"But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia
financed Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo
while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby
, The Aviator
and Finding Neverland
. As chance would have it, I have
won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."