Pteppic inhuming a pyramid and OVER NINE THOUSAND! gods.
The Assassin's test. Yes, it's funny as a parody of a driving test, but don't tell me you weren't thinking that everything Teppic did was awesome.
Ptraci as Queen. Hoot Koomi wants to be an Evil Vizier and Ptraci is having none of it. She, in fact, assigns him the pointless rituals so that she can do the big important stuff. Then there's the way she tells him. "Do it yourself. You look like a man who's used to doing things for himself if I've ever seen one."