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  • MORNING RESCUE! Saving Japanese office workers from tiredness! (And, thanks to Memetic Mutation, saving characters from other works from their horrible fates.)
  • John Jameson. He will punch out Cthulhu, kill and cook the Hawk of Achill, flood Dublin to extinguish the fire, and drop a steam engine off a cliff to stop the Prussian Incursion of 1807... once his whiskey is threatened.