Jacksonville Jaguars, especially in the last few years. If you hear about them on sports talk radio or {{ESPN}}, there's usually some snide remarks being made about the team, how seats in their stadium are tarped over - never mind that a) the only reason there's extra seats is to accommodate the Florida/Georgia game and the Gator Bowl, which draw much larger crowds than the NFL, and b) other cities, like Oakland, tarp off seats, too - and just this side of a betting pool on when the moving trucks will roll in to carry them to another city, usually either UsefulNotes/LosAngeles or UsefulNotes/{{London}}; the team plays one of their home games in the latter city as a semi-permanent tenant in the NFL's International Series.
** Some of this stems from a general bias against the city of Jacksonville, Florida; while it's actually the largest city in {{Florida}}, it has a reputation of being a small town that thinks it's a metropolis (objectively, these critics are right that "largest city in Florida" is a bit overblown: it has the largest population because it is also the most geographically extensive major city in Florida--Miami, the Tampa Bay Area, and Orlando-Kissimmee have much larger urban populations, but they are divided into a large number of small municipalities). Ever since the team was awarded in 1995, there have been sports writers and fans questioning, "Why a team in Jacksonville?"
** By expansion team standards, their first five years were pretty good, with two division championships and two appearances in the AFC Championship Game. Salary cap woes caught up to the team in 2000, leading to coach Tom Coughlin's firing in 2002 (he went on to win the Super Bowl twice coaching the New York Giants), and things went further down hill from there due to poor drafts and coaching. A change in ownership in 2012 has finally brought about a full-on rebuilding that will take a couple of years. In the first half of the 2013 season, that showed on the field, with the team losing handily each week; after the bye week, though, the team went 4-4 to finish 4-12, and gave a glimmer of what could be next year.
* It may be hard for a younger football fan to believe this, but for much of their existence, the New England Patriots were this. With mediocre season after mediocre season and being on the receiving end of one of the most lopsided Super Bowl defeats in history for the one season that they were not mediocre, if you asked Patriots fans in the '80s (Hell, probably early '90s fans as well) if they thought they could win a championship in their lifetime, they probably wouldn't have an answer. Then came the 2000s and birth of a dynasty and they haven't resembled anything close to this trope since.
* Before the UsefulNotes/NewOrleans Saints won the Super Bowl, they were considered to be the league's biggest joke next to the Lions. They debuted in 1967 but didn't have a winning season until 1987, with the 1980 season as the peak of putrid play, when they went 1-15, at the time being the worst record in league history. Then they couldn't win a playoff game until 2000. And thus, the nickname "Ain'ts" was born.
** Fun fact: their fans were the first to wear paper bags over their heads.
** Another fun fact: You know the far above example Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost their first 26 games? They won their 27th game. Guess which team that was against? That's right: This butt monkey. The Saints. It was so bad a loss the team fired both the head coach AND the quarterback the day after.
** Even after the Super Bowl win, the Saints seem to be returning to their ButtMonkey ways. As defending champs, the Saints lose a playoff game to the 7-9 Seattle Seahawks (the worst team to somehow make the playoffs in NFL history). Then the Saints got caught in the Bounty Gate scandal which likely was a factor in their 2012 losing season. A bounce back to the playoffs in 2013 was considered [[ThrowTheDogABone a short break]] (they managed to beat the Eagles in the Wild Card Round, only to get beaten by the Seahawks in the Divisional Round).
* When the NFL realigned into 4 divisions per conference in 2002, the NFC South (Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New Orleans Saints and Tampa Bay Buccaneers) was largely thought of as the NFL's [[JokeCharacter joke division]] since it had ''three'' perennial Butt Monkeys and [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg a then-recent expansion team]]. However, the division has been [[SubvertedTrope fairly competitive]], [[DoubleSubversion at least until 2014]], when ''all four'' teams finished the season with a losing record, reigniting the debate of whether or not a division champion should receive an automatic berth into the playoffs and host a playoff game.
** Much like the NFC south, the NFC West was commonly seen as a [[JokeCharacter Joke Division]] throughout most of the 2000's. After the decline of the "Greatest Show On Turf" St. Louis Rams, the division was commonly seen as a joke, despite the presence of several standout teams (the Hasselbeck-Alexander led Seahawks, the Kurt Warner-led Cardinals). In fact, the Seahawks were the first team to win an NFL division with a '''7-9 RECORD'''! It didn't help that the once-mighty San Francisco 49ers were going through a massive [[DorkAge Dork Age]] and the aforementioned Rams started a descent into mediocrity. This all ended, however, with the [[TookALevelInBadass resurrection of the 49ers and Seahawks as NFL powerhouses]] (both sparked by [[MightyGlacier defensive dominance and a great run game]]) during TheNewTens. Nowadays, the division is seen as a defensive juggernaut; the Seahawks (who have a Super Bowl Championship) have their Legion of Boom defense, the 49ers ([[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut who were constantly one or two mess-ups away from winning a Super Bowl]]) and Cardinals also have excellent defenses ([[StoneWall their offenses, on the other hand...]]), and the Rams, despite being the division's current whipping boy, have a decent front 7 with the likes of Robert Quinn, Aaron Donald, Alec Ogletree, and James Laurinaitis.

[[folder:National Hockey League]]
* Among the Big Four of North American professional sports leagues, the NHL itself is a Butt Monkey, especially under Gary Bettman's tenure as commissioner. Since Bettman became commissioner in 1993, the league suffered from three work stoppages, losing the entire 2004-05 season and came very close to losing the other two strike-affected seasons (1994-95 & 2012-13). Also, many teams, primarily those based in warm-weather markets, are financially struggling; many hockey purists blame expansion and relocation into the Southern US for the league's financial hardships as well as diluting the talent pool; one such purist, the statistician Nate Silver (a big hockey fan--he grew up in Michigan), even attempted to back this argument up [[http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-cant-canada-win-the-stanley-cup/ with the power of MATH]]! As much as hockey purists ''love'' to blame the 1990s Sunbelt expansion for the league's struggles, the expansion of the late 1960s and 1970s was possibly worse than the 1990s expansion, as the league had expanded too quickly by more than tripling in size, adding 15 teams in just 13 years. Many of those expansion teams struggled both on and off the ice early on with the Oakland Seals[=/=]Cleveland Barons franchise becoming the only team in the modern era (since 1960) of the Big Four to fold. Also, the league has seven Canadian teams, and apart from the Montreal Canadiens, Canadian teams in US-based leagues tend to be Butt Monkeys[[note]]Despite the NHL being formed in Canada, its modern day headquarters is in the US[[/note]], and four of those teams are among the smallest markets in all four major professional leagues.
* The Columbus Blue Jackets have been an absolute disaster at levels equal to or greater than the former Atlanta Thrashers. No wonder why certain people have taken to calling them the Blowjobs.
** The Jackets embarked on their lockout-shortened 2013 campaign with a horrid 5-12-2 record. Then, they made a dramatic turnaround in the second half of the season, going 19-5-5 (for 43 points) the rest of the way. Not even the Presidents' Trophy-winning Chicago Blackhawks did that well over that stretch. However, it wasn't enough, as the Jackets [[DownerEnding missed the final playoff spot on a tiebreaker]].
** The first year they made the playoffs, they had to go up against the defending champion Detroit Red Wings. The Wings outscored the Jackets by a brutal 12-2 in the first 3 games, but Columbus almost forced overtime in Game 4...[[DownerEnding only for Detroit to score the series-clinching goal with 57 seconds left in regulation]]. The Blue Jackets finally won a playoff game on their second try in 2014 against the Pittsburgh Penguins; however, the Blue Jackets fell in the first round in 6 games.
** One thing even makes it [[http://bluejacketsxtra.dispatch.com/content/stories/2014/06/01/its-difficult-watching-ex-jackets-in-playoffs.html more painful]] for Columbus fans: [[http://articles.philly.com/2014-06-11/sports/50482233_1_jeff-carter-los-angeles-kings-new-york-rangers building their contender also lead Los Angeles to two Stanley Cup titles in three years!]] And the second one over the New York Rangers, [[http://www.blueshirtbanter.com/2014/6/4/5777572/2014-stanley-cup-final-how-the-columbus-blue-jackets-created-two which added even more former Blue Jackets]] (including the sole star for many years, Rick Nash).
** And of course, though the 2014-15 season started out looking to have them set as arguably a cup contender (in the pre-season, their record was 6-1-0, with most games played against top tier teams and only losing once against the [[TheDreaded Pittsburgh Penguins]]), a string of team-decimating injuries has left them in the bottom of the barrel again. Though they've started to rebound (the Jackets won the last nine games of the season despite not contending for a playoff berth!), the team had a stretch wherein they only won 2 out of 17 games, having been placed dead last in the entire league at one point. Yes, that includes the [[TheChewToy Oilers]].[[note]]And in a cruel twist, many thought the draft lottery [[ThrowTheDogABone would be most deserving of the Jackets]], who only bottomed out due to bad luck and could use the franchise players on display. Yet the winner were the aforementioned Oilers, [[IncompetenceInc who had won three straight lotteries in the previous five years and was still a bottom feeder]], and thus was the one all fans feared about getting the top pick given Edmonton is becoming a graveyard for former prospects.[[/note]]
* As an NHL franchise for the first thirteen seasons, the UsefulNotes/KansasCity Scouts/Colorado Rockies/[[{{Joisey}} New Jersey]] Devils only made the playoffs once and were a joke to the point that Wayne Gretzky called them a Mickey Mouse Organization after a [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 13-4 pounding]][[note]]For those unfamiliar with hockey, scoring 13 points is about on par with a a similar score in UsefulNotes/TheBeautifulGame or laying 100 on a team in UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball.[[/note]] in a game against the Edmonton Oilers. By the 1987-1988 season, New Jersey TookALevelInBadass and only missed the playoffs four times since.
* The New York Islanders in the NHL also seem to embody this as of late. Despite the fact that they were a dominant force in the 1980s,[[note]]They won the Stanley Cup in 1980, 1981, 1982 and 1983, each time either finishing first in the league or beating the team that did.[[/note]] they've only managed a handful of playoff appearances (usually as one of the lower seeds) in the past fifteen years. The team just cannot catch a break. They play in perhaps the worst arena in the league (it was even recently revealed to have an ''asbestos problem''), their new arena deal being mulled and stalled by the local city council (though the Barclays Center in Brooklyn will house them starting in 2015), and are absolutely dwarfed in the local media by the much larger New York Rangers. The fact that their mascot during the mid-nineties resembled the Hi-Liner Fishsticks guy didn't help.
** The move to Barclays Center might not help their case much in that the arena was ''specifically'' designed for basketball with no aforethought to hockey (e.g. obstructed seating, scoreboard is not over center ice, etc.); also, the Barclays Center seats less people for hockey than the Nassau Coliseum, and barely seats more than Winnipeg's MTS Centre. In essence, the Islanders are still going to be playing in the league's worst arena. The best thing one could do with the Isles at this juncture is to completely relocate them outside the NY metropolitan area where they wouldn't be outmuscled by the Rangers and New Jersey Devils.
* The New York Rangers underwent a long drought after winning the Stanley Cup in 1940, presumably because the following year they burned the Madison Square Garden mortgage papers in the Cup and then helped drive the rival New York Americans out of existence. Opposing fans would drone the players with chants of "1940!" until they finally took the Cup back in 1994 (beating the aforementioned Vancouver Canucks).
** Coincidentally, the Vancouver Canucks are seemingly responsible for causing the "Riot Curse", where after they got beaten by the Rangers in the 1994 finals, the city of Vancouver rioted in anger. Since then, no Canadian team has won the Cup, and any team that beats them is certain to win the Cup to add salt to the wound. Yes, Vancouver caused an entire Cup drought to a nation. History would repeat itself when the Canucks were beaten in the Stanley Cup finals in 2011 by the Boston Bruins, which caused the city to riot ''again''.
** The UsefulNotes/{{Detroit}} Red Wings, today universally-loathed/feared/respected (or some combination of the three) power players, had this going during their 42-year Cup drought, with opponents using the word "1955" like a weapon until they finally took it in 1997.
** The Red Wings' biggest rival, the UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}} Blackhawks, followed their 1961 title with stretches of "almost there" (five lost finals between 1962 and 1992), mediocrity, and finally outright futility (to the point [[http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=johnson/060417_blackhawks ESPN named them the worst franchise in sports]]). Then owner Bill Wirtz died in 2007, and his son Rocky invested in regaining the local crowd while shelling out the Blackhawks' recent draft picks into a competitive team. The result was a Stanley Cup in 2010, the second longest interval between titles after the Rangers, ''and'' another two in 2013 and 2015.
* The Pittsburgh Penguins have been a Butt Monkey at various points in their history. From the team's founding in 1967 up through the mid-1980s, they consistently finished at or near the bottom of the standings and skated line-ups consisting mostly of has-beens and nobodies. It didn't help that the other two major Pittsburgh sports franchises, the Steelers and (to a lesser extent) the Pirates, were among the most dominant teams in their respective leagues throughout the 1970s, making the Pens something of a joke locally as well as nationally. They slowly started to turn things around starting with the drafting of Quebecois sensation Mario Lemieux in 1984, building up a strong roster of players alongside him that culminated in not one, but two Stanley Cup victories in 1991 and 1992. However, just when it seemed that the NHL would see another dynasty in the making, the team declined again throughout the 90s leading to a second butt monkey period from 2000-2004, with an injury-plagued Lemieux continuing to play far past his glory days, poor financial practices putting the team into bankruptcy, and a outdated and low-capacity home ice in the Civic Arena, leading to serious discussion of disbanding or relocating the team around this time. It actually took yet another Canadian phenomenon--Sidney Crosby, drafted after the infamous lockout in 2005--to lift the team once again, leading to a third Stanley Cup in 2009, a brand-new arena constructed a year later, and generally becoming a formidable enough opponent to avert this trope in recent years.
* The current Winnipeg Jets are the runt of not only the NHL, but among ''all'' of the teams in the four major professional leagues. The team plays in the smallest standalone market among the big four[[note]]Even though Green Bay is significantly smaller than Winnipeg, the Packers also claim the larger Milwaukee media market, and Wisconsin is more populous than Manitoba and Saskatchewan, plus Northern Ontario combined[[/note]]. The team plays in the league's smallest arena, the MTS Centre, which seats only 15,000; even though it's a large, modern arena for a small metropolitan area, it is rather small by current NHL & NBA arena standards[[note]]a typical modern NHL[=/=]NBA arena seats between 17,000 to 21,000, depending on the market[[/note]], meaning the Jets end up finishing in the bottom third in the league and dead last among Canadian teams for attendance despite selling out all their home games. When the novelty of the Jets' "return" wears off and if the club fails to field a competitive squad in that time, the attendance issue could become more apparent[[note]]Even hockey-hungry Canadians can support a losing team only for so long[[/note]]. Many top-tier free agents have Winnipeg on the top of their "no-move" lists because of the city's perception of being located out in the middle of nowhere and having nothing to do in the off-season. True North Sports and Entertainment brought the NHL back to Winnipeg by buying a bargain basement team in the former Atlanta Thrashers, [[TheyJustDidntCare a team practically ran into the ground by its ex-owners]] (See Atlanta's section in "Cities in General" for more details). Aside from dysfunctional ownership in Atlanta, the only reason the NHL even considered returning to Winnipeg was [[MoneyDearBoy a strong Canadian dollar]]; if the Canadian dollar ever falls too far below its US counterpart as it did in the early '90s, which led to the original Jets moving to Arizona, the Jets are most likely the first Canadian team to be put up for relocation or worse, contraction. The team had to spend their first two seasons in the Thrashers' place in the now-defunct Southeast Division, putting the team at a competitive and geographical disadvantage since their nearest divisional opponent was more than ''1500 miles'' away. And their attempt at getting the final seed of the East in 2013 still fell short! Realignment for 2013-14 hasn't helped much, as the Jets finished dead last in the reorganized Central Division. The Jets did make the playoffs in 2015 as the second wild card, only to get swept in the first round by the Anaheim Ducks. Unlike the NFL's Cleveland Browns, the NBA's Charlotte Hornets, and MLS' San Jose Earthquakes, the Jets have not reclaimed the original franchise's history; [[ContinuitySnarl it's still tied to the Arizona Coyotes' history]][[note]]And despite the NHL owning the Coyotes in 2011, the league chose ''not'' to allow TNSE to claim the original Jets' history, only giving them rights to the team name and former logos[[/note]].
* Both the Alberta teams have been this since their Cinderella runs to the Stanley Cup finals in the 2000s - lost to teams from sunny towns to make Canada feel even worse.
** The Calgary Flames, who had broken a seven-year drought as they reached the final in 2004 (lost to the Tampa Bay Lightning), lost in Round 1 the following four seasons, and failed to qualify for another five, with the final nail in their coffin being team star Jarome Iginla leaving in 2013. Then a surprisingly improved campaign in 2014-15 managed to break the Flames' playoff drought, where they even won a round against the Vancouver Canucks before bowing to the Anaheim Ducks.
** The Edmonton Oilers have arguably been one ever since Wayne Gretzky was traded in 1988. Although the Oilers won the Stanley Cup in 1990, they spent the rest of the 1990s either as a bottom feeder or playing .500 hockey at best. [[HopeSpot Things got better in the early 2000s]], but after their miracle 2006 Cup run the Oilers returned to the NHL basement. Their multitude of issues have included: the psychological blow suffered by Gretzky's departure (as many fans knew it was the EndOfAnEra); financial problems (owner Peter Pocklington was forced to sell the team to a group of local investors who couldn't afford to compete for the best free agents); the weak Canadian dollar, which hampered the Oilers' ability to sign free agents the way it did the other Canadian NHL teams; and ''especially'' the team's insistence on hiring recycled ex-Oilers as coaches and managers over more qualified candidates based on their having played for the team during its {{Glory Days}}, and pigheadedly retaining them even after the Oilers' extended DorkAge has shown their incompetence. The Oilers' miracle 2006 Cup run is now seen as a fluke, and they haven't even qualified since the 2006 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes (helped by star defender Chris Pronger requesting a trade shortly after the finals). Since then, the team has been in perpetual "rebuild mode" even after three straight number one draft picks between 2009 and 2012. And then Oilers won the 2015 lottery, making analysts and other teams' fans to [[http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/35713/oilers-rewarded-for-years-of-ineptitude-with-another-no-1-pick revolt]] and [[http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/04/connor-mcdavid-edmonton-oilers-nhl-draft-lottery fear for the future of the top draft pick]] (while making sure to point out Edmonton fans deserve some happiness after so much suffering, but on the other hand it's hard to support such an inept team office having another lucky break).
* Along with the Oilers, the three other teams which descended from the World Hockey Association, the Hartford Whalers, the Quebec Nordiques, and the original Winnipeg Jets, were Butt Monkeys deliberately invoked by the NHL, likely as punishment for forcing the NHL to overexpand in the 1970s. As part of the agreement to join the NHL, the four WHA teams' rosters were stripped of their players, save for a few protected players, the teams received no compensation for players reclaimed by the existing NHL teams and the teams were placed in the bottom of the order in the 1979 rookie draft, instead of at the top as is the standard practice for expansion teams. Of the four former WHA clubs, only the Edmonton Oilers remain in and have won the Stanley Cup in their original market; the original Winnipeg Jets became the Arizona[[note]]originally Phoenix[[/note]] Coyotes, the Quebec Nordiques became the Colorado Avalanche, and the Hartford Whalers became the Carolina Hurricanes. To rub salt in Quebec's and Hartford's wounds, both Colorado and Carolina won the Stanley Cup, with the former winning the cup in their first year in Denver. Although Arizona has yet to win the Cup, they did advance to the Western Conference Finals in 2012, advancing further in the playoffs than either incarnation of the Jets to date.
** Despite the Cup, the Carolina Hurricanes have had enough to count as a ButtMonkey on their own. First, there were two seasons [[https://web.archive.org/web/20131227175728/http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1011183/index.htm playing for small crowds in a gargantuan and distant stadium]] - and unlike the Avs and Coyotes, the Canes didn't make the playoffs upon relocation, though they got there in the second. Then after their Raleigh arena was ready, another missed postseason, a round one defeat, and finally an underdog run to the Stanley Cup finals before bowing to the Detroit Red Wings... followed by ''finishing last overall'' and yet another losing season before the lockout wiped a whole NHL season. Then the Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup... and afterwards be the first champion in 11 years to miss the subsequent playoffs. After missing the 2008 playoffs by ''two points'', 2009 had another surprise run with the Canes reaching the Eastern finals, where they were swept by the eventual champions Pittsburgh Penguins. The Hurricanes haven't even qualified for the playoffs ever since, with the sole highlight being 2010-11: Raleigh hosted the All-Star Game, forward Jeff Skinner won Rookie of the Year, and the Canes only had to win their last game at home to clinch a spot... [[DownerEnding the result was a]] '''[[CurbStomp 6-2]]''' [[http://www.canescountry.com/2011/4/9/2101490/carolina-runs-out-of-gas-lightning-6-hurricanes-2 blowout by the Tampa Bay Lightning]].
* All the current California teams had stretches of this (though not as much as the one that doesn't even exist anymore - see the Cities In General folder for the Oakland Seals). Partly due to being in California, an not somewhere "proper" for hockey - even if since the 90s there are three franchises there, proving there's an audience.
** The Los Angeles Kings were one of the 1967 expansion teams, and (aside from the aforementioned Seals) the last to get to the Stanley Cup final, in 1993 with Wayne Gretzky. And there they lost to the Montreal Canadiens due to ''[[http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2013/12/2/5155838/killer-curves-how-marty-mcsorleys-stick-may-have-turned-the-tides-in an irregular stick]]''. Before Gretzky arrived in 1988, the Kings were "never enough to get there", and after he left the team even went bankrupt thanks to then-owner Bruce [=McNall=]'s ConMan antics. Then in TheNewTens the Kings finally broke Butt Monkey status by becoming a dominant team, winning the Stanley Cup in 2012 (now the Blues are the only surviving team of 67 without a title) and again in 2014.
** Up until the Anaheim Ducks were purchased from Disney in 2006, they were widely regarded as little more than a Disney marketing ploy, just like the Anaheim Angels in baseball - doesn't help the team was [[Film/TheMightyDucks Mighty Ducks]] of Anaheim upon creation. They did ride the outstanding duo Paul Kariya and Teemu Selanne to finish seasons with respectable records, and even made the 2003 Stanley Cup finals (where they were beaten by the New Jersey Devils), but overall, a trip to Anaheim meant beach time for the other team. But then the team got really good after dropping the "Mighty", won a Stanley Cup, and have been in the mix ever since - [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut contenders who lose shamefully]], but still a great franchise.
** The San Jose Sharks were a terrible expansion team, then got some lucky breaks (their defeat of the Red Wings in 1994 was the first 8-seed upsetting an 1-seed), and finally became a great team during the mid 2000s... that just can't get to the Stanley Cup Finals (best so far were three Conference Finals). Then the team hit RockBottom in the 2014 playoffs, where their status as chokers was set in stone following going up 3-0 on the Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs, and then dropping all four games after. Unlike the other two, they remain butt monkeys, even missing the postseason for the first time in a decade the following year.

* Anyone on the receiving end of an aikido demonstration, as they are pinned, twisted, and slammed in front of an audience of students. Since this is for educational purposes, and aikido is based on [[CounterAttack countering]], this is an EnforcedTrope.
* Every team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters will be the Butt Monkey for at least that game. Special notice especially goes towards the Washington Generals, who were once a champion ABL team in UsefulNotes/{{Philadelphia}} before the league folded.
** Invoked; the Generals are now owned by the Globetrotters and are explicitly [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption intended to be the fall guys.]]
* AustralianRulesFootball: The St Kilda Saints have been playing in the VFL/AFL since it was founded in 1897, and have only won one premiership (1966) and that by a single point. The Western Bulldogs (formerly Footscray) have also only won one premiership, longer ago than St Kilda did (1954), and haven't ''played'' in a Grand Final since 1961, where they lost to never-won Hawthorn (a butt monkey at the time, though they lost that status in the 70s, and were the league's dominant team in the 80s). Other candidates include Fremantle (who joined the league in 1994 and are yet to win a premiership, although they made the Grand Final in 2013), Port Adelaide (who hold the record for the biggest losing margin in a Grand Final), and Greater Western Sydney (only joined the league in 2012, but rock-bottom in their first two seasons)
* In international {{Cricket}}, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh - many critics feel that one or both of them are unworthy of test match status, and think their spots should be given to other countries, such as Ireland or even ''Afghanistan'' (who, due to the country being deemed unsafe, play their home matches in the United Arab Emirates).