Bullying A Dragon: Radio

  • The Dr Demento show had "Tae Kwon Leap (Boot To The Head)" skit by The Frantics wherein an idiot threatens a martial arts master:
    Ed Gruberman: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I gonna start wipin' the walls with you?
    Martial Arts Master: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that you might see.
    Ed Gruberman: All right! Finally some action!
    Martial Arts Master: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! [TH-WHUMP!]
    Ed Gruberman: Owww! You booted me in the head!