Awesome: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
- First: Knocking out the guy who threatened to kill Amy.
Paul: "You aren't gonna touch her, but you are gonna feel this." (headbutt)
Kent: Oh, please. Like Paul Blart is a badass. (kaboom)
- Second CMoA: Blart knocking the guy out with the scuba tank. "Scuba-dooby-doo."
- Fourth: Pretending to take a fall and knocking Veck down.
- Fifth: using a hockey stick to sweep someone's ankles out from under him, and then hit him in the stomach before he lands.
- Sixth+: Let's be honest, pretty much every time Paul took down a bad guy.