"If comic books, cartoons, and Sci-Fi Original Movies have taught me anything, it's that shapeshifting comes with a bunch of boring rules and restrictions that limit its potential Turn-Into-A-Bulldozer-Whenever-I-Wantity. You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets,
contemporary jazz turns you back to normal, you can only turn into
presents your grandma's knitted for you. Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF
BALLOON ANIMAL!!??"