His take-down of the public overreaction to and relative unimportance of the phone messages he and Jonathan Ross left for Andrew Sachs. He read aloud a letter which said that he and Ross should be 'Sent to Afghanistan to fight with real men', then performed an epic riff on said letter involving an imagined meeting between himself, Jonathan, and a soldier in Afghanistan.
'I'm in the middle of a global holy war. East versus West. Trying to stop the opium trade from reaching our shores. Men are dying on both sides every day. The desert sands run red with their blood... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?'
'........ Did you ever watch Fawlty Towers?'