Better Than It Sounds / Film K
: Teen does chores for an old man, and as a result goes from being a bully magnet to an expert fighter within a month.
The Karate Kid Old man watches as a teenager
wax off : Teen visits the old man's hometown and meets his family.
The Karate Kid Part II : Bug-themed superheroes battle spandex-wearing superhero teams.
Kamen Rider × Super Sentai: Super Hero Taisen Or, I think we need a bigger theater screen.
Pirate and photographer pull off the biggest con to save the universe. Thief throws hissy fit.
: Teen discovers being a hero hurts a lot.
Kick-Ass : Two teens discover that while being heroes hurt, trying not to might be even more harmful.
Kick-Ass 2 : Woman quits her job to start a family. Fountains of blood ensue.
Kill Bill : Uma Thurman dressed as Bruce Lee from a movie fights a swarm of bodyguards dressed as Bruce Lee from a TV show.
Kill Bill Vol. 1 : Uma Thurman and David Carradine partake in a heart-wrenching Kill Bill Vol. 2 "Funny Aneurysm" Moment.
: Man with peculiar accent tells kids to shut up.
Kindergarten Cop : A bitter man murders his relatives one by one. Kind Hearts and Coronets Hilarity Ensues.
Alternatively, a comedy wherein Obi-Wan Kenobi dies eight times. Six of them are murder.
: Two good friends use their comedic genius to make their lives go from bad to worse.
The King and the Clown : Movie maker brings death and destruction to New York.
King Kong (1933) : A gorilla fights a King Kong Escapes Robot Me created by an evil doctor who is not a British alien.
: A man who can't get his desired job to save his life helps the world's highest classed The King's Speech Woobie prepare for a super prestigious job he does not want.
It is definitively proven that stouthearted Englishmen would rather die for a man with speech problems then a man with woman problems.
: Emo blacksmith moves to the Middle East and nails Eva Green.
Kingdom of Heaven : A man bowls and visits the Amish.
Kingpin : A man who inherits a failing shoe factory sees the factory recover, and learns some important life lessons after a chance encounter with a cross-dresser.
Kinky Boots : Dumb Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Tony Stark and gay Bruce Wayne try to solve a murder case.
: Woman falls for man she met in an airport. This causes her to nearly get killed over and over.
Knight and Day : Man makes fame and fortune by getting himself hit with large pieces of wood.
A Knight's Tale : Pretty cinematography eventually makes you feel Koyaanisqatsi kind of like an asshole.
: A kid's parents argue over who gets custody of him.
Kramer vs. Kramer : A kid who has lost the spirit of christmas learns the hard way to not take your family for granted.
Krampus : A boy heads out to go visit his grandfather, who hasn't seen him since he was a baby, but first, the boy has to go find the right clothes to wear. When they actually meet up, the grandfather only wants to welcome the boy into his family, but to say the boy winds up disliking him is an Kubo and the Two Strings understatement.
: A Kung Fu Panda fat, clumsy geek becomes The Chosen Zero and must defeat a prison escapee who has issues with his adopted father.
Alternatively: Geek dreams of being part of the local sports gang, and by accident becomes the captain. But, because he is fat, he eventually becomes good enough for the job.
: Fat, clumsy geek discovers the hard way the reason why he was adopted.
Kung Fu Panda 2 : The geek needs to train an entire village to deal with a single thief.
Kung Fu Panda 3 : Kung Pow! Enter the Fist The Chosen One saves the world from French Aliens with his sentient tongue.