: Now, MrPHDinEnglish has been telling me that I won't find anything wrong with her
fanfiction. Apparently, her fanfiction is practically perfect in every way
and if I were to read it I would have no choice but to give it a glowing review and heap praise upon her. Here's the thing, honey: I don't want
to read your fanfiction and I certainly don't want to review it. Why, you ask? Here's the thing. You're being so obnoxious that I'm starting to hate
you! And I wouldn't be able to review your fanfic objectively. I would try
to find things wrong with it just so I could shoo you out! And that's not something I wanna do. That's why I don't review fanfictions written by people I know. I'm not gonna offer up a tainted review.