Badass Grandpa: Comic Books

  • Judge Dredd is becoming one of these the hard way, due to the lack of Comic-Book Time in his universe. 22nd century medicine helps, but several stories have focused on his feeling like the old man of the Justice Department, and the decreasing number of his classmates still alive and active.
  • The Shade, from Starman, might count, though he's not a grandpa. He's over a hundred and seventy, looks like he's on his mid-forties, still dresses like it's the Victorian era, complete with cravat and spats. Oh, and he's the world's best shadow channeler, capable of summoning shadow monsters by the imperial ton, and a very experienced assassin, both with his skills and with swords. Not enough? He kicked a Black Lantern's ass. After his heart was torn out. With that very same heart. Immortal he may be, but add in his incredible wit, his own occasional act of heroism (though if you call him hero, he'll pound you) and his impeccable sense of fashion and you've got yourself a man you'd hate to offend. And that's without his actual powers.
  • Gorgo from Love And Rockets, retired hit man and self-appointed protector of Luba's family. He's around 90 and spends most of his time asleep, which doesn't stop him from taking out two armed assailants by himself. With his cane.
  • Jay Garrick. Alan Scott. Wildcat. Any surviving member of the original Justice Society of America falls into this category. (Hawkman is an iffy case, considering that he's been reincarnated into a younger form.)
    • Wesley Dodds, the original Golden Age Sandman, trashes them all in this department. He doesn't have the benefit of magical shenanigans to keep him young like the other living members of the JSA, and yet while physically over 80 years old, still suffering the after-effects of a stroke and barely able to walk without a cane, goes out to save the goddamn day anyways, up to and including telling one of the most powerful evil wizards in the DCU to go fuck himself.
  • Bone Lucius Down.
  • Nick Fury, original flavor. Over ninety, looks like he's fifty, can kick your ass like he's twenty-five, and a Magnificent Bastard, to boot.
    • And then Nextwave gave us his parody Captain Ersatz Dirk Anger, who is a subversion in the Who Wants to Live Forever? vein:
      "I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life."
  • Joe Higgins a.k.a. the Shield is this in New Crusaders.
  • The Guardians of the Universe from Green Lantern are this; being the oldest beings (technically only Ganthet is this, as the other Guardians had been killed by Hal Jordan and replaced by Kyle Rayner) in the universe and subsequently one of the most powerful.
    "He's old. Like beginning-of-time, big bang-theory old. But don't let the red robe fool you. Ganthet could crack the planet in half with a thought."
  • Captain America is a World War II veteran. On the other hand, he was turned into a Human Popsicle in his twenties, and only defrosted 13 to 15 years ago, comic-book time, so he only counts if Buck Rogers does.
    • Bucky Barnes too, he looks young, but he's in his 60s.
    • Ultimate Red Skull being Cap's illegitimate son is in his 60s at least, but is A) in his physical prime and B) doesn't really have a face so it's difficult to judge.
  • Jenny Sparks of The Authority, She may be as old as the 20th Century, but don't mess with her or London or she'll electrocute you back to 1945. And she looks like she's in her early 20s to boot.
  • The Punisher. Doesn't fully fit the description as he's been anything but passive, but he's still an Badass Normal Ax-Crazy antihero, despite being over 60. Lampshaded in the first Arc of The Punisher MAX, as Microchip points out that Frank would've been a grandfather by that time, if his family hadn't died.
  • Batman: The Dark Knight Returns has several.
    • Batman.
    • James Gordon, who in his 70s could take down a teen that got a drop on him with a military grade machine gun.
    • Oliver Queen, even missing one of his arms he is still probably one of the best archers in the world.
    • And a non-heroic example, The Joker.
    • Two more Batmen who meet this trope. The first is the Batman from Kingdom Come, who, despite having wrecked his body through years of abuse and being dependent on an exoskeleton just to move, still has the balls to deck a brainwashed Billy Batson, whom everyone else is shit-scared of on a hunch. He later joins in the climatic fight scene in Powered Armour. The other is Thomas Wayne, Bruce's father, as seen in Flashpoint, in the alternate time where Bruce died instead of his parents that night in Crime Alley. He has nowhere near his son's training, skill, or discipline, and is running on pain and rage, but he can still toss around criminals decades younger than him, and kills not only Killer Croc, but also the Reserve Flash. By impaling them, no less. Yikes.
    • The Semi-Retired Badass Bruce Wayne from the various comicbook versions of Batman Beyond.
  • John Hartigan from Sin City (Frank Miller seems to like this trope).
    • Frank Miller has said that he has a problem with certain badass heroes being younger than himself.
  • You do not mess with Scrooge McDuck. Period.
  • Bor, the father of Odin and grandfather of The Mighty Thor. He was at last as strong as combined powers of Thor and Odin and possibly could easily destroy the Earth. When Thor has to kill him, he has to punch so hard, that his hammer was broken.
    • Buri aka Twiaz, father of Bor and great-grandfather to Thor, is the first of the Asgardian gods. Whereas Bor had kept young (about middle-age) due to being turned to snow, Buri has aged all that time. He comes off as a big man living in a cave. Despite being the oldest of a slow-aging race of gods he is still as strong as Thor, can sometimes beat Thor in a wrestling match, and has mystical powers beyond that of most other gods.
    • Big Daddy Odin himself. The very image of a Grandpa God, yet he can throw down with the likes of Thanos, Galactus, and Surtur.
  • Great-Uncle, really, but Aloysius Crumrin, relative of Courtney Crumrin is at least over eighty and will still fuck up the nastiest hobgoblin ever (with a cane sword!) or fight off vampires threatening his great-niece. It's acknowledged fact that even at his age, he's still the one that gets called in to handle the nastiest business that threatens the witch and warlock community.
  • Kaine in Spider-Girl. He's even got the coat and beard!
  • The Superman from Kingdom Come. He is out of shape, has grey hair, and wrinkles, but when he crossed over into the DCU, he takes a punch from Heracles without flinching, and can move normally in a 100 G environment. Heracles earlier knocked our Superman through a building and bloodied his nose.
  • In Star Wars: Legacy, Treis Sinde, Imperial Knight. Infiltrating Dac, beating up a lot of Stormtroopers and squaring off against a Sith Lord, all in the Issue of his first appearance. Has also the rather un-Imperial tendency to reinterpret or openly defy orders from the Emperor if he believes it is the will of the Force. Darth Krayt is also long over human expire date and you DON'T want to anger him. The Mon Calamari learned that the hard way. His counterpart, deposed Emperor Roan Fel, does qualify too.
  • Ekuar in ElfQuest looks pretty wizened and decrepit, and he only has one arm and a wooden leg. On the other hand, he's pretty handy with his rock-shaping powers, and can wield his walking-stick as a formidable weapon (looks like wood, but it's reinforced with stone).
  • Dan Turpin.
    Turpin: Call off your goons, I'm an old man. And they'd hate to get their asses handed to 'em by an old man.
  • Slam Bradley, aging Hardboiled Private Detective who took a beating from Batman and kept getting up for more.
  • Magneto. Leaving aside his damn near phenomenal cosmic powers level of control, he can and will throw down without them, even if he won't always win. He's been de-aged at least once, but since most writers and artists tend to ignore that and write him at his original age, he's at least a good eighty.
    • He's also a literal grandfather.
  • Wolverine, the guy was born in the 1800s. His enemies Sabretooth and Cyber are also (evil) examples, as is his son Daken, who was born in 1946 and looked to be in his 20's as of 2012.
  • Also X-Men-related, Cable first came back to the present day as a grizzled 50-something, and must be around 70 by now, due to spending nearly 20 years on top of that in various futures raising his adopted daughter Hope. He's spent all that time fighting wars and against massively superpowered foes in various horrible timezones, relying mostly on his skills as a warrior, a survivalist, a tactician, and a strategist (plus his really big guns) whilst at the same time using most of his nearly godlike telekinesis to stop the spread of what is essentially super-cancer (which he's had since he was an infant). On the occasions when he's able to to use his powers to their fullest extent, it's been shown that they are cosmic-level in scope, allowing him to go toe-to-toe with the Silver Surfer whilst simultaenously levitating an island.
  • Spider-Man villain The Green Goblin is around 60 years old now and actually has two grandsons to boot. His legacy character Hobgoblin is one as well, but only in Spider-Girl continuity.
    • The [[Comicbook/Venom Venom symbiote]] is one having lived a very long time, and he is also a Grandfather having a grandson.
  • At least one flashback story showed that Ben Parker, Spider-Man's uncle, could be like this. A former MP in the army, he wasn't a violent man by nature, but he was still capable of defending himself. He was not only very protective of young Peter, but there was also the unpleasant case where Peter befriended a classmate named Charlie Weiderman who was even more unpopular, but unlike Peter, purposely provoked the other teens. One day, he was chased to the Parker home by a group of bullies led by a rather mean guy named Rich and Ben intervened; Ben told them that if they wanted Charlie, they would have to go through him. They tried to, but Rich got a pretty rude awakening when Ben pummeled them. (Unfortunately for Charlie, Ben was rather angry at him too for provoking them, and after he clearly lied about it, told him he was no longer welcome at their house. Indeed, years later, Peter would very much regret ever making friends with Charlie...))
  • Iran "Pops" Sekula from Body Bags. He's old with gray hair, practically a dead man walking, and he still whips serious ass.
  • John Constantine himself. He still kicks ass, even though he's almost sixty (although a transfusion of demon blood means that his aging is slowed somewhat), and his alcoholism and smoking hasn't lessened that much. Granted, his comic book is on par with real time, so he's gonna get a bigger badass with time. His best mate Chas Chandler is a good example too; he's about the same age as Constantine, has an actual granddaughter, and lacks his friend's magical acumen or demon blood, but he still acts as John's muscle when needed.
  • Nth Man: The Ultimate Ninja has Dr. Yagyu, ninja dentist. His satchel includes throwing stars and an Ingram MAC-10 in .45 ACP machine pistol.
  • Armando's grandfather in Le Scorpion.
  • Freedom Fighters has Captain Patriotic Uncle Sam, Anthropomorphic Personification of the American Spirit and looking exactly as old as he does in those world war two recruitment posters. He's also participated in every war of the country's existence and is as strong as the American People's faith in freedom.
  • Gramps from Cavewoman. Used a body enhancer to give himself superhuman strength and toughness, then turned up on a flying motorcycle to rescue his granddaughter from a gang of drug dealers before transporting himself, his granddaughter and his 15 ft. tall pet gorilla back through time to live amongst the dinosaurs.
  • Deathstroke the Terminator, aka Slade Wilson. And he has no problems messing with heroes half his age.

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