A triple Brick-joke pile up:
Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge door, let the giraffe out, put the elephant in, then close the door.
Q: The Lion King is having an animal conference. All the animals are there except one, who doesn't show up?
A: The elephant; he is in the fridge.
Q: You have to cross the river where the crocodiles live. You have no weapons and no boats, how do you do it?
A: Just swim across it: the crocs are at the animal conference, remember?
- A variation of the elephant in fridge joke:
Q: How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: Four, two in the front two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants.
Q: How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell when there's two elephants in your fridge?
A: They giggle when the door's closed.
Q: How can you tell when there' three elephants in your fridge?
A: It's getting hard to close the door.
Q: How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From jumping out of palm trees.
Q: Why is it dangerous to enter the jungle between the hours of 2 and 4 pm on Saturday afternoons?
A: That's when the elephants are jumping out of palm trees.
Q: Why are pygmy's so short?
A: They were dumb enough to go into the jungle between the hours of 2 and 4 on a Saturday.
Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
A: Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: He was holding onto the first one.
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: He was watching the first two and thought it was a game.
Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by three falling koalas and a fridge.
Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: 'cos he was dead.
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: Stapled to the first one.
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: Peer Group Pressure.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die?
A: Koalas landed on him.
3 guys are at heaven's gate being reviewed on their lives when how they died was asked by a guy who was already in line ahead of them.
1st guy: I was really paranoid that my wife was cheating on me so I decide to come home early one day and suspecting that there was a man in the room with her, searched for the lover all over the room. Unsuccessful, I saw a shadow on the window and in a fit of rage, picked up the trunk at the foot of the bed and tossed it out at the shadow, had a heart attack and died.
2nd guy: I was really happy because I just got a job washing windows when suddenly, a dresser came flying out from inside, hit me, causing me to lose balance and fall to my death.
3rd guy: Well, for me, I was jogging when I stopped to catch my breath. When I looked up and saw a trunk and a guy falling towards me...
Guy ahead of them: Man that's tough, but at least you all know how you guys died. I don't even know what happened to me. All I know is that I was hiding in a trunk from some crazy guy and next thing I knew, I was here...
