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Awesome Music: The Lion King Adventures

Lyrics to Hago's version of 'You're Only Second Rate'

I must admit,
Your puny tricks are amusing
I bet you've got some more
In your paws
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me
Hope your magic's hot!
C'mon, cub
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest spells
But unfortunately your magic
Doesn't just quite jell
I'll set the record straight
Your aim is way too late
You're only second rate!
You think you're strong,
When you're actually lame
You've got a lot to learn
About the wizard game
So for your information
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Lions cower at the power
Of my staff!
My magic is deadly
With every hit!
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With your biggest bolt
Stick me in a trap
You look like a dolt!
You'll simply infuriate
I'll kill you and your mate
You're only second rate!
You know your flame blasts
Aren't fired up
And your massive jumps
Aren't good enough
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous spell
Because as I've said
Your magic isn't well
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
Until you can't communicate
I'm going to turn you
Into a bloody state
You're only second rate!

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