While being kind of weird, each chapter has one:
- Robin Hood killing Cthulhu — in the nose!.
- Leonidas killing a Mutant Elephant and Super Saiyan Xerxes.
- Genghis Khan teaming up with Attila the Hun to fight Blackbeard. Oh, and Attila kills all of Blackbeards men at once, with his Dual Wielding.
- William Wallace surviving his own execution.
- Jean d'Arc fighting off a genie with a cross made of her sword and a tree.
- Oh, and did we mention that Albert Einstein knows Kung Fu?