Awesome: Wax Works

  • Jack the Ripper, who is none other than your twin brother in the London Waxwork, likes causing trouble and making you look bad just for looking like him- to the point where you can be arrested and hanged if you come across the police, or beaten to death by a lynch mob if they catch you. With that in mind- nothing is more satisfying and awesome in that waxwork than to defeat the bastard in a sword fight- your swordstick versus his knife. Awesome music ensues after fatally stabbing him and causing him to fall backward into the River Thames. Knocking him into the Thames wound up being a backup killing plan in case he didn't actually die from the stabbing, la horror movie villains. The state of the Thames at that time was less than pristine, so getting Thames water in a stab wound would likely finish someone off.
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