Uncle #1: How nice of Mr Musician to grace us with his presence!
Aunt #1: Seems like we never see you anymore!
Uncle #2: You still messin' round with that guitar?
Aunt #1: Sherry and Terry gave up that mess a long time ago!
All Relatives: Instead of tryin' to find yourself, why don't you try to find a job?
Youth: Gotta get away from these philistines, philistines!